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What is your opinion on furry?

Lucarilover240-level furryness
14
9%
love it
17
11%
it's okay
21
13%
meh
20
12%
could do without it
15
9%
hate it
2
1%
KILL IT WITH FIRE
72
45%
 
Total votes : 161

Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby hecter on Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:16 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

I could be wrong, but finding cartoon animals sexy sounds like a gateway into having sex with farm animals doesn't it?
Hell, I find Jessica Rabbit to be sexy... and I lika the ladies a lot...

No, the key part of "anthropomorphic animals" is the "anthropomorphic" part. They have to have human qualities. Have to. And, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong furries, but the human qualities are a lot of what furfans are attracted to.
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby Neoteny on Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:36 pm

hecter wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

I could be wrong, but finding cartoon animals sexy sounds like a gateway into having sex with farm animals doesn't it?
Hell, I find Jessica Rabbit to be sexy... and I lika the ladies a lot...

No, the key part of "anthropomorphic animals" is the "anthropomorphic" part. They have to have human qualities. Have to. And, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong furries, but the human qualities are a lot of what furfans are attracted to.


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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:19 am

hecter wrote:No, the key part of "anthropomorphic animals" is the "anthropomorphic" part. They have to have human qualities. Have to. And, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong furries, but the human qualities are a lot of what furfans are attracted to.


So apes are ok but pigs are out?
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:21 am

Juan_Bottom wrote: this little expirement called "human society" hasn't failed.

And the key part of this is the "human" part. Furries are not human. And thusly, have to operate outside of normal "human society." So feel free to hunt them like deer. Damned lesser humans....
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby b.k. barunt on Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:37 am

Neoteny wrote:
hecter wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

I could be wrong, but finding cartoon animals sexy sounds like a gateway into having sex with farm animals doesn't it?
Hell, I find Jessica Rabbit to be sexy... and I lika the ladies a lot...

No, the key part of "anthropomorphic animals" is the "anthropomorphic" part. They have to have human qualities. Have to. And, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong furries, but the human qualities are a lot of what furfans are attracted to.


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Ok that's it. This shit is getting too fucking weird. I just smoked a bowl and you hit me with this? I'm probably gonna have some weird ass dreams tonight, and i better not wake up with a woody.


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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:43 am

b.k. barunt wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
hecter wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

I could be wrong, but finding cartoon animals sexy sounds like a gateway into having sex with farm animals doesn't it?
Hell, I find Jessica Rabbit to be sexy... and I lika the ladies a lot...

No, the key part of "anthropomorphic animals" is the "anthropomorphic" part. They have to have human qualities. Have to. And, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong furries, but the human qualities are a lot of what furfans are attracted to.


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Ok that's it. This shit is getting too fucking weird. I just smoked a bowl and you hit me with this? I'm probably gonna have some weird ass dreams tonight, and i better not wake up with a woody.


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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby john9blue on Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:26 am

This thread is... wow... I think I'll close this tab now. :shock:
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby pimpdave on Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:43 am

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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby Neoteny on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:14 am

b.k. barunt wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
hecter wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

I could be wrong, but finding cartoon animals sexy sounds like a gateway into having sex with farm animals doesn't it?
Hell, I find Jessica Rabbit to be sexy... and I lika the ladies a lot...

No, the key part of "anthropomorphic animals" is the "anthropomorphic" part. They have to have human qualities. Have to. And, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong furries, but the human qualities are a lot of what furfans are attracted to.


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Ok that's it. This shit is getting too fucking weird. I just smoked a bowl and you hit me with this? I'm probably gonna have some weird ass dreams tonight, and i better not wake up with a woody.


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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby pimpdave on Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:24 am

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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby pimpdave on Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:27 am

Visual representation of this thread:

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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby john9blue on Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:13 pm

As a matter of curiosity... do you have pics like this of every Pokemon? Have you collected them all? ;)
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby Frigidus on Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:43 pm

Bringing in the gifs...

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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:42 pm

john9blue wrote:As a matter of curiosity... do you have pics like this of every Pokemon? Have you collected them all? ;)

actually, for the most part, yes. The majority of them I can't risk posting here though.
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby HungrySomali on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:46 pm

Was I supposed to jerk off to that?
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby pimpdave on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:48 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
john9blue wrote:As a matter of curiosity... do you have pics like this of every Pokemon? Have you collected them all? ;)

actually, for the most part, yes. The majority of them I can't risk posting here though.



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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:32 pm

You ain't seen nothing yet.


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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby john9blue on Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:39 pm

MeDeFe wrote:You ain't seen nothing yet.


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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:08 pm

john9blue wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:You ain't seen nothing yet.


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If that is a Pokemon, I will eat my Game Boy. #-o

That is Rattata. Start eating and post pics of it.
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby apey on Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:21 pm

I LOL'ed at what a sicko you are ;)
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby john9blue on Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:50 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:That is Rattata. Start eating and post pics of it.


Rattata is purple and doesn't have nipples. :?
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:07 pm

john9blue wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:That is Rattata. Start eating and post pics of it.


Rattata is purple and doesn't have nipples. :?

The male one, that is the female.
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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby pimpdave on Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:24 pm

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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

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Re: *NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*

Postby pimpdave on Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:30 pm

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