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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:17 am

diddle wrote:what is the best thing about being called matt?

You could answer this yourself y'know. :wink:

exile wrote:people can walk all over you?

Quite the opposite. Being 6ft 2 has its advantages.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:20 am

Norse wrote:Why do you keep deleting my NF's?

If you could launch a nuclear attack on any country, who would it be?

Sorry if this is obvious, but what are NF's?
Argentina.

misterman10 wrote:Why did you make this thread instead of me?

Because I did, to save you from the immense trouble or doing so.

AN wrote:Why haven't you taken your turn on the Siege map yet?

I have.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:22 am

NF - Negative feedbacks

How could you not know that?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:24 am

Skittles! wrote:NF - Negative feedbacks

How could you not know that?

By it being too early in the morning for logical thinking.
And to Norse, well they're spoiling my complete PF record. Can't have that now can we?
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Postby Neutrino on Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:29 am

Minister Masket wrote:

AN wrote:Why haven't you taken your turn on the Siege map yet?

I have.


Why do you continue resisting in that game?
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes, we own all your generals. Touch us and you loooose...

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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:10 pm

Neutrino wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:

AN wrote:Why haven't you taken your turn on the Siege map yet?

I have.


Why do you continue resisting in that game?
Because the Minister NEVER goes out without a fight! You can kindly tell your partner that he lost his bonus, again. :lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:14 pm

Stalin or Mao?
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:15 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Stalin or Mao?
Stalin. He beat back the Nazi hoardes!
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Postby Norse on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:26 pm

What are your problems with nazi's?

If you were in David Cameorns shoes, what additional policies would you introduce?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:57 pm

Norse wrote:What are your problems with nazi's?

If you were in David Cameorns shoes, what additional policies would you introduce?

1) Nothing. Nazism was one of the most successful governments in history. Stalin effectively won the war single-handed for the Allies, whereas Mao did nothing worthwhile IMO.

2) Higher wages for nurses, doctors and the like.
Actually do something about gang crime, such as file plans for more youth activities across the country.
Bring in younger people for MP positions for fresher ideas.
And finally: actually hold a damn referendum about the EU.
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Postby Norse on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:00 pm

You've got my vote, sir!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:12 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
Norse wrote:What are your problems with nazi's?

If you were in David Cameorns shoes, what additional policies would you introduce?

1) Nothing. Nazism was one of the most successful governments in history. Stalin effectively won the war single-handed for the Allies, whereas Mao did nothing worthwhile IMO.

2) Higher wages for nurses, doctors and the like.
Actually do something about gang crime, such as file plans for more youth activities across the country.
Bring in younger people for MP positions for fresher ideas.
And finally: actually hold a damn referendum about the EU.
Hardly Single handedly, if the US had not shipped loads of supplies to them, good chance they would have been slaughtered completely.

Stalin or Lenin?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:14 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
Norse wrote:What are your problems with nazi's?

If you were in David Cameorns shoes, what additional policies would you introduce?

1) Nothing. Nazism was one of the most successful governments in history. Stalin effectively won the war single-handed for the Allies, whereas Mao did nothing worthwhile IMO.

2) Higher wages for nurses, doctors and the like.
Actually do something about gang crime, such as file plans for more youth activities across the country.
Bring in younger people for MP positions for fresher ideas.
And finally: actually hold a damn referendum about the EU.
Hardly Single handedly, if the US had not shipped loads of supplies to them, good chance they would have been slaughtered completely.

Stalin or Lenin?

Neither. I prefer Trotsky.
Weren't expected that were we? :P
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:16 pm

Okay....
France or Germany?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:18 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Okay....
France or Germany?

France.
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Postby Norse on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:21 pm

What do you go for in a woman?

How long does it take to swim backwards, one handedly through a bucket of treacle?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:25 pm

Norse wrote:What do you go for in a woman?

How long does it take to swim backwards, one handedly through a bucket of treacle?

1) A great body, killer personality and sharp wit.
2) 4ft 6.
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:25 pm

how big is the bucket?
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Postby Norse on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:27 pm

The Weird One wrote:how big is the bucket?


3 kilo's.
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Postby Syzygy on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:49 pm

Red, Green or Black?
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Postby Norse on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:59 pm

Syzygy wrote:Red, Green or Black?


Invisible.

MM, what is your favourite song?

What is your favourite novel?

What is your favourite Non-Fiction book?

How would you describe your dress-sense/style?

What social group would you describe yourself as belonging to?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:14 pm

Syzygy wrote:Red, Green or Black?
Red.
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Postby firth4eva on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:17 pm

how big is your wee[size=0]lie bin li[/size]ner?
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:18 pm

Norse wrote:MM, what is your favourite song?

What is your favourite novel?

What is your favourite Non-Fiction book?

How would you describe your dress-sense/style?

What social group would you describe yourself as belonging to?

1) Tricky, it changes every now and then. ATM it's "Divinity II".

2) Again, it changes. ATM it's "Nightrise" by Anthony Horowitz.

3) Universe

4) Casual, predominatly blue and black.

5) The Gamers.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:18 pm

firth4eva wrote:how big is your weelie bin liner?

Knee-high to a grasshopper.
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