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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Gilligan on Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:30 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Andy - for the last time, I don't do pro bono work.

But, you're in luck. I wrote a significant paper on the classification of Saxbucks for the United States Tax Journal of Awesomeness. Long story short, Saxbucks are currency and subject to the currency gain/loss restrictions associated with exchanging dollars (or AOGRubles) for Saxbucks. Suffice it to say, it's very complicated and boring.


It sounds very fascinating to me.

I'd love to read this Saxbucks paper.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby betiko on Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:32 pm

I am working my ass off and in the digital world those saxbucks are hard to earn. Any tips from rich saxbuckers?
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby notyou2 on Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:34 pm

betiko wrote:I am working my ass off and in the digital world those saxbucks are hard to earn. Any tips from rich saxbuckers?


Open a crabshack and allow Saxi to eat for free.




























Or kill the Gang of Five.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:14 pm

Gilligan wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Andy - for the last time, I don't do pro bono work.

But, you're in luck. I wrote a significant paper on the classification of Saxbucks for the United States Tax Journal of Awesomeness. Long story short, Saxbucks are currency and subject to the currency gain/loss restrictions associated with exchanging dollars (or AOGRubles) for Saxbucks. Suffice it to say, it's very complicated and boring.


It sounds very fascinating to me.

I'd love to read this Saxbucks paper.


Probably behind a paywall.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:26 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Andy - for the last time, I don't do pro bono work.

But, you're in luck. I wrote a significant paper on the classification of Saxbucks for the United States Tax Journal of Awesomeness. Long story short, Saxbucks are currency and subject to the currency gain/loss restrictions associated with exchanging dollars (or AOGRubles) for Saxbucks. Suffice it to say, it's very complicated and boring.


It sounds very fascinating to me.

I'd love to read this Saxbucks paper.


Probably behind a paywall.


Yeah, sorry guys. I was just advised by lawyers from the USTJOA that I couldn't provide free copies.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby betiko on Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:53 pm

notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:I am working my ass off and in the digital world those saxbucks are hard to earn. Any tips from rich saxbuckers?


Open a crabshack and allow Saxi to eat for free.




























Or kill the Gang of Five.



It would cost way too many saxbucks to let saxi eat for free at my crabshack. Having saxi for customer is guaranteed to be a good enough advertising? No matter his gigantic apetite for crabs?
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby notyou2 on Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:56 pm

betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:I am working my ass off and in the digital world those saxbucks are hard to earn. Any tips from rich saxbuckers?


Open a crabshack and allow Saxi to eat for free.




























Or kill the Gang of Five.



It would cost way too many saxbucks to let saxi eat for free at my crabshack. Having saxi for customer is guaranteed to be a good enough advertising? No matter his gigantic apetite for crabs?



Well then neutralize the remaining members of the Gang of 5 and you will have earned Saxi's gratitude.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby betiko on Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:02 pm

notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:I am working my ass off and in the digital world those saxbucks are hard to earn. Any tips from rich saxbuckers?


Open a crabshack and allow Saxi to eat for free.




























Or kill the Gang of Five.



It would cost way too many saxbucks to let saxi eat for free at my crabshack. Having saxi for customer is guaranteed to be a good enough advertising? No matter his gigantic apetite for crabs?



Well then neutralize the remaining members of the Gang of 5 and you will have earned Saxi's gratitude.


I m part of the gang of 7 and we totally secretly destroyed the gang of 5. This is big in the C & A forum.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby kentington on Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:10 pm

I have searched the forums, somewhat, and my pm's are maxed out. But I am sure I received some Saxbucks from Saxi. I know at least one instance was for laptop help.
BTW, did that laptop workout well?
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:27 pm

I was searching and came across this post, which leads me to believe that we need to include all posts with that image in the totals.

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=190495&p=4167204#p4167204

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No, you need to have a penis to qualify.


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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:16 pm

I am pretty sure that image was included. But I've done my good deed for the year.


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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:42 pm

I wonder how many SaxBucks saxitoxin actually has?
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:54 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:I wonder how many SaxBucks saxitoxin actually has?


He has the power of the press
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby patches70 on Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:36 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:I wonder how many SaxBucks saxitoxin actually has?


He is The Fed of Saxbucks. He merely conjures Saxbucks out of thin air like The Fed conjures up Federal Reserve Notes out of thin air. When you write a check you must have the funds in the account that check is drawn against. When The Fed writes a check it literally creates the funds right there and then.

So it is with Saxi when he hands out Saxbucks. They merely spring into existence right then and there when he awards them. The only real difference between Saxi and The Fed is that for one to get Saxbucks one must amuse or otherwise impress Saxi in some way, shape or form. In other words, one must earn them from Saxi.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Serbia on Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:26 pm

I've been hoarding my SxBux for years.

Bollocks.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:38 am

patches70 wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:I wonder how many SaxBucks saxitoxin actually has?


He is The Fed of Saxbucks. He merely conjures Saxbucks out of thin air like The Fed conjures up Federal Reserve Notes out of thin air. When you write a check you must have the funds in the account that check is drawn against. When The Fed writes a check it literally creates the funds right there and then.


However, one thing the Fed has that saxi does not, is the full faith and credit of the United States government. I am pretty confident that the USFG will pay all of its debts (eventually). I don't trust saxi for a second.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:45 am

betiko wrote:
betiko wrote:Can i get 1 saxibucks please? I ll take good care of it!


ok, you deseved them!

+20 saxbucks for you!!


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Grovelling for rewards of dubious value is the mark of a true member of the Proletariat, and I'm sure that Saxi (a certified member of the Comintern) would approve.

+73 Saxibucks.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:13 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
patches70 wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:I wonder how many SaxBucks saxitoxin actually has?


He is The Fed of Saxbucks. He merely conjures Saxbucks out of thin air like The Fed conjures up Federal Reserve Notes out of thin air. When you write a check you must have the funds in the account that check is drawn against. When The Fed writes a check it literally creates the funds right there and then.


However, one thing the Fed has that saxi does not, is the full faith and credit of the United States government. I am pretty confident that the USFG will pay all of its debts (eventually). I don't trust saxi for a second.


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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:34 am

Metsfanmax wrote:However, one thing the Fed has that saxi does not, is the full faith and credit of the United States government.


oh yeah?

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bet you kinda feel like a jackass now, huh
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:40 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:However, one thing the Fed has that saxi does not, is the full faith and credit of the United States government.


oh yeah?

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bet you kinda feel like a jackass now, huh


Touche, sir.
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Baron Von PWN on Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:43 am

I have far too few saxbucks.

+1,000,000,000 saksbucks to Baron Von PWN
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby notyou2 on Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:33 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:However, one thing the Fed has that saxi does not, is the full faith and credit of the United States government.


oh yeah?

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bet you kinda feel like a jackass now, huh


Is that you and Ali before his dementia?
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:17 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:I have far too few saxbucks.

+1,000,000,000 saksbucks to Baron Von PWN


I don't believe you're a verified vendor of sexbucks
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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:24 am

I would like to open the Off Topics first ever Communal Bank of SaxBux. What can I do to become an official vendor of SaxBux? Some people need loans for the new mall that's opening!

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Re: SaxBucks By The Numbers: A Semi-Statistical Analysis [PO

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 01, 2014 1:45 pm

SaxBucks need to get in on this fervor as well: "Doge At 'Dega: Dogecoin Sponsors Race Car" http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconside ... s-race-car

https://twitter.com/PPR98/status/460457 ... 13/photo/1
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