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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby pmchugh on Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:03 am

OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Green man joke is the best joke ever but only works IRL.

Also my personal favourite:

P1: Call me a tree.

P2: You're a tree.

P1: No I'm not.
2009-08-12 03:35:31 - Squirrels Hat: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
2009-08-12 03:44:25 - Mr. Squirrel: Do you think my hat will attack me?
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby natty dread on Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:41 am

Knock knock.

Who's there?

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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Falkomagno on Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:28 am

A priest, a rabbi and a Frenchman walk into a bar. The bartender says, "is this a joke or what?"
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:06 pm

Knock knock





who's there?









the police. Your wife's been in an accident.
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby natty dread on Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:29 pm

Knock knock

who's there?

army of god.
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:14 pm

knock knock




who's there?





the police. It turns out your wife was really a Frenchman.
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