Longest time without jerking off...

[jak111]

Who cares if people get freaked out. I want to hear what a dirty dirty pervert you are, especially someone who could stimulate sexual feelings before they left elementary school

o.O You sound like a pedophile, lol jk. "Come here little boy, I got candy in my van" XD

Sorry if it came out that way. I'm not at all interested in your 8 year old self's sex drive, but the sex drive of a man who could cum at age 8.

Haha, it's quite alright bud. I was teasing ya on how you posted it XD.

And really, it's not that hard o.e, though I still remember the first adult thing I watched, it was a parody on Newgrounds about the first Star Wars movie. Darth Maul has a lightsaber member, and when he goes to the princess' private room while she's changing, it ends in a gory mess that you just knew right away what happened XD.

[xeno]

I didnt really have unrestricted access to the internet until I was 14. That shit really changed my life.

[Army of GOD]

I just realised it's been more than a week

The poll is only for men, because we would need a bigger scale for women.

Wow, you have some mixed up ideas about women.

Then again, considering the way you're constantly overcompensating with your sigs and avatars it's probably not a surprise to anyone...

natty dread, internet political correctness police

[notyou2]

You guys do realize that you are talking about sex with a minor don't you....it appears Jak is 17

[natty dread]

I just realised it's been more than a week

The poll is only for men, because we would need a bigger scale for women.

Wow, you have some mixed up ideas about women.

Then again, considering the way you're constantly overcompensating with your sigs and avatars it's probably not a surprise to anyone...

natty dread, internet political correctness police

AoG, you've been hanging out with libertarians too much, your brain has begun to corrode...

You say "political correctness" like it's a bad thing, when it's really just about showing some common fucking decency and treating others as human fucking beings.

[xeno]

I just realised it's been more than a week

The poll is only for men, because we would need a bigger scale for women.

Wow, you have some mixed up ideas about women.

Then again, considering the way you're constantly overcompensating with your sigs and avatars it's probably not a surprise to anyone...

natty dread, internet political correctness police

AoG, you've been hanging out with libertarians too much, your brain has begun to corrode...

You say "political correctness" like it's a bad thing, when it's really just about showing some common fucking decency and treating others as human fucking beings.

Yea but are women really human fucking beings?

[jak111]

You guys do realize that you are talking about sex with a minor don't you....it appears Jak is 17

SHH, legal age <.< >.> Nothing to see here. Give me a few more months and I'll be legal to speak freely. However, this law seems stupid in general.. I mean if I know more about the subject than half of the adults world wide.. It's pretty bad if they can talk about it while I cannot

However, if it really came to legal stuff, I'd like to see the courts try to fine anyone who speaks with me. They'd have no one working with them for a case, therefore, the law would technically be null and void, however, with the corrupt system nowadays, they do not care for that.

That being said, I dislike the age you must be to vote. The government we have now is horrible, I'd rather the right to elect a government who does not only have interests in the older generation (the voters). They made the age law so they would not have to please the younger generation because they know they fail at trying to please the older one as it is.

Bring me a politician or judge or cop that can outwit me in a battle of wits and I'll stop ranting on them. However you cannot, because their wits rely on having days to come up with what they're going to say, I only need seconds to put them down in the dust.

Just saying.

Fastposted x2

[natty dread]

Yea but are women really human fucking beings?

I don't see why not

[xeno]

Yea but are women really human fucking beings?

I don't see why not

Smaller brains?

[Army of GOD]

yes, because nietzsche making a joke that women masturbate at a lower frequency means that he doesn't think women are human beings.

[Commander62890]

Bring me a politician or judge or cop that can outwit me in a battle of wits and I'll stop ranting on them. However you cannot, because their wits rely on having days to come up with what they're going to say, I only need seconds to put them down in the dust.

Just because you can spout your arguments with more speed than your opponents does not make you "wittier," nor does it say anything about the quality of your discourse in relation to theirs.

[nietzsche]

Bring me a politician or judge or cop that can outwit me in a battle of wits and I'll stop ranting on them. However you cannot, because their wits rely on having days to come up with what they're going to say, I only need seconds to put them down in the dust.

Just because you can spout your arguments with more speed than your opponents does not make you "wittier," nor does it say anything about the quality of your discourse in relation to theirs.

According to BBS all you have to do is sound rational for an argument to be good.. I am confused now..

[jak111]

Bring me a politician or judge or cop that can outwit me in a battle of wits and I'll stop ranting on them. However you cannot, because their wits rely on having days to come up with what they're going to say, I only need seconds to put them down in the dust.

Just because you can spout your arguments with more speed than your opponents does not make you "wittier," nor does it say anything about the quality of your discourse in relation to theirs.

Aye, but thy wit is in my speed to spew it out. Thy politicians will still be counting the syllables in my first rant against them by the time I start my 10th rant. For while their ears hear what is being said, their brains processing it slower, and the words coming out even slower, my rants will be filling their ears with more arguments that they will not be able to answer without trying to null it with bad logic.

Fasposted, To be rational they must be logical, to be logical they must be rational, to be either they must have an IQ, to have an IQ they much have a brain. Which they have without, so they'd not make a good argument with the likes of me

[BigBallinStalin]

yes, because nietzsche making a joke that women masturbate at a lower frequency means that he doesn't think women are human beings.

omg, ur like so libertarian! stop it~!

[Haggis_McMutton]

AoG, you've been hanging out with libertarians too much, your brain has begun to corrode...

You say "political correctness" like it's a bad thing, when it's really just about showing some common fucking decency and treating others as human fucking beings.

Fine line between treating others as human beings and being afraid to discuss things because they aren't fashionable.

I think I've seen some statistics that at the very least more males admit to masturbating than females. Granted, I don't know how much an effect social taboos and such might have but I would feel reasonably safe in stating that on average young males masturbate more often than young females.

You think that is somehow discriminatory?

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In other news:

big list o fetishes

All of that and you missed omorashi?
For shame!

[Army of GOD]

natty, how come you call nietzsche out on the "women don't masturbate as much" line but not on the "AoG masturbates more than everyone" one? HUH!? AM I NOT A HUMAN EITHER?!?!

[Haggis_McMutton]

natty, how come you call nietzsche out on the "women don't masturbate as much" line but not on the "AoG masturbates more than everyone" one? HUH!? AM I NOT A HUMAN EITHER?!?!

Where you masturbating while you wrote that post?

[Army of GOD]

natty, how come you call nietzsche out on the "women don't masturbate as much" line but not on the "AoG masturbates more than everyone" one? HUH!? AM I NOT A HUMAN EITHER?!?!

Where you masturbating while you wrote that post?

No I was not at that location

[Haggis_McMutton]

natty, how come you call nietzsche out on the "women don't masturbate as much" line but not on the "AoG masturbates more than everyone" one? HUH!? AM I NOT A HUMAN EITHER?!?!

Where you masturbating while you wrote that post?

No I was not at that location

bastard

[Army of GOD]

stop not treating me like a human being!

[natty dread]

AoG, you've been hanging out with libertarians too much, your brain has begun to corrode...

You say "political correctness" like it's a bad thing, when it's really just about showing some common fucking decency and treating others as human fucking beings.

Fine line between treating others as human beings and being afraid to discuss things because they aren't fashionable.

The way I see it, political correctness does not mean "being afraid to discuss things because they aren't fashionable". Political correctness only requires you to take other people in consideration, use language which is inclusive to all groups of people, and make a conscious effort to not use terms that are bigoted against a group of people or used in a derogatory manner against one.

And yes, it does mean that the set of acceptable words to use changes with time, and yes, words don't have any inherent meaning, but that's pretty much irrelevant - when a word begins to be used in a hateful, derogatory manner, is it really such a huge thing to ask to refrain from using that word? It's the least you can do to show some solidarity to a group that is facing some real discrimination.

Political correctness does not mean not being able to say f*ck, or not being able to talk about difficult issues, as far as I'm concerned. It just means you have to not be a total douche when you do it. It also means that if you happen to say something that is offensive and bigoted without realizing it, you don't get all defensive and ornery when someone points it out - you can simply say "thanks, I did not see it that way, now I know better to avoid that kind of phrasing".

I think I've seen some statistics that at the very least more males admit to masturbating than females. Granted, I don't know how much an effect social taboos and such might have but I would feel reasonably safe in stating that on average young males masturbate more often than young females.

What leads you to make such an assumption? Could it not be that the cultural norms and traditional gender roles have conditioned you to expect such a result?

I think it's extremely probable that a lot of people answer what they think they "should" answer in these kinds of polls - gender roles are pretty deep ingrained in our culture.

Here's a link I think you should visit:

http://www.livescience.com/16594-busted ... droom.html

You think that is somehow discriminatory?

Not discriminatory as such, just that you have some unfounded assumptions about sexes and sexuality due to social conditioning. We all do, it's what we do to get rid of them is what counts.

[Army of GOD]

Thanks for that very informative post natty. Unfortunately that link doesn't mention masturbation frequency, unlike mine, which I found after googling. http://www.webmd.com/sex/features/sex-d ... en-compare

About two-thirds [of men] say they masturbate, even though about half also say they feel guilty about it, Laumann says. By contrast, about 40% of women say they masturbate, and the frequency of masturbation is smaller among women.

inb4 bullshit

[natty dread]

inb4 bullshit

Who do you think I am, penn & teller?

Well first of all, I'm not two people, and second of all, wtf, that doesn't make sense, how could I be penn & teller? Man, AoG, you're crazy.

Also, you posted a link to a self-help site that cites no studies or sources, it simply asserts it gender-essentialist view which contrary to the article's claim is challenged scientifically on a regular basis.

WebMD? Seriously?

[BigBallinStalin]

Here's GoAskAlice @ columbia.edu

Dear Alice,

I have searched your files for the answer to a question that has long been bugging me. It has to do with masturbation. I can see by the questions there are many men who masturbate, but I don't see many from women. Do many women masturbate? Are they just more shy about talking about it? Can you give any specifics on the percentage of women, versus the percentage of men, who masturbate?

-Wants to learn more

Dear Wants to learn more,

Many women masturbate, but they haven't beaten the men when it comes to solo sex frequency... at least not yet. Statistically speaking, various studies of the sexual behavior of men and women detailed connections between gender and self-stimulation. The authors of The Social Organization of Sexuality (Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, and Stuart Michaels; University of Chicago Press, 1994) gathered information about masturbatory practices from face-to-face interviews and self-administered questionnaires of 2,969 men and women ranging in age from 18 to 59 years. The researchers found that 41.7 percent of women and 63.3 percent of men masturbated during the year studied. According to The Janus Report on Sexual Behavior (Samuel S. Janus and Cynthia L. Janus; John Wiley & Sons, Inc., 1993), based on a large-scale, nationwide survey of adult Americans ages 18 and up conducted between 1983 and 1992, 10 percent of women reported masturbating frequently (several times weekly or daily) vs. 25 percent of men. Similarly, 38 percent of women reported masturbating on a regular basis (monthly to daily) in comparison to 55 percent of men. The Kinsey Institute also published statistics about gender differences in masturbation. They were compiled from renowned sex researcher Alfred Kinsey's studies on the sexual behavior of men and women. According to Dr. Kinsey's 1948 and 1953 studies, based on detailed interviews with white American adults, 92 percent of men and 62 percent of women reported that they had masturbated.

Several reasons have been suggested to account for the lower percentage of women (vs. men) who have ever masturbated. Women are considered "good" when they adhere to their traditional sex role: to be sexually passive, naive, and dependent -- basically, to be nonsexual. Sexually experienced and independent women are frequently seen as threatening and "loose."

In addition, in many cultures, women are raised to believe that their genitals are repulsive and inferior to those of men. They're also encouraged to repress their sexual feelings until marriage, when sex is for the purposes of procreation and pleasing their husband. A woman learns that she is to receive sexual pleasure only from sexual intercourse (not from touching or oral sex, and especially not from masturbation) with her husband (not with anyone else or by herself). If a woman with a partner masturbates, it is often seen as though there's something wrong with her relationship. Likewise, if a woman is without a partner, masturbating is seen as an act of loneliness.

Not only is there a taboo for women to masturbate, but there's also a greater taboo against talking about it. No doubt, for some women (and some men), talking about sex can also be awkward, so shyness, as you mentioned in your question, may be another, though lesser, factor. It doesn't have to be this way. Masturbation is a healthy and natural part of sexuality. It enables people to learn about their own bodies and genitals as well as to recognize and develop their sexual responses or orgasms. It also helps to foster communication in intimate relationships by making it easier for partners to identify and express what feels good physically and sexually for them and to each other. Candid discussions about sexuality and sexual pleasure can help free women (and men) from the historically negative influences that have bound and prevented some women (and some men) from discovering, exploring, and enjoying their sexual selves. These conversations can make it easier to break the taboos and myths about masturbation and can encourage women (and men) to reach their healthy, sex-positive goals.

Here are some resources for more information:

Sex for One: The Joy of Self-Loving, by Betty Dodson

For Yourself: The Fulfillment of Female Sexuality, by Lonnie G. Barbach

Yellow Silk: Erotic Arts and Letters, by Lily Pond and Richard Russo (editors)

Alice's Sexuality archive (with a section about masturbation)

http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/masturbating-stats-are-there-gender-differences-and-why

[Army of GOD]

but BBSssssssssssssss