ConquerMall - NOW LEASING SPACE

by **DoomYoshi** on Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:20 pm

As always, I sell knockoff gifs through my web-based store.

Here's a freebie.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:30 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:As always, I sell knockoff gifs through my web-based store.

Here's a freebie.

You should also have a discount rack for the lower end wrestling merchandise too.

--Andy

by **DoomYoshi** on Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:36 pm

sure thing, boss:

by **notyou2** on Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:27 pm

I wish to lease a kiosk in the hall, ideally in the center of the mall.

NAME OF BUSINESS - Honest Al's Altitude Adjustment Emporium
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - All things related to smoking "tobacco".
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - People need pipes, papers, bongs, etc to enjoy their "tobacco" products to the fullest extent.
WILD CARD - I will supply "tobacco" to the Not a Whorehouse employees and customers at a discounted rate.

by **Gilligan** on Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:34 pm

NAME OF BUSINESS - "The Island"
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - This is the next stop after shopping at "Not A Whorehouse", where you live the situation "Would you rather have a knife, a book or a woman with you on a deserted island?" In this case, it's always woman.
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - Segregated areas allow you to not have to leave the mall in order to get some, it's really convenient! Don't have your own place? No problemo! Live with mommy and can't get time to yourself? No problemo! Just come to The Island and have a bang.
WILD CARD - Hidden video cameras will allow for Saxi to sell some videos on the internet for prime pennies

by **Metsfanmax** on Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:57 pm

notyou2 wrote:I wish to lease a kiosk in the hall, ideally in the center of the mall.

NAME OF BUSINESS - Honest Al's Altitude Adjustment Emporium
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - All things related to smoking "tobacco".
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - People need pipes, papers, bongs, etc to enjoy their "tobacco" products to the fullest extent.
WILD CARD - I will supply "tobacco" to the whorehouse employees and customers at a discounted rate.

There is no whorehouse.

by **betiko** on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:42 pm

NAME OF BUSINESS - Aladine's Mujaidins
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - We sell funny artifacts. Dis is fun bazar!! Come lose yourself in our alleys, go look everywhere! You my friend!
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - Yes
WILD CARD - We offer free mint tea for loyal customers. We backroom for special artifacts for special customers! :-$

by **notyou2** on Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:13 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I wish to lease a kiosk in the hall, ideally in the center of the mall.

NAME OF BUSINESS - Honest Al's Altitude Adjustment Emporium
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - All things related to smoking "tobacco".
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - People need pipes, papers, bongs, etc to enjoy their "tobacco" products to the fullest extent.
WILD CARD - I will supply "tobacco" to the whorehouse employees and customers at a discounted rate.

There is no whorehouse.

Tomato Tomato

by **krallam** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:20 am

so. when is this thread getting moved to the foundry???

by **kentington** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:42 am

NAME OF BUSINESS - Legless Leggings
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - Legless Leggings
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - We sell products that make life more comfortable on those hot summer days. You can even wear your purchases out of the store.
WILD CARD - It was either this or "Storeo's." Storeo's is a storage facility for Oreo's. We keep them the ideal temperature, safe, and always vacuum sealed for a crispy crunch in every bite.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:04 pm

All of your applications have been accepted and you have been assigned space in the mall, except JMac. His application was rejected as its business model isn't sustainable for all mall tenants.

by **kentington** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:07 pm

Thanks Saxi. Now all of the people at Plywood and Planks can get wood while viewing our products from across the way. A great way to entice cross store purchases.

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:10 pm

I have a pretty great space. But I am not sure about having DoomYoshi across the way.

--Andy

by **notyou2** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:22 pm

Thank you Saxi. Honest Al's is in a great location for people that get the munchies.

by **ChrisPond** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:32 pm

ChrisPond wrote:NAME OF BUSINESS -. Chris Ponds
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - . We sell ponds and other water features, waterfall, fountains, and beautiful landscapes.
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - . We have a custom made creation on display at all times. Tables and furniture would be set up for people to sit and relax while the rest of their shopping party spends their time shopping at places like "Not a Whorehouse" or "Mallmart".
[b]WILD CARD - [/]. We would also serve alcohol and encourage women after a few drinks to cool off in the ponds.

We would like a space in the center of the mall, perhaps where their is the most traffic. Not far from the food court would work as well, but definitely some distance from the whorehouse. We have a bit more class than that kind of establishment.

Awesome! i received a lot of real estate. Chris Ponds will expand! We will be expanding our hours and become a nightclub to show off our night lighting skills. We will still offer the seating for patrons during the day but will now offer a grill...just pick your favorite koi out of the numerous ponds and our Chef bogan will cook it up for you. for the nightclub, we plan to turn one of the ponds into a jungle juice mixer and you will be able to fill up your glass out of the waterfall. we may be adding more services as we start construction and get a good feel for the space....

by **notyou2** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:39 pm

Saxi, I note that the pond dealer is now installing a grill. Is this contrary to his lease? I would assume the lease would proprietors from "muscling" in to their area of retail. I am of course referencing the Food Court.

by **nietzsche** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:46 pm

NAME OF BUSINESS - Horse
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - The Finest Mexican Escorts
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - Because after so much time spent on CC, many users won't be able to get a date for their cousin's wedding.
WILD CARD

by **thegreekdog** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:58 pm

The woman riding the horse - what is her name?

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:59 pm

thegreekdog wrote:The woman riding the horse - what is her name?

Maria Lopez

by **Lance Thrust** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:15 pm

saxitoxin wrote:All of your applications have been accepted and you have been assigned space in the mall, except JMac. His application was rejected as its business model isn't sustainable for all mall tenants.

Sweet!

by **mrswdk** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:02 pm

You put me next to PS's propaganda stall?

My shop front is going to consist of ceiling-to-floor Maoist murals, to counter-balance.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:48 pm

E works.

by **nietzsche** on Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:06 am

thegreekdog wrote:The woman riding the horse - what is her name?

Yes, Maria Lopez, that's the name she goes by, BBS knows her well he's been a goos client for some time now.

by **Phatscotty** on Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:30 am

mrswdk wrote:You put me next to PS's propaganda stall?

I guess I won't find you visiting/perving on all the hot chiks/my customers then??

I bet after a while you're pick up line will be "I knew I was Tea Party when..."

Stop by sometime, I'll give you your first solution totally free!