Barking Dogs

[jefjef]

AoN, kiss my crusty left testicle!

wow tough guy.

Tell Jerry you're looking for Darkwing Duck. I'll be there.




Honibaz

Stop your damn barking!



Coltonbaz

[DirtyDishSoap]

I can sleep like a rock to a point...A dog can get annoying when I'm trying to sleep but I think when you have actual hill billy trash living across from you that likes to turn on their trucks 4:00am cause they 'like' to hear the sound of an engine can get pretty fuckin annoying, top it off with them speeding up and down the road for about an hour or two without any real job other then pissing me off from say, 4am to 7am (This is when I was in high school.) It should be over by then?
No.
They continue to drive me fuckin nuts, from throwin trash over the fence for whatever reason...To cross the street to throw trash over the fence bewilders me but hey, nothin ever made sense anyways, then from there they'll work on their fuckin car till around 9pm.
I have never seen these people actually go to work, perhaps they lived off of welfare I don't know but after a week I figured out they're simply stealing the oxygen that I breathe.

So from there on till the point of me finally leaving the house, I've been stickin all sorts of shit into their exaust pipes, puttin dents into windows with a BB gun (For that matter I'd shoot their fuckin dog that would go off) bustin out lights, whatever I could do to simply get a point across.

Did it stop?
No.
They just go about their usual buisness like nothin happened. I simply figured they're cultists that worship the devil or something and nothin affects them lest it be some fiery elephant dick raping their ass...Cause honestly I think that's what it would take to actually give them a clue that "Hey were not the only ones who live in the neighborhood!"

So I hate loud dogs and I hate hill billys.

End of story.

[pimpdave]

If that's actually a real way to get bk barunt to show up, and I lived close enough by, I would totally do it just to buy him a drink and hang out.

Now, if only I could find my Launchpad McQuack t-shirt.

[PLAYER57832]

If you don't already have ready owners waiting, get your dog spayed or neutered. THAT will go a long way toward fixing this problem.

(and get cats fixed, too!)

[pimpdave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym6x99LzFdc

[b.k. barunt]

If that's actually a real way to get bk barunt to show up, and I lived close enough by, I would totally do it just to buy him a drink and hang out.

Now, if only I could find my Launchpad McQuack t-shirt.

Well it's not just for the internetz tuff guys. Anyone's welcome to drop in for a beer, came of pool, burn a fatty out in back, etc. Just tell 'em you're a friend of mine and no one will f*ck with you. Like i said though, don't come on a Friday or Saturday nite - things can get a bit rowdy then.


Honibaz

[2dimes]

When my brother first started dating my sister inlaw her nieghbor came over and told them to shut their dog up or the city would put it down. There's a bylaw here that requires owners to keep their dogs quiet, you'd all love it.

So they took their springer spaniel to the vet and had it's larynx altered so when the dog barked it could only make a whisper quiet huffing sound. Since he was not the guilty dog the barking continued from where ever it was coming from.

I guess if you're going to start shooting up the place try to get the right dog, huh.

[Falkomagno]

Agree. The vuvuzuela are way too worst. and I'm not thinking into killing people in south africa...

[jonesthecurl]

When my brother first started dating my sister inlaw her nieghbor came over and told them to shut their dog up or the city would put it down. There's a bylaw here that requires owners to keep their dogs quiet, you'd all love it.

So they took their springer spaniel to the vet and had it's larynx altered so when the dog barked it could only make a whisper quiet huffing sound. Since he was not the guilty dog the barking continued from where ever it was coming from.

I guess if you're going to start shooting up the place try to get the right dog, huh.

A fine analogy for the "capital punishment" debate.

[thegreekdog]

Agree. The vuvuzuela are way too worst. and I'm not thinking into killing people in south africa...

Barking dogs are worse. I can't tune out barking dogs. I can tune out the vuvuzelas.

[army of nobunaga]

If you have a problem with a dog, be a man and go talk to the owner... whip the owners ass if you have to.. and do it the next day. I think that is my point.

When I lived in Arkansas I had a hillbilly that lived like 100 yards down my road. This was like 6 years ago I guess. He had got himself a rotty to fully enter the white trash club, he proceeded to chain it up and barely feed it. The dog barked at everything.

Night 1... 2 am.. I go down the street... knock on the door.. He didnt answer, I knocked louder and for 20 mins till a pane in his door broke. He came to the door threatening me... that didnt work out. I kicked his ass but took a good rough and tumble from him, as he was a strong country boy. His wife called the police when I was finally on top of him elbowing his head like a maniac. I went home, my friends, the police came to talk.. They laughed and went back mainly because they really were good ole arkie boys that I saw and bought drinks for at the oklahoma strip club on a regular basis..

Dog didnt bark anymore.

I felt bad because they moved the dog to the backyard and chained it up.. I also felt bad for the fight... went and talked to him. Bought the dog for 500 bucks as a peace offering. And me and the guy still talk on the phone because we are friends.

One of the sweetest dogs and best purchases I ever made. Had to give her away when I had to leave for a job.

anyway.. the point is... you are scum if you kill mans best friend unless you are defending yourself or eating it in some way, or you have some job to put them down for the state. Real men go and talk to other real men.

I really am done with this thread now. I think I made my point whether anyone really agrees or gets what im trying to say.

[saxitoxin]

Saxi has a ginormous Wolfhound named Big Bo Bop. I've mentioned him before, gang. Well, he looks tough but he's one big ol' pussy cat! LOL! My Rex, Old Tom II, keeps him in check something fierce. (Come to think of it, Old Tom II keeps Saxi in check, too! LMAO! )

As for toughness, without getting into a lot of specifics, Saxi has some naughty folks who would like to talk with him. Now, Sax is O-K because Old Tom II has an open credit with Česká Zbrojovka but, if he didn't, ol' Sax would probably be asking AON what his weekly rate is because Saxi knows AON can take care of the biznass!*


* not really because there's a high likelihood AON would be on the side wanting to talk with ol' Sax - LMAO!

Old irish wolfhounds are incredible animals... have pics?
I use to own a newfoundland or two for swimming training.

I have some cool pics.. start a new thread ill go get the old harddrive and old pics out

OP SEC!

You hafta get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Saxi, AON! I'm not having you paragliding onto my lanai some night while I'm distracted making love to my Native-American girlfriend, Esmerelda, and can't defend myself! Besides, I'm just an old man.

[saxitoxin]

Saxi has a ginormous Wolfhound named Big Bo Bop. I've mentioned him before, gang. Well, he looks tough but he's one big ol' pussy cat! LOL! My Rex, Old Tom II, keeps him in check something fierce. (Come to think of it, Old Tom II keeps Saxi in check, too! LMAO! )

As for toughness, without getting into a lot of specifics, Saxi has some naughty folks who would like to talk with him. Now, Sax is O-K because Old Tom II has an open credit with Česká Zbrojovka but, if he didn't, ol' Sax would probably be asking AON what his weekly rate is because Saxi knows AON can take care of the biznass!*


* not really because there's a high likelihood AON would be on the side wanting to talk with ol' Sax - LMAO!

Old irish wolfhounds are incredible animals... have pics?
I use to own a newfoundland or two for swimming training.

I have some cool pics.. start a new thread ill go get the old harddrive and old pics out

einsatzgeheimhaltung! (OP SEC!)

You hafta get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Saxi, AON! I'm not having you paragliding onto my lanai some night while I'm distracted making love to my Native-American girlfriend, Esmerelda, and can't defend myself! Besides, I'm just an old man.

[Baron Von PWN]

Since were talking about yappy dogs.



This is my dog Nicky looking pathetic during a snowstorm (I was about to bring him in and had to take a picture). Anyway the little bugger barks allot at people going by on the street, more so when he was younger but he's about 12 now so he's calmed down allot. We bought that thing around his neck, its a litle zap collar if he barks he gets a very mild shock. He's smart enough that he knows its the collar that zaps him and he'll bark if we take it off him, with it on he never barks. Supposedly some dogs stop barking after the first time they bark.

Strongly sugest to your neighbor they buy one?

I miss my dog...

[saxitoxin]

Since were talking about yappy dogs.

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OMG! A-DOR-A-BLE!!!!!

I want to cuddle him up and bring him home with me and put him on a shelf! He looks like he is a very formal, protocol driven animal. You can tell that by the way he holds his head aloft while sitting on his haunches. Ol' Saxi likes animals like this.

[Baron Von PWN]

Since were talking about yappy dogs.

OMG! A-DOR-A-BLE!!!!!

I want to cuddle him up and bring him home with me and put him on a shelf! He looks like he is a very formal, protocol driven animal. You can tell that by the way he holds his head aloft while sitting on his haunches. Ol' Saxi likes animals like this.

He would like that, he's a total sucker for a good petting.

[hulmey]

Since were talking about yappy dogs.



This is my dog Nicky looking pathetic during a snowstorm (I was about to bring him in and had to take a picture). Anyway the little bugger barks allot at people going by on the street, more so when he was younger but he's about 12 now so he's calmed down allot. We bought that thing around his neck, its a litle zap collar if he barks he gets a very mild shock. He's smart enough that he knows its the collar that zaps him and he'll bark if we take it off him, with it on he never barks. Supposedly some dogs stop barking after the first time they bark.

Strongly sugest to your neighbor they buy one?

I miss my dog...

Thats cruelty to animals. I'd like to put that collar on you and ZAP you abit when you do something wrong! Plus look at your dog, it looks like its going to cry its so cold

[DirtyDishSoap]

So slaughtering chickens and cows and fish and whatever else we eat isn't animal cruelty?
I'm sure if I raised a farm full of dogs and cats and started eating them someone would throw a fit.

I don't care how anyone looks at it and lets assume anyone here says "But it's a dog!"

So? When I eat chicken at KFC I don't got some dude pokin me that I'm treatin an animal horribly, I'm sure the lady at the counter couldn't give two shits.
It's a animal, I ain't losing sleep over a dead animal. Maybe I'm just devoid of feelings but God damnit are people too sympathetic over the dumbest of shit.

Case closed for me.

[Baron Von PWN]

Since were talking about yappy dogs.



This is my dog Nicky looking pathetic during a snowstorm (I was about to bring him in and had to take a picture). Anyway the little bugger barks allot at people going by on the street, more so when he was younger but he's about 12 now so he's calmed down allot. We bought that thing around his neck, its a litle zap collar if he barks he gets a very mild shock. He's smart enough that he knows its the collar that zaps him and he'll bark if we take it off him, with it on he never barks. Supposedly some dogs stop barking after the first time they bark.

Strongly sugest to your neighbor they buy one?

I miss my dog...

Thats cruelty to animals. I'd like to put that collar on you and ZAP you abit when you do something wrong! Plus look at your dog, it looks like its going to cry its so cold

I actually have zapped myself with it quite a few times, its nothing serious just mildly unpleasant.

[hulmey]

Since were talking about yappy dogs.



This is my dog Nicky looking pathetic during a snowstorm (I was about to bring him in and had to take a picture). Anyway the little bugger barks allot at people going by on the street, more so when he was younger but he's about 12 now so he's calmed down allot. We bought that thing around his neck, its a litle zap collar if he barks he gets a very mild shock. He's smart enough that he knows its the collar that zaps him and he'll bark if we take it off him, with it on he never barks. Supposedly some dogs stop barking after the first time they bark.

Strongly sugest to your neighbor they buy one?

I miss my dog...

Thats cruelty to animals. I'd like to put that collar on you and ZAP you abit when you do something wrong! Plus look at your dog, it looks like its going to cry its so cold

I actually have zapped myself with it quite a few times, its nothing serious just mildly unpleasant.

I'm sure its even more unpleasant, when you know its not coming!

[pimpdave]

Barking dogs sure can be annoying.

[jimboston]

Get yourself a box of CCI CB long .22 shells. Out of a long barreled rifle, they make no more noise than a pellet gun. 40yd head shot, no more noisy dog!

People that kill dogs are scum.


Ive done a lot of bad things in my life. I have done some BAD things in my life. Some because I was suppose to, some because .. well at the time it seemed right.

I would never kill a dog or horse.

These are two species bred for man , by man. You will not find a species that exits more for our convenience ,entertainment and work.


You kill a dog. Well there is just something wrong with you. You talk big about killing dogs on the internet? Well that makes you look cool for other losers.

Would you kill them (i.e "put them to sleep") as an act of mercy at or near the end of their life? If not... how much medical attention is warranted?

[jimboston]

And people that eat dogs?

I parts of asia it is perfectly acceptable to eat dog.

[King Doctor]

These are two species bred for man , by man. You will not find a species that exits more for our convenience ,entertainment and work.

Regardless of their husbandry, your sentimentality towards these two species is peculiar.

It is much the same as a Hindu who insists that Cows are sacred, only dressed up in 'selective breeding' pseudo-science.


Tell me, how would you feel about a man who killed a donkey?

[jonesthecurl]

Anyone eaten horse?