Report to this thread when you are drunk

[nietzsche]

I haven't ingested a single yoctoliter of alcohol other than the day after I turned 21, which was a month ago.

I hear he puked after 1 beer.

[john9blue]

I haven't ingested a single yoctoliter of alcohol other than the day after I turned 21, which was a month ago.

anyone who has ever been in the vicinity of alcohol at any point in time has ingested that much

in fact, living near a college campus would probably be enough

you've probably ingested more than that drinking regular water your whole life...

/nerdrage

[nagerous]

No spray no lay, no spray no lay, no spray no lay, no spray no lay - freshen up up up!

[Gillipig]

I'm drunk with love of myself

[Army of GOD]

I haven't ingested a single yoctoliter of alcohol other than the day after I turned 21, which was a month ago.

anyone who has ever been in the vicinity of alcohol at any point in time has ingested that much

in fact, living near a college campus would probably be enough

you've probably ingested more than that drinking regular water your whole life...

/nerdrage

ITT: john14red doesn't understand the concept of hyperbole

[Nendreel]

WTF? Two pages in and nothing but some wussy teetolers? Where the f**k are the drunks?
Where else can I find people who will tell me how awesome warm whiskey is?


Also... reportin in... cause no else f**kin is...

[BigBallinStalin]

Drunk, am I? Most certainly not! For I have only had 5 Heinekens and a glass of Merlot within an hour and thirty minutes.


Alcoholic, you say? My response:

show

[MeDeFe]

I have no beer in the house, so I'm drinking hot chocolate and Bailey's. Also Ouzo.

The big question is: Should I post MLP:FiM music videos in random threads or not?

[GBU56]

Mmmmmm, beer! It's just not for breakfast anymore.

[BigBallinStalin]

I have no beer in the house, so I'm drinking hot chocolate and Bailey's. Also Ouzo.

The big question is: Should I post MLP:FiM music videos in random threads or not?

Knock yourself out, my little brony.

[MeDeFe]

I have no beer in the house, so I'm drinking hot chocolate and Bailey's. Also Ouzo.

The big question is: Should I post MLP:FiM music videos in random threads or not?

Knock yourself out, my little brony.

I'm trying! But I just can't hit hard enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz2ZqW4gufU

Luckily there are some quite talented bronies in the metaphorical herd, so it may not be an entirely bad thing. Take this for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8awiwxbCdo

[MeDeFe]

Oooooh, I found the Chivas Regal again.