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Anarchy Ninja wrote:classic, did u have to clean it up later
I GOT SERVED wrote:Anarchy Ninja wrote:classic, did u have to clean it up later
Well, I was threatened by numerous authorities. They all said that I should, but they entrusted the decision to my friends.
I happened to have blackmailed them, by telling them beforehand that if they had the decision to make me clean it up, I would tell the deans about the previous incident (that one with the frat house).
So I didn't have to clean up anything.
I GOT SERVED wrote:Well, I didn't exactly top it, so to speak.
To start, I got them back individually by playing simple practical jokes, like tying doorknobs together (I live in a dorm, so this works perfectly), filling umbrellas with flour so that once they open up, the person holding it gets covered in flour, putting worms in peoples shoes, simple stuff like that.
But I did have a Coup de Grace.
Firstly, you must know that the door knob to one of my friends rooms was really fucked up. The locking mechanism was reversed for some reason. So you could lock the inside of the room, but the outside was always unlocked.
So one night, me and my friends had decided to watch a movie in my friends room (the one with the reversed lock). Fortunately, he had just stocked up on Axe (the deodorant that reeks, especially if you put too much on) earlier that week.
I went in earlier in the day and stole all of my friends Axe.
Fast-foward to the night that I'm watching the movie. I leave to "go to the bathroom" Instead, I grab all of the Axe that I stole earlier. I get some duck tape, and tape down the button that sprays the Axe. I open the door just a crack, then toss it in.
Now repeat the above process 5-6 times.
All of my friends puked. All over the place. Now imagine that mess. Axe + Puke + Smelly dorm room = Living Hell.
I was satisfied.
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
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Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
draca wrote:Psilocbin, u the stuipedest person on here at the moment....
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Guess im God
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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