White dog poo (I need a recipe)

[bedub1]

I thought eatting white chicks gave you white poo...

[DAZMCFC]

Well, the thing that makes normal poo brown is dead red blood cells, so get a huge infection in your guts, and get those white cells working overtime - maybe that will help.

Then your dump in the neighbour's oven can be infectious too.

On the other hand, the oven might be a little annoying for them. If they have hot air heating, remove one of the panels and put your dump in there. Sure, it might spread the pong about a bit more, but they'll still be able to eat.

stick it down the back of a radiator in his house.


now many moons ago, i remember drinking large quatities of Blue Lagoons(cocktail) whilst on holiday and that turned my shit green. so maybe a white liquer will do the trick in your quest forthe white shit.

I've seen different versions of Blue Lagoon - the cocktail we used to call this was champagne + Blue Curacao. I think that was all that was in there.

no this one was, Vodka, Blue Curacao and lemonade.

[jonesthecurl]

oh, yeah, we had voddie in it too.
Serious business.
I remember after a cocktail party thinking my (then) grlfriend must be v. drunk as she couldn't get her shoe on. I spent several minutes trying to do it for her, all the while tut-tutting about how she couldn't do such a simple thing. Then I realised I was trying to get the left shoe on the right foot...

(IN my defence, we also had B52's and some horrendous Tequila thing at the party. Plus It was Beaujolais Nouveau time, so we had a few bottles of that too).

[2dimes]

As a kid our dog ate a half pound or so of 'blue plasticine' it was awesome, perfect blue dog droppings. If you can eat some that comes in white, go with the non toxic kind, you should get your white logs.

[DAZMCFC]

oh, yeah, we had voddie in it too.
Serious business.
I remember after a cocktail party thinking my (then) grlfriend must be v. drunk as she couldn't get her shoe on. I spent several minutes trying to do it for her, all the while tut-tutting about how she couldn't do such a simple thing. Then I realised I was trying to get the left shoe on the right foot...

(IN my defence, we also had B52's and some horrendous Tequila thing at the party. Plus It was Beaujolais Nouveau time, so we had a few bottles of that too).

B52's nice, Tequila slammers is what you want.