The right to arm bears! (& all merged arm/bear threads)

[got tonkaed]

its a fantastic idea in theory, but when you get into the logistics of giving every bear an arm, and giving equal oppertunity to all bears it just falls apart. I understand that bears have certain rights, but if we just let the free market supply the arm, i think we will have a better society as a whole.

[Strife]

Well I simply do not see why anybody would cut off their arms in the first place. Also what if the bear didn't get a "bear" but ends up with a bare arm.

[sangfroid]

Giving an arm to each bear would just escalate the inter-bear conflict. Bears have enough of a desire for arms at the moment (tearing them off ill-advised campers as they do), so an increase in the total number of arms in the bear population would only fuel an already delicate balance.

I vote no. Hands however is a slightly less contentious issue, they're easier to swallow!

[Strife]

The problem with hands being givin is that they might not be filling. Maybe hand to forearm would be appropriate.

[Neoteny]

We get it. Please stop. It's not funny anymore.

[autoload]

This thread is Huge.

[Frigidus]

If we armed the wrong ones, who knows what they'd do.

[got tonkaed]

go ahead and argue that there are bears out there that deserve to be armed and those that do not, without using a set of moral absolutes to do it....

I dare you.

[Neoteny]

This thread is Huge.

Easily.

[Iliad]

Dammit you beat me to it

[muy_thaiguy]

go ahead and argue that there are bears out there that deserve to be armed and those that do not, without using a set of moral absolutes to do it....

I dare you.

Only black bears can own guns, because grizzly bears and teddy bears are way to violent, especially the teddy bears.

[Fircoal]

it's huge.

[radiojake]

I get it... radiojake is a communist.

again with the red slur... for the 2nd time ever, im pulling out the lame rolling eyes smily

OBVIOUSLY, if i'm not a gun toting, flag loving patriot, i must be a communist.

morons

Of course.

Socialist? Some sort of Anarchist? An elitist?

Elitist? That's a new one. I don't actually align myself with a political ideology, not that it matters because I'll be called a commie/hippie/lefty anyway.

[mr. incrediball]

wait, ar we talking about the arm of the bear on the right,

or a single bear's right arm?

[Heimdall]

Polar bears should be able to use guns for seal hunting.

Bear with me here as I write this with my bare right arm: Bears from the right arm of the Berring sea barely have the right to bear arms. it's not right.

[Heimdall]

I can't bear these threads anymore

[Heimdall]

Hunters would find it more challenging

[Heimdall]

PETA would certainly support this motion.

[Incandenza]

Paging Mr. Fforde. Mr. Fforde, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Clicky

[Heimdall]

STOP!



Even the bear is getting confused!

[Skittles!]

go ahead and argue that there are bears out there that deserve to be armed and those that do not, without using a set of moral absolutes to do it....

I dare you.

Only black bears can own guns, because grizzly bears and teddy bears are way to violent, especially the teddy bears.

Conker's Bad Fur Day speak truth, do not trust the Over-Intelligent teddy bears, who are known to strike Paris next (Obviously because they know the French will give up easily )

[Incandenza]

Confused yet?

Apropos of nothing, I present to you the following moment of rhetorical triumph:
"Have you ever felt like you could truly love a possession?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because it can never love you back."

[Iliad]

Discuss bearing right arms. Left arms may be talked about too

[Skittles!]

No one cares anymore Iliad.. Sorry to say.

Plus (++) I swear the "Forum" in the white bar with the Forum FAQ, etc. said "Porn" instead. My head is going weird.

[Iliad]

No one cares anymore Iliad.. Sorry to say.

Plus (++) I swear the "Forum" in the white bar with the Forum FAQ, etc. said "Porn" instead. My head is going weird.