The Takeover

by **wicked** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:46 pm

How does one determine the optimum distance for goon-following?

by **luns101** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:51 pm

Joe,

When you take over, are you going to make gift cards available? You could have your own face on the card or maybe one of Her Indoors. Maybe you could also put out some calendars in the Club Store with "The Goon of the Month" featured for each month.

Just brainstorming on new ways to take in some more revenue.

by **JoeBeevers** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:52 pm

wicked wrote:How does one determine the optimum distance for goon-following?

I`ve got it down to them following me at around 40-50 yards being the best distance.
Remember, if you see me walk by, you know that 5 big big men in suits and brandashing coshes will be going past in a short while...

by **s.xkitten** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:54 pm

oh yes Joe, thats very discrete... :roll:

by **JoeBeevers** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:58 pm

luns101 wrote:Joe,

When you take over, are you going to make gift cards available? You could have your own face on the card or maybe one of Her Indoors. Maybe you could also put out some calendars in the Club Store with "The Goon of the Month" featured for each month.

Just brainstorming on new ways to take in some more revenue.

Yeah, this is a good idea actually.
All cards will have my face on them, I`ll get a professional photographer to take some pics of me.
The calendar may feature Genial George, Hacksaw Harry, Fred the Fox, Jailbreak Jake...

by **wicked** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:02 pm

Since we're talking about the Takeover again, I've merged all the plans into one central location. :wink:

by **Shadowstar** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:05 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
luns101 wrote:Joe,

When you take over, are you going to make gift cards available? You could have your own face on the card or maybe one of Her Indoors. Maybe you could also put out some calendars in the Club Store with "The Goon of the Month" featured for each month.

Just brainstorming on new ways to take in some more revenue.

Yeah, this is a good idea actually.
All cards will have my face on them, I`ll get a professional photographer to take some pics of me.
The calendar may feature Genial George, Hacksaw Harry, Fred the Fox, Jailbreak Jake...

I don't think you'll make any mo-- nevermind, people might buy it just to dump it in a river...

by **wicked** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:06 pm

... or masturbate to.

by **JoeBeevers** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:07 pm

wicked wrote:Since we're talking about the Takeover again, I've merged all the plans into one central location.

Ok thanks Wicked.
I`ll send you some of my Joe Beevers aftershave for that.
It`ll make an ideal Xmas or birthday present for your boyfriend.
It retails over there at exclusive stores for $499.99, but I`m feeling generous tonight...

by **Shadowstar** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:07 pm

Probably not...

by **wicked** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:10 pm

I don't use aftershave. Can I have an autographed picture instead? Or a t-shirt you've worn?

by **JoeBeevers** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:15 pm

wicked wrote:I don't use aftershave. Can I have an autographed picture instead? Or a t-shirt you've worn?

Sure, I`ll send you a special autographed picture of me in my Kimono.
Along with a T shirt I wore today, a white one with a picture of me on the front, the banner on the back reads "Joe Beevers, Hendon Mobster 2007

by **Shadowstar** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:16 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
wicked wrote:I don't use aftershave. Can I have an autographed picture instead? Or a t-shirt you've worn?

Sure, I`ll send you a special autographed picture of me in my Kimono.
Along with a T shirt I wore today, a white one with a picture of me on the front, the banner on the back reads "Joe Beevers, Hendon Mobster 2007

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by **n8freeman** on Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:26 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
wicked wrote:I don't use aftershave. Can I have an autographed picture instead? Or a t-shirt you've worn?

Sure, I`ll send you a special autographed picture of me in my Kimono.
Along with a T shirt I wore today, a white one with a picture of me on the front, the banner on the back reads "Joe Beevers, Hendon Mobster 2007

jw, why would u tell people ur in the mob?

wouldnt that just make lots of cops...
o yeah forgot, u beat up dem coppahs

by **reverend_kyle** on Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:13 am

JoeBeevers wrote:I`ll report back later, Genial George is on the phone, apparently theres a fight in the pub, I`m going down there to join in.

P.S Wicked to be kept on as Mod, she will get a handsome wage, plus signed photos of me as part of her payment...

Can I be mod and get the same thing?

I'll even do without the handsome wage, and will substitute signed photos with used condoms if you'd like.

by **riggable** on Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:37 pm

Joe I have a quick question? Why do all your mobsters' names employ alliteration? Jovial Joe, Genial George, Hacksaw Harry...? Its clever, but it makes you guys seem a bit silly.

Joe and the Alluring Alliteration Assemblage.

by **Shadowstar** on Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:49 pm

riggable wrote:Joe I have a quick question? Why do all your mobsters' names employ alliteration? Jovial Joe, Genial George, Hacksaw Harry...? Its clever, but it makes you guys seem a bit silly.

Joe and the Alluring Alliteration Assemblage.

FYI, they're bathtub toys.

by **reverend_kyle** on Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:53 am

riggable wrote:Joe I have a quick question? Why do all your mobsters' names employ alliteration? Jovial Joe, Genial George, Hacksaw Harry...? Its clever, but it makes you guys seem a bit silly.

Joe and the Alluring Alliteration Assemblage.

they are silly, and they can focus on their silly comedy act more when they don't have to kill nonces all the time.

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