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Postby siberiancygnus on Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:36 pm

he liked to show off his arse (3)
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:40 pm

When it came to pass, (4)
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:30 pm

(5) it seems he did not act that butch


(1) there once was a man from dundee
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:38 pm

With the finest moustache you could see, (2)
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:49 pm

It was so wide (3)
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:56 pm

The rats could hide, (4)
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Postby Titanic on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:23 pm

and then go and have a pee [5]

I lost my wallet [1]
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:24 pm

'cept when he brushed it on mondee (5)



I always when visiting the zoo [1]
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:25 pm

Bother!
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Postby Titanic on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:28 pm

lmao, carry on with mine!
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:29 pm

What rhymes with wallet?!?!?!

But I realised someone stole it?!?!?
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Postby Genghis Khant on Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:31 pm

Adjudication time. "I lost my wallet" has nowhere near enough syllables in it for a first line, so we'll go with...


I always when visiting the zoo [1]

See hippos which remind me of you, [2]
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:37 pm

Till a monkey stole my shoe! [3]
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Postby Titanic on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:05 pm

3rd line is not meant to rhythm with the second line. 1,2,5 rhyme, 34 rhyme.
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:06 pm

Third lines not supposed to rhyme! Google Limericks or read previous ones before posting!
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:07 pm

Titanic stop doing this lol you keep posting one second before me!

You are so much the same (3)
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Postby Titanic on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:29 pm

I'm brilliant arnt I?

I want to bring out the cane [4]
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:37 pm

First where did line 4 go and second its too many silabuls (sp?)
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Postby Titanic on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:48 pm

Line 4'd there. I pressed the wrong buttonn. Its the right amoun of syllabals.
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:57 pm

I suppose it does if you role it together slightly

But I stopped to look at the view {5}




When cooking for your husband or wife [1]
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:40 pm

Quietly slit their throat with a knife. [2]
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Postby unriggable on Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:51 pm

Add salt and stir [3]
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Postby The1exile on Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:49 pm

I think you'll concur, (4)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:51 pm

The end to all of your strife (5)



I asked out a woman today (1)
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Postby The1exile on Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:58 pm

Surprisingly I didn't pay, (2)
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