Earthquake?

[PLAYER57832]

you know you don't need to go to university to know about earthquakes, neither living in a eartquake prone place.

Of course.

...and I also know that it is best to read something fully before criticizing it. When I don't, I generally end up apologizing.

If you disagree with the USGS, then take it up with them or at least provide equally credible sources to contradict them. Until then.. I just believe they know a bit more than either of us.

[Anarkistsdream]

Only if you are sitting on your dildo.

Well said.

[DaGip]

The Thread So Far:

DaGip: Hai guyz, I can haz attention now plz? Erfqwayke 2day 4 realz one one one.
Some: Oh wow man, how do you do that?
Curm: Wicked was a fat f*ck.
Voice of Reason: Shut up already Gippo, we've told you a thousand times before that earthquakes happen every fucking day. Even if your perceptive 'talents' weren't just the byproduct of your overactive imagination, then they'd still be fucking useless.
BES: Earthquakes every motherfucking day? f*ck that shit, prove it!
Voice of Reason: I went to Earthquake University, here's proof
*Proof*
BES: Bugger... well you were slightly misleading in your original proposition's wording
Pimp: Twinkies could one day eat New York
AKD: Hey Gip. Your Mom
Crowd: *Laughter*
BES: f*ck you Pimp

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yyb9.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yyca.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yycw.php

Read it and weep, Sucka!

[Ditocoaf]

The Thread So Far:

DaGip: Hai guyz, I can haz attention now plz? Erfqwayke 2day 4 realz one one one.
Some: Oh wow man, how do you do that?
Curm: Wicked was a fat f*ck.
Voice of Reason: Shut up already Gippo, we've told you a thousand times before that earthquakes happen every fucking day. Even if your perceptive 'talents' weren't just the byproduct of your overactive imagination, then they'd still be fucking useless.
BES: Earthquakes every motherfucking day? f*ck that shit, prove it!
Voice of Reason: I went to Earthquake University, here's proof
*Proof*
BES: Bugger... well you were slightly misleading in your original proposition's wording
Pimp: Twinkies could one day eat New York
AKD: Hey Gip. Your Mom
Crowd: *Laughter*
BES: f*ck you Pimp

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yyb9.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yyca.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yycw.php

Read it and weep, Sucka!

DAGIP: Read My Fucking Lips: Earthquakes of magnitude 5 or above hapen every single day. So you could make this prediction on ANY day, and be correct. I predict an earthquake tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day as well! Watch as my predictions come true...

[mpjh]

Why does this sound like the "didn't you know everybody masturbates" argument?

[Dancing Mustard]

The Thread So Far:

DaGip: Hai guyz, I can haz attention now plz? Erfqwayke 2day 4 realz one one one.
Some: Oh wow man, how do you do that?
Curm: Wicked was a fat f*ck.
Voice of Reason: Shut up already Gippo, we've told you a thousand times before that earthquakes happen every fucking day. Even if your perceptive 'talents' weren't just the byproduct of your overactive imagination, then they'd still be fucking useless.
BES: Earthquakes every motherfucking day? f*ck that shit, prove it!
Voice of Reason: I went to Earthquake University, here's proof
*Proof*
BES: Bugger... well you were slightly misleading in your original proposition's wording
Pimp: Twinkies could one day eat New York
AKD: Hey Gip. Your Mom
Crowd: *Laughter*
BES: f*ck you Pimp

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yyb9.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yyca.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yycw.php

Read it and weep, Sucka!

What's that Gippy, a string of minor earthquakes of the kind that happen every single day? None of them remotely unusual or noteworthy? A day of totally mundane seismological happenings? Precisely the kind of thing that everybody else said would happen and no proof of your 'mystic powers' whatsoever? Why yes, so it is.

Well done. You have just proved Player (and me) absolutely right.

Once again you prove that you have fuck-all ability to sense earthquakes. Just like in the last thread you made about this subject. And the thread about it that you made before that. And just like in the thread that you'll make in a few days time when you next feel starved for attention. Seriously, try reading what people respond with here, snap out of your deluded self-agrandising.

I'm right (again), you're wrong (again), this thread was retarded from the beggining.

Clap. Fucking. Clap. Fucking. Clap. 'Sucka'.

[heavycola]

I just heard that thing in my ear again...4:53 PM CST.

dude you don't have clairvoyance, you have tinnitus. See a doctor.

[DaGip]

The Thread So Far:

DaGip: Hai guyz, I can haz attention now plz? Erfqwayke 2day 4 realz one one one.
Some: Oh wow man, how do you do that?
Curm: Wicked was a fat f*ck.
Voice of Reason: Shut up already Gippo, we've told you a thousand times before that earthquakes happen every fucking day. Even if your perceptive 'talents' weren't just the byproduct of your overactive imagination, then they'd still be fucking useless.
BES: Earthquakes every motherfucking day? f*ck that shit, prove it!
Voice of Reason: I went to Earthquake University, here's proof
*Proof*
BES: Bugger... well you were slightly misleading in your original proposition's wording
Pimp: Twinkies could one day eat New York
AKD: Hey Gip. Your Mom
Crowd: *Laughter*
BES: f*ck you Pimp

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yyb9.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yyca.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/rec ... 08yycw.php

Read it and weep, Sucka!

DAGIP: Read My Fucking Lips: Earthquakes of magnitude 5 or above hapen every single day. So you could make this prediction on ANY day, and be correct. I predict an earthquake tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day as well! Watch as my predictions come true...

Yeah, but THREE OF THEM! Come on, you know 'Gip has the power!

[mpjh]

I had very restless sleep last night, but 'round midnight an angle appeared at the foot of my king size (bed that is). She said, "Rest easy, because you have been such a righteous man, my boss has decided to delegate significant powers to you over mankind. She is giving you the power to cause earthquakes of over 5 magnitude when ever you want. Now go in peace."

I woke in a sweat. What an awesome power. Suddenly I realized how much of a demand on my time it would be to monitor the shifting of the tectonic plates and call for earthquakes whenever they were needed to prevent the total destruction of the world. So I decreed that relatively small earthquakes should occur each day to relive the pressure gradually, sort of like daily masturbation. I also decreed that periodically, very large quakes should occur, but only when they would be blamed on god and not me.

QED

[heavycola]

I had very restless sleep last night, but 'round midnight an angle appeared at the foot of my king size (bed that is). She said, "Rest easy, because you have been such a righteous man, my boss has decided to delegate significant powers to you over mankind. She is giving you the power to cause earthquakes of over 5 magnitude when ever you want. Now go in peace."

I woke in a sweat. What an awesome power. Suddenly I realized how much of a demand on my time it would be to monitor the shifting of the tectonic plates and call for earthquakes whenever they were needed to prevent the total destruction of the world. So I decreed that relatively small earthquakes should occur each day to relive the pressure gradually, sort of like daily masturbation. I also decreed that periodically, very large quakes should occur, but only when they would be blamed on god and not me.

QED

you're a good man, mpjh. if only there were more demigods like you.

[Skittles!]

I had very restless sleep last night, but 'round midnight an angle appeared at the foot of my king size (bed that is). She said, "Rest easy, because you have been such a righteous man, my boss has decided to delegate significant powers to you over mankind. She is giving you the power to cause earthquakes of over 5 magnitude when ever you want. Now go in peace."

I woke in a sweat. What an awesome power. Suddenly I realized how much of a demand on my time it would be to monitor the shifting of the tectonic plates and call for earthquakes whenever they were needed to prevent the total destruction of the world. So I decreed that relatively small earthquakes should occur each day to relive the pressure gradually, sort of like daily masturbation. I also decreed that periodically, very large quakes should occur, but only when they would be blamed on god and not me.

QED

How many degrees was the angle?

[Nickbaldwin]

This thread scores at least 5 on the win scale.

See you in 6 hours