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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:05 am

Minister Masket wrote:*Silence falls upon the halls of Spamalot.
The King, knights, servants, even the toilet are all sleeping peacefully.
Except for one.
A shadowy figure makes his way through the corridors.
He reaches the staris to the highest tower and begings to climb.
At the top is a a room built specifically for his purposes.
All manners of gadgets and gizmos line the walls on various shelves.
In the corner, Blef has fallen asleep in his cage. He will not wake for another week.
The figure sighs and looks out of the window, only his thoughts comfort him.
Morning has come, the sky turns grey and light filters through the world.
Eventually the figure breaks away and turns towards his latest experiment.*
"Another Spamalot day".
sorry bud but im awake :wink:
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:06 am

Oh, and DDS, good choice on placing money on me.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:07 am

I know :wink:
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:08 am

Yup.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:10 am

3 days ago I had 4000 posts.. Now I have 4517..

I do think I post too much.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:11 am

Skittles! wrote:3 days ago I had 4000 posts.. Now I have 4517..

I do think I post too much.
im wondering how you pass so much damn time when theres only you and a select few people online :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:13 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Skittles! wrote:3 days ago I had 4000 posts.. Now I have 4517..

I do think I post too much.
im wondering how you pass so much damn time when theres only you and a select few people online :lol:

Well.. For the past two days I've been on the computer for most of the days, and when I'm on the computer I'm on CC. So that might explain it. And I always have some random thread to post it.. Maybe 3-4 posts in a row.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:13 am

Can anyone see the deep significance of my story?
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:14 am

Minister Masket wrote:Can anyone see the deep significance of my story?

You're the figure? But it's not that significant.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:14 am

Minister Masket wrote:Can anyone see the deep significance of my story?
You got nothing better to do so you make up stories that are inconclusive and have no basic structure or plot?
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:17 am

I stole hecters soul...So does that make me a semi king in some type of way? :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:18 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I stole hecters soul...So does that make me a semi king in some type of way? :lol:

I wana still Isaac's soul. Well, not really.. But whatever.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:19 am

Skittles! wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Can anyone see the deep significance of my story?

You're the figure? But it's not that significant.

Well yeah, that was kinda obvious.
I meant the phsycological impact of the story. The real meaning.

As for DDS, that story took me a full 5 minutes to think up and type.
Be grateful.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:20 am

Minister Masket wrote:
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Minister Masket wrote:Can anyone see the deep significance of my story?

You're the figure? But it's not that significant.

Well yeah, that was kinda obvious.
I meant the phsycological impact of the story. The real meaning.

As for DDS, that story took me a full 5 minutes to think up and type.
Be grateful.

Uh, you have a lab at the top of the Castle of Spamalot?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:21 am

Well duh, where else is it gonna be, the kitchen!?
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:21 am

Minister Masket wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Can anyone see the deep significance of my story?

You're the figure? But it's not that significant.

Well yeah, that was kinda obvious.
I meant the phsycological impact of the story. The real meaning.

As for DDS, that story took me a full 5 minutes to think up and type.
Be grateful.
Oh Noz! 5 minutes?! my god! :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:21 am

Minister Masket wrote:Well duh, where else is it gonna be, the kitchen!?

Well, if you eat your experiments, it could be.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:22 am

Minister Masket wrote:Well duh, where else is it gonna be, the kitchen!?
The basement perhaps?
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:24 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Well duh, where else is it gonna be, the kitchen!?
The basement perhaps?

What's with you Americans and damn basements?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:24 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Well duh, where else is it gonna be, the kitchen!?
The basement perhaps?

no no no, that's diddle and TWO's "playroom". :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:24 am

Minister Masket wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Well duh, where else is it gonna be, the kitchen!?
The basement perhaps?

no no no, that's diddle and TWO's "playroom". :lol:

I occasionally join :lol:
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:33 am

Skittles! wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Well duh, where else is it gonna be, the kitchen!?
The basement perhaps?

What's with you Americans and damn basements?
Whats with you and foreigners being all freaky-deeky?!
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:34 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Well duh, where else is it gonna be, the kitchen!?
The basement perhaps?

What's with you Americans and damn basements?
Whats with you and foreigners being all freaky-deeky?!

What the hell does 'freaky-deeky' mean?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:37 am

I concur, basement is such a cliche.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:37 am

So, how much do you like your avatar MM?
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