Question for all racist people!

[The Weird One]

im not too racists but it drives me mad when im sitting in class and the black people in the back of the class are so friggin loud i cant learn shit

Everyone who sits at the back is loud, no matter the race.

not everyone...I sit in the back, and people look at me like I've just worked a miracle or something whenever I start talking.

[Beastly]

Do White QB's play better than Black QB's or am I the only one that noticed.

IF it is a fact am I a racist for believing this?

[heavycola]

Well, my racism is more of a hobby. I don't hate black people all the time - mainly on weekends. In this day and age, who has the time?
Sometimes i do manage to squeeze in a few hate crimes midweek though. Wednesday night i spat at an indian on the way home from work, so that was nice.

That's pretty impressive. I assume you've never been caught. Any tips on avoiding prosecution?

You just need to learn the secret masonic handshake. Then no one will touch you. PM me for a free instructional DVD.

[DAZMCFC]

i can't afford to be rascist, otherwise i would not be able to order a curry or kebab at the weekend.

lso have you noticed all the fastest athletes are black. it is born into them so thy can run away from them fucking great big Lions.

[djt5483]

Do White QB's play better than Black QB's or am I the only one that noticed.

IF it is a fact am I a racist for believing this?

i always heard that if ur a black qb your a scrambler and if ur a white qb then ur a pocket passer until byron leftwich and tony romo came around

[Norse]

The inhabitants of norse-land promote an equal, all-white policy for all races.

[ignotus]

The inhabitants of norse-land promote an equal, all-white policy for all races.

Oh my great leader these laws are too liberal!

[The1exile]

you guys are weird, black people are fucking awesome. Now hispanics, thats another thing. They cant drive, they eat shit, cant speak English. They are invading the whole freaking world, and they still haven't discovered how to use condoms. They are duplicating faster then bacteria. They are also aggressive and many of them dont like whites.

fixed.

Yeah but I know a hot spanish chick. Nod and smile.

[Harijan]

i always heard that if ur a black qb your a scrambler and if ur a white qb then ur a pocket passer until byron leftwich and tony romo came around

And then you realized that race doesn't matter. The Cowboys suck ass no matter who is getting laid flat for a 5 yard loss.

[suggs]

i always heard that if ur a black qb your a scrambler and if ur a white qb then ur a pocket passer until byron leftwich and tony romo came around

And then you realized that race doesn't matter. The Cowboys suck ass no matter who is getting laid flat for a 5 yard loss.

The definitive etymological analysis of racism. Thanks for that.

[Harijan]

I am not racist. I think it is a well established fact that whites are smarter and better leaders than the rest of races.

-Whites have controlled the world since Rome
-Whites may not have invented every significant item since the industrial revolution, but they sure as hell control every significant technology out there.
-No other race was able to convince everyone else to be slaves and subjects essentially for over 2,000 years.
-Whites are more disease resistant.
-Instead of running from the lions whites just invented guns and shot them.

BTW I am not an anglo, but if I had to pick a race from birth, I would probably go white. Asians are pretty good, but they are generally annoying and have small dicks. That would make me sad.

[heavycola]

The inhabitants of norse-land promote an equal, all-white policy for all races.

Michael Barrymore's all-white policy is fine if you don't have a swimming Pool. Or a chair leg. Or a bag of pills. Or a gay house guest. But for the rest of us, it is unsuitable and unwieldy.

[Norse]

Michael barrymore's watersport facility was excellent, i'll have you know.

Though, it is the last time I'll be leaving a floater in the swimming pool.

[Norse]

Speaking of which, did you hear that Barrymore was going to be starring in a new BBC Sitcom?

"Only pools and corpses"

But seriously, he turned down a pantomime oppurtunity recently...stating - "I did Aladin a few years back, and haven't heard the end of it"

[nagerous]

Didn't include this one Norse?

Q:-Why doesn't Michael Barrymore own any ashtrays??
A:-He doesn't need them....He puts his fags out in the pool.

[darvlay]

you guys are weird, black people are fucking awesome. Now asians, thats another thing. They cant drive, they eat shit, cant speak English. They are invading the whole freaking world, and they still haven't discovered how to use condoms. They are duplicating faster then bacteria. They are also aggressive and many of them dont like whites.

The only thing Asians are good for are breeding with other species to create half-Asian beauties. A rot rike myserf.

[Gregrios]

I don't think one race is any smarter than the next. On the other hand, I do find that blacks are better athletes than other races. I've got a theory to back this up. It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing. Other than that, I see no difference. My conclusion is that blacks are actually more superior than other races because they've got the advantage of endurance. When it comes to smarts and personality, we all have the same potential.

[Frigidus]

I don't think one race is any smarter than the next. On the other hand, I do find that blacks are better athletes than other races. I've got a theory to back this up. It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing. Other than that, I see no difference. My conclusion is that blacks are actually more superior than other races because they've got the advantage of endurance. When it comes to smarts and personality, we all have the same potential.

Are blacks actually genetically attuned to physical activity, or do the ones that succeed simply live lifestyles that encourage it?

[Gregrios]

I don't think one race is any smarter than the next. On the other hand, I do find that blacks are better athletes than other races. I've got a theory to back this up. It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing. Other than that, I see no difference. My conclusion is that blacks are actually more superior than other races because they've got the advantage of endurance. When it comes to smarts and personality, we all have the same potential.

Are blacks actually genetically attuned to physical activity, or do the ones that succeed simply live lifestyles that encourage it?

I think their physical attributes are genetic.

[Dancing Mustard]

I think their physical attributes are genetic.

What? Like knobs and stuff?

[The1exile]

It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing.

[luns101]

I don't think one race is any smarter than the next. On the other hand, I do find that blacks are better athletes than other races. I've got a theory to back this up. It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing. Other than that, I see no difference. My conclusion is that blacks are actually more superior than other races because they've got the advantage of endurance. When it comes to smarts and personality, we all have the same potential.

Are blacks actually genetically attuned to physical activity, or do the ones that succeed simply live lifestyles that encourage it?

I think their physical attributes are genetic.

You guys remind me of Jimmy the Greek.

[got tonkaed]

he really needed to sit a few plays out before he made a few of those comments.

[Dancing Mustard]

Don't try to fight it GT, chaos theory dictates that this thread will inevitably descend into 'which race has bigger knobs' before disolving into a blob of one-liners...

Believe me, King Canute couldn't stop it either.

[unriggable]

I think their physical attributes are genetic.

Do you think they evolved those genes?