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Postby jiminski on Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:46 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:In your mum.


I once had sex in front of my mother when i was a young lad. I was 'spooning' with my long-term girlfriend under a sleeping-bag and my mother walked into the room.
(It was after a party in Richmond, my mother was always invited to parties, as she is very cool and bang up for a drunken shimmy.. that means dance/boogie! The room was a thoroughfare between bedroom and kitchen.)
Well i was already coitally engaged when she entered the room so i carried on in a very sensitive and discreet grinding motion; whilst casually exchanging morning salutations and acceding to her offer of a bacon sandwich.

I am not sure how Freud would perceive this.. i always maintain that it was less oedipean than stopping as i had no sexual reference with regards my mother, which would have instinctively brought about my guilty withdrawal and refusal of said bacon sandwich!
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Postby Norse on Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:55 pm

Harijan wrote:
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edwinissweet wrote:once i had sex with the door open wen my mom was in the other room


WOW you've got a big one :lol:


When I read the quoted post I was already wording this reply. Except mine was longer.


How? was your mum 2 rooms away?
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Re: craziest places to have sex

Postby The Weird One on Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:56 pm

darvlay wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:maybe in the middle of the road between the traffic.


Estimate on age: 14

not sure, but I don't think you're too far off.
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Postby Harijan on Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:01 pm

Norse wrote:
Harijan wrote:
Gypsys Kiss wrote:
edwinissweet wrote:once i had sex with the door open wen my mom was in the other room


WOW you've got a big one :lol:


When I read the quoted post I was already wording this reply. Except mine was longer.


How? was your mum 2 rooms away?


nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean.
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Postby ignotus on Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:26 pm

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I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby JACKAZZTJM on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:44 pm

I piped my chick on top of my elementary school church
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Postby riggable on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:53 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Interfacer PH wrote:An asylum... That would be the craziest.


I thought about that, but really it's not crazy or unusual... just a little sad.

you win my official "LITTLEST SENSE OF HUMOR" award.





craziest place...during a class at school?
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Postby UCAbears on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:58 pm

In a Bed. Who does that anymore?!
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Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:27 pm

Weirdest place I've done it is probably somewhere in a forest. Though that time I did it against the wall of a primary school (at night though) was also cool.
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Postby Frigidus on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:39 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Weirdest place I've done it is probably somewhere in a forest. Though that time I did it against the wall of a primary school (at night though) was also cool.


During recess would have been crazier. :?
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Re: craziest places to have sex

Postby dustn64 on Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:25 pm

The Weird One wrote:
darvlay wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:maybe in the middle of the road between the traffic.


Estimate on age: 14

not sure, but I don't think you're too far off.
I think 12, unless he had a birthday since he joined.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:35 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:maybe in the middle of the road between the traffic.
seen it
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Postby Skittles! on Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:44 pm

Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..

That was funny.
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Postby dustn64 on Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:47 pm

Skittles! wrote:Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..

That was funny.
must have missed that one...
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:09 am

In the cab of a tractor in the show room of a farm implement dealership?
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Postby lord voldemort on Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:49 am

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DarwinAwards.com wrote:What goes up must come down."
(20 June 2007, South Carolina) A passing cabbie found a 21 year-old couple Znaked and injured in the road an hour before sunrise. The two people died at the nearest hospital without regaining consciousness. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars or motorcycles.

Investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby building: two sets of neatly folded clothes. Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof. "It appears as if [they] accidentally fell off the roof," Sgt. Florence McCants said.


This is a true Darwin Award trifecta: TWO people die, WHILE in the act of procreation, due to an ASTONISHINGLY poor decision. Bottom line: If you put yourself in a precarious "position" at the edge of a pointy roof, you may well find yourself coming and going at the same time.

Ironically, one of the deceased was named "Tumbleston."


On a side note, funeral sex is fucking awesome. Getting caught at funeral sex really sucks.


Can you imagine busting nutz while falling to your death? Thats hot. I'll have to try that after I catch AIDS.


like u somehow fell out of aeroplan withough parachute..and then just did it while falling to death...that would be sweet....
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Postby dsmsc1991 on Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:58 am

Skittles! wrote:Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..

That was funny.

Boy shut up, dont go any further into that ;p
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Postby heavycola on Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:08 am

I remember screwing a nun on the altar of my local catholic church. I had the music from the Omen playing from the PA, too. That was awesome.
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Postby lord voldemort on Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:14 am

dsmsc1991 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..

That was funny.

Boy shut up, dont go any further into that ;p


no boys tell us more
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Postby dsmsc1991 on Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:22 am

lord voldemort wrote:
dsmsc1991 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..

That was funny.

Boy shut up, dont go any further into that ;p


no boys tell us more

Why Lovo, are you interested in man on man or something?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:34 am

The craziest sex I ever had was this time that I was standing on the wing of a Boeing 747 which was flying through the Bermuda Triangle, to cut a long story short, I used my penis to simultaneously penetrate the entire flight-staff like a gigantic shish-kabob, they all came at the same time, then crowned me their king. During the time it took to perform this extravagant sex-act, I also won the Superbowl.
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Postby satanspaladin on Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:30 am

well for me it was on top of a long boat ,it was to hot inside ,

not very exciting sorry :(
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Postby suggs on Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:45 am

a minefield.
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Postby kingprawn on Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:54 am

I've done it in the following places:

A pub
A train
An airport terminal
A cemetary (twice)
Doncaster race course - got caught by a woman walking her dog
At work on the night shift
In an RAF staff car

Im crackers me.
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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:29 am

riggable wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Interfacer PH wrote:An asylum... That would be the craziest.


I thought about that, but really it's not crazy or unusual... just a little sad.

you win my official "LITTLEST SENSE OF HUMOR" award.


Oh because that was, like, the most HILARIOUS joke ever.

In an asylum. Cuz they put crazy people there. Get it? Ahaha.

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