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Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
Pack Rat wrote:Lonous has no sense of humor, instead of insulting those of us...who have a sense of humor.
Dukasaur wrote:Honestly, pack rack. Let's not let this thread degenerate into another Election 24 Special, eh?
Best way to deal with political jokes is to use only politicians that nobody cares about any more. I've heard lots of great Khruschev jokes and Golda Meir jokes. But my very favourite political joke is about Pierre Trudeau.Trudeau wakes up one morning, looks out the window, and sees "Pierre is a jerk" written with urine in the freshly-fallen snow.
Outraged, he calls the RCMP, and they send a team of investigators. They take a bunch of 8X10 colour glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one, and they bring sniffing dogs and biochemical analysts and handwriting analysts, and they do a very thorough investigation. After a couple weeks, they return to Pierre with a report. "We have some good news, and some bad news," they say.
"What's the good news?"
"We've done detailed analysis on the urine. It's David Stanfield's urine, and based on comprehensive chemical analysis we're pretty sure we can get a conviction."
"What's the bad news?"
2dimes wrote:I thought Pack Rat's joke was ok. I kind of get why Lonous arguably over reacted. The volume of political junk in the forum here is a bit much.
Back to making fun of Justin's step dad with one that was going around at the time he was arrogantly running the country...
Pierre is on a plane, the wing is on fire and the plane is going to crash. It's imperative everyone gets out. The pilot starts handing out parachutes and people start hitting the silk. It gets down to the last three, the Boy Scout, the pilot and the prime minister, when they figure out there is one too few parachutes with only two chutes left.
Pierre in his typical manner says, "I'm much too important to the country." Grabs a chute and jumps out the door.
The pilot is absolutely crushed at not even getting a chance to plead his case and sadly tells the young lad, "You take the parachute son and I'll go down with the plane."
The Boy Scout noticing the pilot's concern responds, "Don't worry sir we still have two parachutes."
The pilot says, "Did we count wrong or something?"
The Boy Scout says, "No, that guy took my back pack."
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
KoolBak wrote:DoD....I liked how your joke referenced Arlo's Alice's Restaurant
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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