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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:20 pm

:D glad to have that settled.
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:21 pm

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hecter wrote: Ya, but those are just boring old things... Like you said, your mother is a snob. Would she want your regular old man, or the only "hecter" in the whole fucking planet?

true, good point..
okay I'll buy you if you promise to arrive in a box by christmas, wrapped in dark red glittery paper and a pink silk ribbon with bells on it.

Deal.

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when is he getting his bj?

Shortly in the castle.

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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:25 pm

I'll be there.
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Postby a-person1192 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:27 pm

for 5 extra dollars he'll come in a firemans costume
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:28 pm

a-person1192 wrote:for 5 extra dollars he'll come in a firemans costume


And for another 5 he'll come without :wink:
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:30 pm

I was thinking I'd just wear a construction mans helmet, full stop.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:31 pm

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a-person1192 wrote:for 5 extra dollars he'll come in a firemans costume


And for another 5 he'll come without :wink:


And for another 5 postman will send him to North Pole instead. (Oh how I love good old bribe). :wink: :lol:
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:31 pm

a-person1192 wrote:for 5 extra dollars he'll come in a firemans costume


Hello ma'am... There's a fire.

And it's in my pants.
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:32 pm

Excuse me, you seem to be on fire. Let me put you out with my big long hose.
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:32 pm

hecter wrote:I was thinking I'd just wear a construction mans helmet, full stop.
I was thinking the exact same thing
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Postby a-person1192 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:36 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Excuse me, you seem to be on fire. Let me put you out with my big long hose.

Hector has a long hose? :-k
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:36 pm

Very, very long.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:37 pm

a-person1192 wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Excuse me, you seem to be on fire. Let me put you out with my big long hose.

Hector has a long hose? :-k


well duh,
why do you think Norse patronizes him so much?
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Postby a-person1192 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:39 pm

hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.


Well if it's long then Ariel will love it! :lol:
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:40 pm

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hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.


Well if it's long then Ariel will love it! :lol:


Ariel can take 12 metres?
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:42 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:
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hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.


Well if it's long then Ariel will love it! :lol:


Ariel can take 12 metres?

That's my GARDEN hose... Geez... You always get those two mixed up. Kinda makes our outdoor sex awkward too...
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:42 pm

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Postby a-person1192 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:42 pm

does hector exceed 13 meters?
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:44 pm

a-person1192 wrote:does hector exceed 13 meters?


if he does
we should all run around in circles
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:44 pm

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Postby a-person1192 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:45 pm

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a-person1192 wrote:does hector exceed 13 meters?


if he does
we should all run around in circles


no I say we run around in trapezoids
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Postby satanspaladin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:45 pm

get her tickets to the ballet or any show she likes .

just a day to spend with you at something she likes?
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Postby a-person1192 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:47 pm

satanspaladin wrote:get her tickets to the ballet or any show she likes .

just a day to spend with you at something she likes?

We were going to ship hector in a box with a naughty suit on for her.
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Postby ignotus on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:48 pm

a-person1192 wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:get her tickets to the ballet or any show she likes .

just a day to spend with you at something she likes?

We were going to ship hector in a box with a naughty suit on for her.


clown suit?
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:49 pm

Birthday suit.
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