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Postby rerdek on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:56 am

holy crap!
this thread is huge!
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:02 am

ZZ top
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Postby Dariune on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:23 am

Yeah

so ... does this mean if i complete the afore mentioned right of passiage that my bits will be cut off?

If so i take back my earlier request.
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:38 am

no
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Postby Dariune on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:44 am

Phew thats a relief.

Um so my earlier request stands :)

To be honest, from what i have seen, most of the people who are "perving" just think they are funny. I dont think they are sick or twisted. Yeah some of them try to get off on what is said to the ladies and vice versa but being unable to get real life sex doesnt always mean a twisted mind. It may just mean they are shy.

Then there are the few who perhaps need to stop.
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:56 am

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Postby Dariune on Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:09 pm

Not a bad idea. Though im not sure there are enough women here is there?

Personally im down with the sexy flirting if it were to happen naturally.
I dont like it when the ladies pine for it in every post, that just annoys me.
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Postby diddle on Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:46 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:
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diddle wrote:Thank god you said vague :lol:

Football, Rugby, Badminton, I'll play anything really......


I'm not really into sports, never was. The only team I was ever on was a girl's soccer (oops, football) team when I was in the 4th grade. I wan't very good at it then, but they needed more girls and all our girl jocks at the time were on the girls basketball team.

I waterski though. I love it. And I love to watch the Olympics and the Superbowl. But my one true spectator sport is off road racing, Baja 1000 style.


I get the feeling you're not a male. Please say I'm right......


Gee, what gave me away...girl's soccer team?


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Postby areyouincahoots on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:18 pm

UCAbears wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I love sports...I've played softball since I was 5...I always played in summer leagues, then I played for my jr. high and high school in Louisiana. I was actually the starting center fielder by my sophomore year. Then when I moved back to Arkansas I couldn't play because it was in the middle of the year and I tore my ACL before the next season. I still played adult summer leagues, though, and before they realized I had a torn ACL, I tore my meniscus playing softball.

I also cheered for three years.

Now that I'm in college, I play a lot of intramural sports. This year I've played co-rec softball, flag football, cross country, volleyball, and bowling. Good times.

I absolutely love football (American). In fact, I'm quite depressed that the football season is over. The probowl is the only game left. :(


I remember coming to watch you play softball in the adult league. That was pretty cool. I think you hit a homerun.


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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:27 pm

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Postby diddle on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:31 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:
Dariune wrote:Not a bad idea. Though im not sure there are enough women here is there?

Personally im down with the sexy flirting if it were to happen naturally.
I dont like it when the ladies pine for it in every post, that just annoys me.


What? How do they pine for it?

Oh, wait, I know one who practically begs for the perv's to talk dirty to her. She will remain unnamed. I picture her as a really insecure 14 year-old. Probably not attractive at all. Because what kind of cutie would put up with that crap.

But the pining? I don't think I've seen that before. How does one pine for flirting?


I think I know who you mean :wink:
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Postby Dariune on Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:28 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:
Dariune wrote:Not a bad idea. Though im not sure there are enough women here is there?

Personally im down with the sexy flirting if it were to happen naturally.
I dont like it when the ladies pine for it in every post, that just annoys me.


What? How do they pine for it?

Oh, wait, I know one who practically begs for the perv's to talk dirty to her. She will remain unnamed. I picture her as a really insecure 14 year-old. Probably not attractive at all. Because what kind of cutie would put up with that crap.

But the pining? I don't think I've seen that before. How does one pine for flirting? edit: I read the other thread now I see who you mean.


No i think you should name her.

Yeah, i dont know if you knew her but i just found it mildly irritating.
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:21 pm

Dariune wrote:
Snowpepsi wrote:
Dariune wrote:Not a bad idea. Though im not sure there are enough women here is there?

Personally im down with the sexy flirting if it were to happen naturally.
I dont like it when the ladies pine for it in every post, that just annoys me.


What? How do they pine for it?

Oh, wait, I know one who practically begs for the perv's to talk dirty to her. She will remain unnamed. I picture her as a really insecure 14 year-old. Probably not attractive at all. Because what kind of cutie would put up with that crap.

But the pining? I don't think I've seen that before. How does one pine for flirting? edit: I read the other thread now I see who you mean.


No i think you should name her.

Yeah, i dont know if you knew her but i just found it mildly irritating.


No, don't know this one and no, won't name the other one. She probably has enough issues.
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:39 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I love sports...I've played softball since I was 5...I always played in summer leagues, then I played for my jr. high and high school in Louisiana. I was actually the starting center fielder by my sophomore year. Then when I moved back to Arkansas I couldn't play because it was in the middle of the year and I tore my ACL before the next season. I still played adult summer leagues, though, and before they realized I had a torn ACL, I tore my meniscus playing softball.

I also cheered for three years.

Now that I'm in college, I play a lot of intramural sports. This year I've played co-rec softball, flag football, cross country, volleyball, and bowling. Good times.

I absolutely love football (American). In fact, I'm quite depressed that the football season is over. The probowl is the only game left. :(


I remember coming to watch you play softball in the adult league. That was pretty cool. I think you hit a homerun.


Aww...I forgot that you came to watch me. You're so sweet.



You came to watch me to so I can say the same about you and more seeing as how you came to a lot of them even though I sucked. lol. :P
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Postby william18 on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:39 pm

lol this is funny.
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Postby suggs on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:40 pm

Not honestly sure why you are still breathing mate. Don't be selfish.
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:40 pm

two pages on flirting. I wonder how long this will last.
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Postby jwithington on Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:02 pm

strike wolf wrote:two pages on flirting. I wonder how long this will last.


I was mostly intrigued by the way they verbed "perv."
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Postby william18 on Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:39 pm

So much flirting, almost like they have no remorse.
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:58 pm

jwithington wrote:
strike wolf wrote:two pages on flirting. I wonder how long this will last.


I was mostly intrigued by the way they verbed "perv."


People have been doing that for years. It's really not all that impressive of a feat.
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Postby hecter on Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:09 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:two pages on flirting. I wonder how long this will last.


I was mostly intrigued by the way they verbed "perv."


People have been doing that for years. It's really not all that impressive of a feat.

Ya... "You man, have you been perving?" "I'm pervin' it up yo!" "He was totally perving me..." Have you never heard anybody say stuff like that?
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Postby william18 on Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:51 pm

No
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:27 pm

I have.
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Postby Skittles! on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:19 am

I had a bandaid stuck to my leg hairs. It hurt.
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Postby diddle on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:53 am

I have selotape stuck to my head hairs. Its still there. I'm too scared to take it off.
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