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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby mandyb on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:12 pm

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ok look...so i'm not saying it always has to. but it always seems to me that that is the excuse. "do we have to? can't we just kiss?" NO WAY BABE! i'm sick of hearing that. women seem to have this longspan of like 6months on average that they don't have to have any.

point and case.

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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby packrat31306 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:18 pm

mandyb wrote:
packrat31306 wrote:
ok look...so i'm not saying it always has to. but it always seems to me that that is the excuse. "do we have to? can't we just kiss?" NO WAY BABE! i'm sick of hearing that. women seem to have this longspan of like 6months on average that they don't have to have any.

point and case.

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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby DaGip on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:19 pm

You should press your lips soft, but yet firm, upon the glass...make sure you keep your eyes open just before the actual kiss, and then when you are moving in on your reflection, close your eyes and let it have it! You can use your tongue, but usually I only use it if I need to get a piece of gunk off the mirror.

Now, making out with your pillow is an entirely different technique...I would say that a great kiss all depends on the appliance or piece of furniture you are going to perform it on...
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby Curmudgeonx on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:24 pm

I agree with Daz in theory. She must work the shaft.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:42 pm

Actually you can have a grat kiss without it leading immediately to sex. The idea is always going to be there, but there may be many reasons why you do't go in that direction right now.

Maybe one or both of you is too young.
Maybe the whole idea is a bad one: never been to the "we shouldn't be doing this" counter?
Maybe you aren't sure: you can ruin a good thing by having sex too early just because you can.

There's been a number of stories in this forum abut people who pretend that just have, or they're about to commit various sexual acts. Some of the stories are most amusing. When I get a few minutes I'll post a story, true, from the distant past that's the equal of most of those. I still shudder.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:17 am

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when you know you're going to get a BJ and get your taters deep.

Can you enjoy a snog just for the sake of it, or does it have to lead to 'getting your taters deep'?



now i can, but when i was a lad you didn't just want a kiss. you wanted to get as far as possible.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:54 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Maybe the whole idea is a bad one: never been to the "we shouldn't be doing this" counter?


Ofcourse not, don't be silly.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby darvlay on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:06 am

While kissing, I find it most effective to emulate the bovine species while exploring the insides of her gob. Women like men who take control so when the girl presents her mouth for you, get a good hold of her face with your strongest hand. I like to place my palm directly under her chin while pushing her cheeks together with my thumb and fingers, turning her mouth into a puffed and smushed pair of fish lips. Once you have a good grip, dig right in - start by trying to swab her uvula with your outstretched tongue then swirl the tongue around aggressively as if you were her toothbrush. You should be able to taste three kinds of tartar by the time you're done.
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:07 am

Ooh, you mek it sound sooo romantic!
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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby darvlay on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:18 am

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Re: What makes a kiss great...

Postby packrat31306 on Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:10 pm

darvlay wrote:While kissing, I find it most effective to emulate the bovine species while exploring the insides of her gob. Women like men who take control so when the girl presents her mouth for you, get a good hold of her face with your strongest hand. I like to place my palm directly under her chin while pushing her cheeks together with my thumb and fingers, turning her mouth into a puffed and smushed pair of fish lips. Once you have a good grip, dig right in - start by trying to swab her uvula with your outstretched tongue then swirl the tongue around aggressively as if you were her toothbrush. You should be able to taste three kinds of tartar by the time you're done.


oh my god! that is the greatest way in the world! all girls go crazy over that! also, you're supposed to place your opposite hand on the back of their head and press them close so they feel secure!
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