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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby captainwalrus on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:06 pm

The world is supposed to end in 2012 according to the mayans, but they are polytheistic and didn't beleive the god you are talking about.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby AAFitz on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:07 pm

captain.crazy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:the meteorologists that have investigated this occurrence have already addressed this. They can usually find some sort of high wind scenario that can explain the phenomenon... but not this time.


Well, we all know meteorologists are never wrong. They always agree too. :lol: :lol: :lol:


laugh now you heathen. You will weep later at the carnage of japan and know that the wrath of the Lord is upon all humanity!


I am laughing now as evidenced by the :lol: :lol: :lol:

thats also the best advice Ive ever seen you give. If N Korea is joing to nuke Japan and instigate armagedon, then so be it, because I am powerless to stop it. If you prefer living in fear of such things go for it, but I plan on having fun till the very end.

You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much. :D
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby hwhrhett on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:08 pm

captainwalrus wrote:The world is supposed to end in 2012 according to the mayans, but they are polytheistic and didn't beleive the god you are talking about.



actually, the mayan calendar ends in 2012 and we have assumed that to mean what your saying.. we actually have no idea why the mayans ended their calendar at 2012, they probably figured that they could finish the rest of it later....
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby captainwalrus on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:09 pm

AAFitz wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:the meteorologists that have investigated this occurrence have already addressed this. They can usually find some sort of high wind scenario that can explain the phenomenon... but not this time.


Well, we all know meteorologists are never wrong. They always agree too. :lol: :lol: :lol:


laugh now you heathen. You will weep later at the carnage of japan and know that the wrath of the Lord is upon all humanity!


I am laughing now as evidenced by the :lol: :lol: :lol:

thats also the best advice Ive ever seen you give. If N Korea is joing to nuke Japan and instigate armagedon, then so be it, because I am powerless to stop it. If you prefer living in fear of such things go for it, but I plan on having fun till the very end.

You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much. :D

Well put.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Timminz on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:12 pm

captainwalrus wrote:SO what shall we do, pay you money or something?


:lol:
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby captain.crazy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:14 pm

AAFitz wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:the meteorologists that have investigated this occurrence have already addressed this. They can usually find some sort of high wind scenario that can explain the phenomenon... but not this time.


Well, we all know meteorologists are never wrong. They always agree too. :lol: :lol: :lol:


laugh now you heathen. You will weep later at the carnage of japan and know that the wrath of the Lord is upon all humanity!


I am laughing now as evidenced by the :lol: :lol: :lol:

thats also the best advice Ive ever seen you give. If N Korea is joing to nuke Japan and instigate armagedon, then so be it, because I am powerless to stop it. If you prefer living in fear of such things go for it, but I plan on having fun till the very end.

You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much. :D


Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia. This event may well trigger the collapse of global currencies, and institute the mega police state that I know is comming. Also, this is not the end. I will be with God in the Kingdom of heaven... you will not.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Timminz on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:19 pm

So, in 2 weeks time, when... sorry, if none of this has happened, will you then shut the fuck up about it?
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby The1exile on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:19 pm

Obvious troll is obvious.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Woodruff on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:31 pm

captain.crazy wrote:
Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?


I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.


Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.

captain.crazy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much. :D


Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.


Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?

Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Woodruff on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:33 pm

hwhrhett wrote:if you believe that it really is the end of the world, then isnt it time to cast away your earthly possessions?

or have you already given away your house, your car, and all of your money?


Certainly not his computer...
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Hologram on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:41 pm

And we, the Marines, will be in there bringing North Korea to justice before the army can even pick up a weapon.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Woodruff on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:42 pm

Hologram wrote:And we, the Marines, will be in there bringing North Korea to justice before the army can even pick up a weapon.


Do all Marines win only 9% of their battles, or just you?
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Hologram on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:46 pm

captain.crazy wrote:the meteorologists that have investigated this occurrence have already addressed this. They can usually find some sort of high wind scenario that can explain the phenomenon... but not this time.

I'm training to be a meteorologist and I can tell you right now that they don't know shit.

I mean, sure, they know lots about weather, but not nearly enough to even begin to understand it. They take what we like to call "SWAG"s: Scientific Wild Ass Guesses.

Point being the fact that meteorologists can't figure it out doesn't mean that there's no scientific cause.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Timminz on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:46 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Hologram wrote:And we, the Marines, will be in there bringing North Korea to justice before the army can even pick up a weapon.


Do all Marines win only 9% of their battles, or just you?


Low blow. Everyone know the Marines are not the strategists. They're simple armies on the board, but with slightly weighted dice.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby captain.crazy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:47 pm

Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?


I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.


Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.

captain.crazy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much. :D


Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.


Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?

Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.


I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.

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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Timminz on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:51 pm

captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.
Behold the wrath of the Lord.


That's more than the promised, "few weeks".
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Woodruff on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:53 pm

captain.crazy wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?


I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.


Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.

captain.crazy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much. :D


Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.


Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?

Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.


I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.

Behold the wrath of the Lord.


I do, every time my mother-in-law visits. <sigh>
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Woodruff on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:54 pm

captain.crazy wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?


I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.


Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.

captain.crazy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much. :D


Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.


Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?

Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.


I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.


Because God gives a shit if you sell your house? If Armageddon is coming, what do you need that cash for? Looks to me like you don't even believe your own bullshit.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby captain.crazy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:59 pm

Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
Timminz wrote:The same thing happened about 2 years ago in Serbia. When is North Korea going to nuke them?


I don't know... but previous frog rainings always has a scientific answer... wind... tornado... not this time.


Clearly, you've "researched" this situation almost as much as you've "researched" anything else you've posted in this forum. As in you spent about 20 minutes on it.

captain.crazy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:You may be able to say "told you so" at the end, but Ill be able to say I had much more fun....and we all die sometimes anyways. Ill be dammed if I dont live right up until that time, thank you very much. :D


Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.


Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?

Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.


I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.


Because God gives a shit if you sell your house? If Armageddon is coming, what do you need that cash for? Looks to me like you don't even believe your own bullshit.

We are getting very little on the sale of our house. We sold it quickly and cheap. You assume too much in your attempts to insult me.

God does not care if I sell my house. I only hope that I can get out of here before the wrath is unleashed. My hope is to meet him in the tranquility of the mountain side, and not in the mix of chaos with rabble like you. It will unhinge your mind, what will happen around you. It will scarcely be believeable to you, except that you will wish that you had only believed.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby captain.crazy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:01 pm

Timminz wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.
Behold the wrath of the Lord.


That's more than the promised, "few weeks".


You can make light... but few can mean 3 or it can mean 10... I only meant to suggest that the time is near.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Woodruff on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:20 pm

captain.crazy wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.


Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.


I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.


Because God gives a shit if you sell your house? If Armageddon is coming, what do you need that cash for? Looks to me like you don't even believe your own bullshit.


We are getting very little on the sale of our house. We sold it quickly and cheap. You assume too much in your attempts to insult me.


I don't assume anything at all. If you truly believed what you say, what's the point in bothering to sell your house? Why not simply LEAVE? You clearly do not even believe your own bullshit.

captain.crazy wrote:God does not care if I sell my house. I only hope that I can get out of here before the wrath is unleashed. My hope is to meet him in the tranquility of the mountain side, and not in the mix of chaos with rabble like you.


So you need the money from the sale of your house for this...why?
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby captain.crazy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:21 pm

Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
captain.crazy wrote:Nuclear detonations in Asis will not kill me in the Moutains of the Appalachia.


Weren't you already supposed to have left on that little jaunt? Why hasn't that happened yet?
Oh yeah, cause you're full of shit, that's why.


I close on the selling of my house on July 28. We move then.


Because God gives a shit if you sell your house? If Armageddon is coming, what do you need that cash for? Looks to me like you don't even believe your own bullshit.


We are getting very little on the sale of our house. We sold it quickly and cheap. You assume too much in your attempts to insult me. [/quote]

I don't assume anything at all. If you truly believed what you say, what's the point in bothering to sell your house? Why not simply LEAVE? You clearly do not even believe your own bullshit.

captain.crazy wrote:God does not care if I sell my house. I only hope that I can get out of here before the wrath is unleashed. My hope is to meet him in the tranquility of the mountain side, and not in the mix of chaos with rabble like you.


So you need the money from the sale of your house for this...why?[/quote]

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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:22 pm

Well, at least I can stop worrying about the flouride in the water.
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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby Woodruff on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:23 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, at least I can stop worrying about the flouride in the water.
What a relief.


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Re: Japan will be nuked by North Korea

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:33 pm

I'm not quite getting the causal relationship between the frogs and the nukes.

Did Korea send the frogs?
Or is it God sending the nukes?
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