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Postby Titanic on Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:29 pm

So I jsut had some peanut butter [5]

I once decided to fly [1]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:40 pm

Past a giant's eye (2)
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Postby XenHu on Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:40 pm

I sailed up to the sky(3)...


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Postby Fitz69 on Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:38 pm

3rd line shouldnt rhyme..
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Postby Fitz69 on Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:42 pm

I'll paraphrase:
I once decided to fly [1]
Past a great giant's eye (2)
Searching the heavens' (3)
Finding no Sev-Levens (4) (ok some creative spelling there...)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:52 pm

But at least I gave it a try. [5]



The day that dice were invented, [1]
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Postby gavin_sidhu on Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:35 pm

my fury had to be vented.
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Postby Colaalone on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:02 pm

I slammed my face through a wall, [3]
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Postby Fitz69 on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:39 pm

Ok, new limerick.

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Postby AAFitz on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:41 pm

had no way to show decorum
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:53 pm

C'mon now boys, one limerick at a time. :evil:


The day that dice were invented, [1]
my fury had to be vented.
I slammed my face through a wall, [3]

And burst my eyeball, [4]
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Postby Titanic on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:29 am

and my comp said me email had been sented [5]

(seriously, choose better words, or when I start another one I'm gunna do orange)

I got stung by a bee [1]
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:15 am

It was sore, that was plain to see, (2)

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Postby Dariune on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:20 am

So i put on some cream (3)
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Postby Titanic on Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:43 am

Invited over my team [4]
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Postby AAFitz on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:08 am

and disturbed the one by fitz and me (5) :lol:
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Postby AAFitz on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:09 am

Fitz69 wrote:Ok, new limerick.

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who had no way to show decorum(2)
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Postby Titanic on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:33 am

posted like a crazy homo
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Postby Genghis Khant on Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:31 pm

And thought in slo-mo, [4]





Titanic wrote:(seriously, choose better words, or when I start another one I'm gunna do orange)

Funny, I thought the word 'demented' was screaming out to be used. Seriously though, there's loads of words that could have rhymed. Use your loaf.
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Postby Titanic on Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:21 pm

I'm gunna move to Tourums [5]

I once knew a man from Aberdeen [1]
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:38 pm

He said he would marry the queen, (2)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:39 pm

But when he asked for her hand (3)
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Postby AAFitz on Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:45 pm

titanics life seemed very bland
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Postby Titanic on Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:41 pm

So he thought she was very mean [5]

The Scotsman drunk too much [1]
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Postby AAFitz on Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:31 pm

vodka and whiskey and such (2)
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