Make me a mod

by **Neoteny** on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:32 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
heavycola wrote:Thanks for the support.

I do pledge to be fair and even-handed in my derision of others' opinions, to make CC and IK in particular more attractive to the crazies, nazis and felons it is currently lacking, and to seek out and kill those who voted that i should GFM.
Those who have suggested that this forum would, under my supervision, become the internet equivalent of an excrement-splattered crack den are sorely mistaken. I look forward to proving you wrong.

nice sig.

I approve of this message as well.

by **ignotus** on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:35 pm

Neoteny wrote:
I approve of this message as well.

by **khazalid** on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:47 pm

victory speech HC

by **Minister Masket** on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:50 pm

william18 wrote:Yes.

Not at all funny or interesting.

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:53 am

In fact, pretty much all the posts here are bad.

by **heavycola** on Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:47 am

Minister Masket wrote:In fact, pretty much all the posts here are bad.

Whereas your post contributed enormously to the forum... to its timbre, tone and character. Well done, sir, and for that you get a heavycola '08 rosette. Wear it with pride.

Still not one reply from the so-called "mods" in charge here. Why not?
Afraid of change?
Afraid of hope?
Afraid someone will throw open the stable doors and clean out the poisonous stagnation that has been allowed to poison this forum for so long?

by **Frigidus** on Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:35 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:vote for HC. then he can bring back Norse.

I'm even more convinced. Besides, we need someone to balance out the more ban-happy mods.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:12 pm

If by 'balance out' you mean 'rape, murder and mutilate the corpses of', then I approve your message.

by **mandalorian2298** on Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:21 pm

I'd vote for you HC, but I doubt that mods will accept you in their ranks (based on the way they ignored similar proposals made by Kyle and Hectar).

You could try to be less free-minded, more rule-preaching, stop making funny posts and start doing some serious sucking up. :-k

by **ignotus** on Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:11 pm

Apparently this is the only way...

...and wicked likes it too!
:twisted:

by **heavycola** on Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:07 pm

look, half the forum thinks i am a twat and/or i should GFM. Surely that is a qualification all on its own?

by **F1fth** on Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:38 pm

heavycola wrote:look, half the forum thinks i am a twat and/or i should GFM. Surely that is a qualification all on its own?

Unfortunately, it's only half of the requirement. You need to have an ego so big it would make Bill O'Reilly jealous. That's what you get for being humble, asshole.

(p.s. you have my vote :wink:

)

by **mandalorian2298** on Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:40 pm

heavycola wrote:look, half the forum thinks i am a twat and/or i should GFM. Surely that is a qualification all on its own?

Yeah, but it's the wrong half. If you became a Mod you would be tasked with protecting this half who thinks that you're twat from the other half, who think that the first half are twats. :lol:

by **skaterchild3** on Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:40 pm

HC You have my vote, meaning you already have more votes then Romney did.

by **brooksieb** on Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:41 pm

heavycola wrote:look, half the forum thinks i am a twat and/or i should GFM. Surely that is a qualification all on its own?

cola join my union bro!

by **Snorri1234** on Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:46 pm

heavycola wrote:look, half the forum thinks i am a twat and/or i should GFM. Surely that is a qualification all on its own?

Sorry, hari, but this has to be sigged.

by **Neoteny** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:22 pm

I think this thread needs to be resurrected. Heavy for mod?

by **Joodoo** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:24 pm

eh, sure, why not

by **jay_a2j** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:25 pm

"Never give a position of power to someone who wants it."

by **HapSmo19** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:39 pm

I agree. And nothing personal either.

by **Neoteny** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:30 pm

jay_a2j wrote:"Never give a position of power to someone who wants it."

That makes very little sense.

by **jay_a2j** on Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:36 pm

Neoteny wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:"Never give a position of power to someone who wants it."

That makes very little sense.

Those who want positions of power, in many cases are terrible at the job. I have learned this at my job. We have "platoons" and the inmates who want to be "Platoon leader" most times are terrible at that job. A truly great leader must know how to follow. A humble heart is a good characteristic to have in a leader, thus they wouldn't be "seeking" a position of power.