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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby 2dimes on Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:50 am

I'd like to go to the area in the USA that is so filled with increadible looking women that these ones are all sub par. I can tell you it's not Hawaii or Vegas, you'd think it would have been one of those two there was some nice specimens. Maybe they're posting from Melbourne, that place was over run by amazing looking women for some reason.

Since this thread is now a complaint festival let's see this "quackerjack".
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby Woodruff on Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:14 am

2dimes wrote:I'd like to go to the area in the USA that is so filled with increadible looking women that these ones are all sub par. I can tell you it's not Hawaii or Vegas, you'd think it would have been one of those two there was some nice specimens. Maybe they're posting from Melbourne, that place was over run by amazing looking women for some reason.


In my experience, Vancouver is the shiznit in this regard. NOT THAT I CARED, BECAUSE I AM HAPPILY MARRIED!

2dimes wrote:Since this thread is now a complaint festival let's see this "quackerjack".


Seconded!
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby 2dimes on Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:24 am

Washington? Do they round them up and put them there to keep them out of the rest of the state then?

Ok I'm kidding there's a resonable amount of regular attractive womans in the north west but going there didn't put me off cheerleaders. Who for some reason at the pro level have amazing bodies and overly lean faces that lead to just this sort of complaining.

Are a bunch of you posting from the Playboy mansion or something? I'd be all over that vein riddled cleavage in a second given the chance, if I wasn't HAPPILYMARRIED like Woodruff.
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby Woodruff on Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:32 am

2dimes wrote:Washington?


Err...sorry for the confusion, no. Vancouver, Canuckistan.

2dimes wrote:Do they round them up and put them there to keep them out of the rest of the state then?


<laughing out loud>

2dimes wrote:Who for some reason at the pro level have amazing bodies and overly lean faces that lead to just this sort of complaining.


I like the bodies, but I've never cared for the "lean angular" face look. I don't want a chubby-cheek, but all angles in the face is not attractive. For instance, my wife thinks Allesandro Ambrosio (or whatever) is the hottest thing since sliced bread, but I find her kind of ugly.

2dimes wrote:Are a bunch of you posting from the Playboy mansion or something? I'd be all over that vein riddled cleavage in a second given the chance, if I wasn't HAPPILYMARRIED like Woodruff.


I didn't even notice the vein until that person pointed it out.
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby anonymus on Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:57 pm

Johnny Rockets wrote:
anonymus wrote:quite seriously americans couldnt pic a hot woman out of a crowd if she funking.. i dont know.. was walking around being all hot and such.. none of these girls are hot! they are just not as fat as other women, but holy cow look at the faces.. this is at most WT-hot or fluzy-hot or like essex-girl-hot.. not hot.. give me a break

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Faces???????

They have Faces???????


Lemme check...........


Oh! Well....I don't see any grotesque disfigurements or hairy facial warts......
But I couldn't give their facial features more than a quick glance over before my eyes gravitated back to those AWSOME TITS.




Seriously, give me a fucking break, man.
Thats pretty good eye-candy.


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well i guess you kind of take what you could get on the other side of the pond.. "oh! oh! oh! she probably couldnt outweigh a small truck! oh may lawwwd thats sexxy!"
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:35 pm

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well i guess you kind of take what you could get on the other side of the pond.. "oh! oh! oh! she probably couldnt outweigh a small truck! oh may lawwwd thats sexxy!"


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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby jimboston on Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:59 pm

You are all posting off-subject.

This thread was created exclusively for us to post pictures of female sports fans wearing their team's shirts/logos. If you don't like the pictures... post one's that you like or look at other threads. Now stop talking and start posting.

You keep this up and I will report you all to the Mods for posting off-subject!

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby jimboston on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:37 pm

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby anonymus on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:37 pm

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well here you are southpark-dude yummy yummy americans!
aw my gawsh arent they hawt!

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(also; why thankyou saxi i feel or warm and rosie in my insides, always been a fan)
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby Queen_Herpes on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:44 pm

jimboston wrote:
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This girl? Seriously? I'm no pageant winner myself, but those teeth.........RUFKM??????????

At least put up the pictures of me that I emailed you Jimboston, though...they are probably in your bulk mail...considering my ENORMOUS BREASTS take up so many bytes!
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby the.killing.44 on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:45 pm

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby jimboston on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:49 pm

Queen_Herpes wrote:
This girl? Seriously? I'm no pageant winner myself, but those teeth.........RUFKM??????????

At least put up the pictures of me that I emailed you Jimboston, though...they are probably in your bulk mail...considering my ENORMOUS BREASTS take up so many bytes!


Please email me some pics hun.
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby anonymus on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:50 pm

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby anonymus on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:50 pm

jimboston wrote:
Queen_Herpes wrote:
This girl? Seriously? I'm no pageant winner myself, but those teeth.........RUFKM??????????

At least put up the pictures of me that I emailed you Jimboston, though...they are probably in your bulk mail...considering my ENORMOUS BREASTS take up so many bytes!


Please email me some pics hun.



wow you hoping for some action tonight?

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby jimboston on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:51 pm

Anon... fix your post...
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby anonymus on Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:52 pm

jimboston wrote:Anon... fix your post...


ok fixed bigimg inserted..

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby jaimito101 on Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:24 pm

How can you forget miss Larissa Riquelme?!?
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby anonymus on Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:27 pm

jaimito101 wrote:How can you forget miss Larissa Riquelme?!?
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:54 pm

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:23 pm

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby anonymus on Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:44 am

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*sigh*

shouldnt this thread be about a) HOT b) WOMEN this one is obviously neither..
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby tzor on Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:42 pm

anonymus wrote:shouldnt this thread be about a) HOT b) WOMEN this one is obviously neither..
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Of course she is hot. If she wasn't hot she would have more clothes on. Women are not stupid you know. Of course if you really want "Hot" women, nothing beats menopause. :twisted:

By the way, what's with the norse letter over her you know what?
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

Postby Pedronicus on Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:46 pm

I've been masturbating furiously whilst scrolling through these images, but still can't climax. Theres a lot of pigs in here. I'm going to take my poor old, red raw, todger to the bathroom for a cold shower.

The only thing this thread has managed to achieve is that I'm now aware that I could start a fire in the wild with no matches.
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Re: Hot Women + Sports = Schwing! (NSFW)

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