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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Gregrios on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:12 pm

I would've grabbed his arm and proceeded to kick him in the nuts in the hopes that he would drop the knife. I'm not a big person so I'd most likely have to use both hands to grasp his knife hand. This is assuming that my 5-10 seconds of standing there in shock wouldn't have made my actions too late. ;)
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby GrimReaper. on Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:39 pm

after i got the knife i would stick it up his ass
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Nobunaga on Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:05 pm

DaGip wrote:
Nobunaga wrote:... Was the killer a legal immigrant?

... Just wondering.

...


Maybe he was one of those Chinese spies that came across the Mexican border. They are all programmed to flip out and massacre people in the most horrific ways.



... Yeah, that's what I was thinking. There's a lot of that going around these days.

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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Neoteny on Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:30 pm

Nobunaga wrote:... Was the killer a legal immigrant?

... Just wondering.

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He could have been. His name was Vince Weiguang Li. I suppose that could go both ways.

If he does turn out to be an illegal, I can see this thread going off into new, awful directions.
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:49 pm

Gregrios wrote:I would've grabbed his arm and proceeded to kick him in the nuts. I'm not a big person so I'd most likely have to use both heads to grasp his knife hand. This is assuming that my 5-10 seconds of standing there in shock wouldn't have made my actions too late.

"Use both heads"? O.o
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:18 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Gregrios wrote:I would've grabbed his arm and proceeded to kick him in the nuts. I'm not a big person so I'd most likely have to use both heads to grasp his knife hand. This is assuming that my 5-10 seconds of standing there in shock wouldn't have made my actions too late.

"Use both heads"? O.o


maybe he's just two-faced.
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:28 am

GrimReaper. wrote:after i got the knife i would stick it up his ass


Yeah, I think you skipped over the whole point a little too fast there.
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Nobunaga on Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:40 am

... Why would he want to cut the head off, and then eat parts of the body?

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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:43 am

Thank you Nobunaga. I am glad you have shared your view on this matter.
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Nobunaga on Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:59 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Nobunaga. I am glad you have shared your view on this matter.


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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Timminz on Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:59 am

Apparently, Greyhound has decided to cancel their new marketing campaign.

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The new slogan will be, "Greyhound. Where will you be heading?"



Too soon? Yup. Funny? depends on how morbid your sense of humour is.
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Johnny Rockets on Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:09 am

#1) This happened between Brandon, and Portage la Prarie in Manitoba, an hour from the capitol, Winnipeg.

#2) He was a landed immigrant, and had been in the country for 4 years.

#3) Yes he did butcher, behead and eat some of the corpse.

#4) Why? Fucking nuts. Thats why. Possibly schitz, although it doesn't fit the profile of one. But obviously mental health issues play a part here.

#5) Yeah. Go stick that knife up his ass. You ever been on a greyhound? The isles are 30 inches a part with no room to manouver. You are unarmed, and can only strike with fists as you are on a rolling buss, with seats blocking your legs. You don't ever want to grapple a knife wielding man in close quarters, so how would you do it hero??

#6) Intervention? This assumes you are right next to the event. And I mean across the isle. If you are near the front, are you going to block the one exit and prevent 20 panicked people from exiting? Wading though them to get to this armed violent man in the throws of a psycotic episode? You slow down the herd of hysterical exiting people to save a corpse????

#7) If this dude wasn't horribly fixated on his ONE victim, think of the carnage he COULD have done.( He stabbed the young man 40-50 times before butchering him.) Most passengers were dozing. He could have killed 1/2 a dozen before everyone could get out. Meanwhile your bunching up the fleeing crowd, mostly women and kids, slowing their exit so he can waste 4 or 5 more?

They did the right thing. They got out of harms way, saved lives and by using their heads, contained the guy on the buss until the RCMP arrived 10 min. later.
If this guy walked into a mall, or a daycare, or an old folks home and started chopping up folks, then YES! You and whoever else has sack rushes him and saves those who cannot defend themselves. But I've been in enough knife and street fights to know that you pick your ground and use your head. Your heart can get you killed.

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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:15 am

Timminz wrote:Apparently, Greyhound has decided to cancel their new marketing campaign.

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The new slogan will be, "Greyhound. Where will you be heading?"



Too soon? Yup. Funny? depends on how morbid your sense of humour is.

I like it, and not a day too soon. But my sense of humour is pretty morbid at times.
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Re: Canadian Decapitation

Postby Frigidus on Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:47 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Timminz wrote:Apparently, Greyhound has decided to cancel their new marketing campaign.

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The new slogan will be, "Greyhound. Where will you be heading?"



Too soon? Yup. Funny? depends on how morbid your sense of humour is.

I like it, and not a day too soon. But my sense of humour is pretty morbid at times.


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