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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby Lootifer on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:53 pm

I think a governing council of BBS, Saxi, J9B (just a token gesture, dont worry we wont actually listen to him) and myself could run a pretty tight ship.
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:55 pm

Lootifer wrote:I think a governing council of BBS, Saxi, J9B (just a token gesture, dont worry we wont actually listen to him) and myself could run a pretty tight ship.


Saxi agrees with 25% of your selections for the governing council.

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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby john9blue on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:55 pm

Lootifer wrote:I think a governing council of BBS, Saxi, J9B (just a token gesture, dont worry we wont actually listen to him) and myself could run a pretty tight ship.


hooray! i'm finally importa- wait what?
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:57 pm

Just between J9B and Lootifer: quick! Saxitoxin is about to gain control! Pledge your allegiance to me, and we can surely save our beloved motherland from the cum-crusted fingers of Ol Saxi!!
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby Lootifer on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:58 pm

john9blue wrote:
Lootifer wrote:I think a governing council of BBS, Saxi, J9B (just a token gesture, dont worry we wont actually listen to him) and myself could run a pretty tight ship.


hooray! i'm finally importa- wait what?

*cough* erm, i mean, of course we would listen to you ole johnny boy *cough*

And saxi, in order to win you over we would of course give you the biggest chair at the table and a fancy hat.

Just between J9B and Lootifer: quick! Saxitoxin is about to gain control! Pledge your allegiance to me, and we can surely save our beloved motherland from the cum-crusted fingers of Ol Saxi!!

Its for the greater good BBS, for the greater good...
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:25 pm

yea, you guys can head our puppet council while I, the true dictator of ConquerClubland, push all the buttons.
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby Baron Von PWN on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:41 pm

I'm pretty cheesed off I have been ignored in all this. Its quite obvious I am an ideal council member.
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:45 pm

BvP, it's too late!

AoG, STOP READING NOAM CHOMSKY, DISREGARD ALL ELITE CONTROL HYPOTHESES.
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby Baron Von PWN on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:58 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:BvP, it's too late!

AoG, STOP READING NOAM CHOMSKY, DISREGARD ALL ELITE CONTROL HYPOTHESES.


:evil: Oh yeah? Well why don't I just start my own council! Down with rightist deviationists! Down with Saxi and BBS!
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:00 pm

There must be some country we could buy. Then we can setup a nice parlamentery dictatorship.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:08 pm

2dimes wrote:There must be some country we could buy. Then we can setup a nice parlamentery dictatorship.


I hear Somalia is going pretty cheap nowadays.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:14 pm

Yeah because no one is going to get the wrong idea, then start crying genocide when Saxi, PWN and I wipe out a couple of thousand pirates and assorted criminals, that happen to have been born there and maybe have better tans.
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Postby Lootifer on Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:40 pm

2dimes wrote:Yeah because no one is going to get the wrong idea, then start crying genocide when Saxi, PWN and I wipe out a couple of thousand pirates and assorted criminals, that happen to have been born there and maybe have better tans.

I lold.

And Sorry BvP, you can come play, I forgot TGD, 2d, TG and a few others too.

And no AoG, we have a height restriction so f*ck off.
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Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:17 am

2dimes wrote:Yeah because no one is going to get the wrong idea, then start crying genocide when Saxi, PWN and I wipe out a couple of thousand pirates and assorted criminals, that happen to have been born there and maybe have better tans.


We could just kill them too.
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:41 am

I'm dumping all tax revenue into the Seasteading Institute.

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:46 am

I don't think we could afford to attack every "whiner" nation.
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Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:53 pm

2dimes wrote:I don't think we could afford to attack every "whiner" nation.

We just need to borrow more, durr.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:48 pm

Get Nietzche to print more money?
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Re: The Purpose of Government

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:04 pm

As the commanding officer of the military arm of the Great Dictatorial Democracy of the Glorius New Somalia I endorse the ruling junta.
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