WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[s.xkitten]

sexy!

what, the dood?

well yeah...what else would i be referring to?

assgrab in prison for a week...way way way less time...

well maybe you wouldn't mind since guys would be grabbing you, but think about it from a male's perspective

well...no...i'd be in a woman's prison...

oh yeah... so you wouldn't mind being grabbed by other women?

well yeah...break a couple of their fingers, and you get enough respect for it to be fun grabbing, not brutal grabbing...

anyway

I'm gonna take a shower, I'll be back soon

I will miss you something terrible

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<map>
<title>China Map</title>
<smallwidth>600</smallwidth>
<smallheight>512</smallheight>
<largewidth>800</largewidth>
<largeheight>694</largeheight>
<filetype>jpg</filetype>
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   <continent>
<name>Lanzhou</name>
<bonus>3</bonus>
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   <components>
<component>Xinjiang</component>
<component>Western Xizang</component>
<component>Qinghai</component>
<component>Gansu</component>
<component>Shaanxi</component>
</components>
</continent>
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   <continent>
<name>Beijing</name>
<bonus>2</bonus>
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   <components>
<component>Nei Mongol</component>
<component>Hebei</component>
<component>Shanxi</component>
</components>
</continent>
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<name>Shenyang</name>
<bonus>2</bonus>
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<component>Liaoning</component>
<component>Jilin</component>
<component>Heilongjiang</component>
</components>
</continent>
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<name>Chengdu</name>
<bonus>3</bonus>
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<component>Eastern Xizang</component>
<component>Sichuan</component>
<component>Yunnan</component>
<component>Guizhou</component>
</components>
</continent>
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<name>Guangzhou</name>
<bonus>4</bonus>
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<component>Hunan</component>
<component>Guanxi</component>
<component>Guangdon</component>
<component>Hainan</component>
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</continent>
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<bonus>1</bonus>
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<component>Shandong</component>
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<component>Antrui</component>
<component>Zhejiang</component>
<component>Fujian</component>
<component>Jianxi</component>
<component>Taiwan</component>
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<name>Chinese Kashmir</name>
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<border>Western Xizang</border>
</borders>
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</bombardments>
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[s.xkitten]

i hate you...that made it so retardedly long..

[unriggable]

i hate you...that made it so retardedly long..

I find it necessary to post the xml to the China map, and I think spamalot is the place to do it.

[hecter]

Wouldn't the china map thread be a better place to do it?

[unriggable]

Wouldn't the china map thread be a better place to do it?

What makes you say that?

[static_ice]

*slides in*

totally...totally completely smooth...

*vincent barges in*
Vincent: "what the hell are you guys doing!?!?"
static: "whoa whoa man, she told me you were dead!"
s.xkitten: "I said he was dead to me!"

reeally smoooth

yupyup

I will miss you something terrible

funny thing happened back there, I was taking off my clothes and not only was my shirt drenched with sweat, but my boxers and shorts too!

[unriggable]

Im having trouble with this link here, can you guys help me out?

[hecter]

Im having trouble with this link here, can you guys help me out?

Sure. Next time, adding url tags instead of colour tags.

[unriggable]

Im having trouble with this link here, can you guys help me out?

Sure. Next time, adding url tags instead of colour tags.

Oh...Whoa, I'm surprised meatspin was even a color!

[static_ice]

Im having trouble with this link here, can you guys help me out?

you must be bored

and I must go now, my bro is bitching

[hecter]

Im having trouble with this link here, can you guys help me out?

Sure. Next time, adding url tags instead of colour tags.

Oh...Whoa, I'm surprised meatspin was even a color!

Didn't you get banned for that a while ago?

[s.xkitten]

I will miss you something terrible

funny thing happened back there, I was taking off my clothes and not only was my shirt drenched with sweat, but my boxers and shorts too!

*sniffles* not fair...

[wcaclimbing]

hey spamalot! join my Avatar Gamble Tournament.


The tournament and sign-up are here:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22202&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

[s.xkitten]

Alright, i posted this in the Rogue State forum, now i'm posting it here...

hecter vs. XenHu- 554648 Spamalot wins

dwightschrute vs. jnd94- 555457 Rogue State wins

ABSOLUTE_MASTER vs flashleg8- 554617 Rogue State wins

ConquererKing vs. the1exile- 555064 Rogue State wins

firth4eva vs. Neutrino- 556969 Rogue State wins

pancakemix vs.Skittles!- 564278 Spamalot wins

Vincent M vs. mandy- 565656 Rogue State wins

willis vs. kclborat- 555793 Rogue State wins

Minister Masket vs. AD- 555303 Rogue State wins

n8freeman vs. VT- 555152 Rogue State wins

so the score is Rogue State- 8 Spamalot- 2


oh, and let me know if anything needs to be changed

[pancakemix]

Hmm... that can't be good.

[Anarchy Ninja]

I don't suppose someone from Spamalot would like to make a game and pm me the password so as I may represent the Rogue State?

[Caleb the Cruel]

SPAM

[Skittles!]

OMFG. It's Caleb. YOU LIVE IN AN IGLOOOOOOOOOO.

[Fircoal]

HEY I STILL HATE MY CHALLENGE OF SPAMALOT FROM A LONG TIME AGO!

[Skittles!]

You still hate your challenge of Spamalot from long time ago?

[Neutrino]

I like the sheer one-sidedness of that scoreboard.

Just as it should be.

And technically Spamalot should only score half a point for Pancakes victory over Skittles, since I later chalenged Pancake to a game and won.

[Fircoal]

You still hate your challenge of Spamalot from long time ago?

Wait, I hate spelling errors, I mean I still have it.

[Skittles!]

I like the sheer one-sidedness of that scoreboard.

Just as it should be.

And technically Spamalot should only score half a point for Pancakes victory over Skittles, since I later chalenged Pancake to a game and won.

Quit bragging, Igloo man.

[Skittles!]

You still hate your challenge of Spamalot from long time ago?

Wait, I hate spelling errors, I mean I still have it.

Eh. I think I remember that. A long, long time ago.