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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:06 am

eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car s on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!


and italians....when they won the world cup they were riding round london hanging out their cars(mainly fiat puntos) and singing drunkenly and celebrating. many crashes...not much sleep lol.

[size=0]dreakin italians[/size]
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Postby Norse on Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:34 pm

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2.....one to screw the light bulb in, and one to suck my big, fat cock.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:52 pm

lol
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Postby Arbustos on Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:55 pm

More like rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. :|
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Postby Dmunster on Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:59 pm

Abortion - Near-Life Experience :lol:
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Postby morph on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:04 pm

Arbustos wrote:More like rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. :|


its why we like it..
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:06 pm

Dmunster wrote:Abortion - Near-Life Experience :lol:


What's purple, slimey, and clings to a woman's leg ?


A homesick abortion.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:17 am

knock-knock
who's there?
you'll never know!



(Yes that's an abortion joke)
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Postby Syzygy on Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:39 am

sam_levi_11 wrote:
boomlil wrote:http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm

list of P.C terms


im loving this

Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
i did that today, i reexamined my choice of dinner


Technicolour yawn. :lol:
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:59 am

Syzygy wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
boomlil wrote:http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm

list of P.C terms


im loving this

Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
i did that today, i reexamined my choice of dinner


Technicolour yawn. :lol:


lol ill remember that when im next sick and think i had a techincolour yawn
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