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Postby dwightschrute on Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:12 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You Slags will be very sorry soon.
Imagine waking up at 4am, with a 7 foot tall Goon at the end of your bed, waving a knife about.
I can make it happen, I`m Joe Beevers
i cant wait.
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Postby gethine on Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:14 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...

there's only 2 of you visiting a house in the south wales valleys?
do you really think that would be a good idea?
your inquisitively,
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Postby JoeBeevers on Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:26 pm

I have an army of Goons at my beck and call pal.
You think I have anything to fear?
Think again...
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Postby dwightschrute on Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:27 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:I have an army of Goons at my beck and call pal.
You think I have anything to fear?
Think again...
do you think i have anything to fear

think again.
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Postby glide on Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:37 pm

I've been kinda bored lately beever boy......so come to my house first willya?
And never mind the warning about the dogs.....beware of the owner...... :lol:
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Postby Shadowstar on Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:51 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:I know where you all live.
The Admins here have given me all your home addresses.
I`m waiting for an apology thread, if it ain`t forthcoming I will let my Goons onto you.
Fair Warning


Unfortunately for you, my address isn't anywhere on the internet, and my real name isn't anywhere on this site. The admins, or ANYONE for that matter, don't have access to my address, especially not you people.

You make me sick.

And even if for some sick reason you actually grab some plane tickets and make it to my hometown, you would be only on a wild goose chase, as the only way there would be of tracking me would be knocking door-to-door asking for someone named "Shadowstar," who, of course, you will ever find.

I'm sure this goes for all of us.
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Postby JoeBeevers on Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:53 pm

You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...
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Postby s.xkitten on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:10 pm

the admins don't have our home addresses... :roll:
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:11 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...


I feel like I should belive JoeBeevers because he is so sugestive and subtle. :roll:
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Postby Norse on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:18 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...


What makes me laugh is the fact that whenever I have retorted to you Joe, you do not retort back.

Are you are scared of me? Im only 6 ft 4 as well, unlike you 7ft hendon lads.
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Postby JoeBeevers on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:18 pm

You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...
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Postby JoeBeevers on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:19 pm

Norse wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...


What makes me laugh is the fact that whenever I have retorted to you Joe, you do not retort back.

Are you are scared of me? Im only 6 ft 4 as well, unlike you 7ft hendon lads.


I have 5 Goons in Portsmouth, they live together in a big house down Church Lane.
They`ll come knocking soon...
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Postby Shadowstar on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:20 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...


Well, then, Joe, care to tell us all my exact home address?
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Postby willis on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:21 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...
So there is a massive orgy in your office as we speak?
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:21 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...


Sounds like a scenario for an episode of "Will & Grace". I guess you will be posting nonsense standing up in the weeks to come. :?
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Postby Norse on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:23 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
Norse wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You think so Pal?
Well I got news for you.
The admins have given me your home address.
Expect a muscled Goon knocking at 5am.
You`ll be for it Pal...


What makes me laugh is the fact that whenever I have retorted to you Joe, you do not retort back.

Are you are scared of me? Im only 6 ft 4 as well, unlike you 7ft hendon lads.


I have 5 Goons in Portsmouth, they live together in a big house down Church Lane....


You know, church lane is full of smack heads, I see alot of 7ft goos walking around dressed like fairies on lsd and smack around the church lane area.......

And these are the people you employ???

tut tut Joe, tut tut
They`ll come knocking soon..
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Postby Chad22342 on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:53 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...


You must have a big office then.
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Postby s.xkitten on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:05 pm

Chad22342 wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...


You must have a big office then.


no no...they are all on top of each other..
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Postby Chad22342 on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:06 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Chad22342 wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...


You must have a big office then.


no no...they are all on top of each other..


I see...
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Postby s.xkitten on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:08 pm

uh huh...there was just so much...manly love in the room... :?
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:08 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Chad22342 wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...


You must have a big office then.


no no...they are all on top of each other..


lol :lol: They're Gay Muscle Men. :D
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Postby s.xkitten on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:11 pm

Fircoal wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Chad22342 wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...


You must have a big office then.


no no...they are all on top of each other..


lol :lol: They're Gay Muscle Men. :D


exactly...

and Joe is so mean because they won't let him in on all the lovin'
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:15 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Chad22342 wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...


You must have a big office then.


no no...they are all on top of each other..


lol :lol: They're Gay Muscle Men. :D


exactly...

and Joe is so mean because they won't let him in on all the lovin'


I wonder if they'd really stop their fun just to help Joe. :?
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Postby s.xkitten on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:19 pm

doubt it...
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:51 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Chad22342 wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You`re all for a kicking. My Goons are ready now, I have 130 muscled men in my office awaiting orders...


You must have a big office then.


no no...they are all on top of each other..


:-k #-o #-o #-o No No No! bad images


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