My dick is like Jupiter

by **jiminski** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:29 am

my rocket just left Uranus

by **-ShadySoul-** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:35 am

DaGip wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
DaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake.

meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed it

HaHa! You enjoy dick!

the thread, not the dick :roll:

by **DaGip** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:45 am

jiminski wrote:my rocket just left Uranus

ShadySoul enjoyed it! :lol:

by **brooksieb** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:29 am

ahh no wonder,,, the moons is probably a bit of his dusty old semen lol

by **nagerous** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:28 am

Please respond.

by **DaGip** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:30 am

nagerous wrote:Please respond.

Free Norse!

by **0ojakeo0** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:20 am

its like jupiter noone can see it.

by **Symmetry** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:34 am

Barely visible to the naked eye?

Unlikely to be visited in our lifetime?

Only a tiny part of it is ever solid?

Watched by scientists every night via telescope?

by **Snorri1234** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:42 am

Symmetry wrote:Barely visible to the naked eye?

Unlikely to be visited in our lifetime?

Only a tiny part of it is ever solid?

Watched by scientists every night via telescope?

Hehehehehehehe.

by **clapper011** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:45 am

it is the weekend...only reason this isnt locked or any warnings given out! :roll:

by **unriggable** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:16 pm

The problem with Jupiter is that its a very flaccid planet.

by **dustn64** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:18 pm

Hotdoggie wrote:
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?

Thats brilliant

by **Kid_A** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:23 pm

your dick is composed of hydrogen and helium and has 63 moons?

or are you referring to that big red spot? because you might want to have that checked out.

by **DaGip** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:26 pm

If your dick was really like Jupiter, the gravitational forces would implode you and destroy the entire earth!

by **suggs** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:28 pm

There's a mistake here. Jupiter is alive, And your dick aint.
Glad to help.

by **soundout9** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:58 pm

Ya'll are brilliant...nice jokes everyone

snakey....way to set yourself up

:lol:

by **DaGip** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:05 pm

My Dick Is Like Jupiter

My dick is like Jupiter, full of cloudy rings,
A red spot here, another there, contaminates my things.
My balls, they're doing orbits, like Jupiter's bouncing moons,
I enjoy my cock inside you while I am listening to my tunes.

My penis is like a planet, big, round, and fat.
My penis I will never lose, I know just where it's at!
I pluck the wings off flys, and place the wingless ones
Upon my peckers surface, just to have some fun.

I imagine they are aliens, from the planet far above,
I imagine they live on Jupiter, the planet of my love.
They scramble and they tickle the skin of my phallus,
It feels so good, it blows my mind, these flies upon my bus.

So the asteroids they're attracted to my cock, oh, don't you see.
They're attracted to my genitals, huge and planetary!
Alien spacecraft wish to land on the surface of my prick,
Your face is like Uranus, but Jupiter is like my dick!

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