What is your dream job?

[nietzsche]

Not perhaps a dream job because most likely I would get fat.. but one of those things I know I'd love to do and I could actually do is being a Network Manager, IT Manager, or whatever the job is called.

Setting up networks, vpns, services, servers.. it's real fun. You get to ask for new toys, open them, set them up, play with them, most of the time there's not much to do, tests perhaps, monitoring, but it's one job where using your wit rewards you with not having to do anything else and browse the internet all day.

If one Network admin comes here and tells me it's actually hell, I'm going to say you are not doing your job correctly. So don't bother.

It would be a great job, if it didn't come with users. (Old joke, but there's a lot of truth to it.)

This is what I did in the military for a very long time. It is a lot of fun. But when it's your JOB, it's not nearly as much fun. Which probably applies to pretty much every job.

I would have slaves who would take care of technical support to male and ugly female users.

[tkr4lf]

Rent boy.

In other words, you're living your dream?

As my primary customer, you should know.



But seriously, when I was a kid, I always wanted to be a ninja spy. I also wanted to change my name to Blade. I was a cool kid.

[notyou2]

Rent boy.

In other words, you're living your dream?

As my primary customer, you should know.



But seriously, when I was a kid, I always wanted to be a ninja spy. I also wanted to change my name to Blade. I was a cool kid.

I assume you charge a 70 something East German a lot of money, or drugs, or something. Does he wear an SS uniform when he visits?

[tkr4lf]

Saxi gets great coke.




But no, he dresses in an SA uniform.

[jgordon1111]

I want to tell people outrageous lies and get paid for it.

I.e, a politician. lots of perks with those jobs.

[Haggis_McMutton]

towel folder.

Unfortunately it looks like I'll never get to live the dream now :

[Aradhus]

That is one pimp ninja towel folderer robot.

[saxitoxin]

VOTING ENDED IN A TIE BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO WANT THE DREAM JOB OF HOPI SHAMAN OR THOSE WHO WANT THE DREAM JOB OF WHITESTAZN88.

There will now be a run-off.

(1) HOPI SHAMAN



(2) WHITESTAZN88

[whitestazn88]

damnit saxi, i don't want you to be b&, but you can't just put my picture in the forum without my permission.

plz, if you're gonna use a picture, at least use one of me acting, because that's what my job is all about.