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Postby areyouincahoots on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:26 pm

Strike wolf= 1
Cahoots= 1
Skittles= 0
Will= -2
Auto= 3
Hecter= 0
Snow= 2
Apey= 0
Johnnyrotten= 0
UCA= -1
Dariune= 1
DM= 0
diddle= 1
jake=0
Sam=0
Andy=1

I had to add and vote for the only other FPC representative...plus, what would we do w/o his bananas?
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:35 pm

here
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:36 pm

Oh, er, Heya sailor :wink:
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:32 pm

hey
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:43 pm

This thread is Huge.
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:49 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:
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diddle wrote:Is that gonna be your 'thing'? Ending the page?


No, not really, I just want it to really move. We need 2131 pages to catch up with that other thread. It's my lifetime goal. Well, just this years goal.




2125 woohoo!



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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:37 pm

Well, so far it looks like autoloads winning. Did I really forget Andy? I knew I thought about him when making the post.
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:54 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:
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areyouincahoots wrote:Silly boys.

Time for something new.

How was everyone's weekend?


Terrible. You?


Pretty good...Why was your weekend terrible, my dear?



I was sick pretty much the whole time, So I couldn't do anything on my free time. But I think I'm better now. :)
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Postby william18 on Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:55 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:Strike wolf= 1
Cahoots= 1
Skittles= 0
Will= -2
Auto= 3
Hecter= 0
Snow= 2
Apey= 0
Johnnyrotten= 0
UCA= -1
Dariune= 1
DM= 0
diddle= 1
jake=0
Sam=0

I had a hard time voting for just one person. I like everyone. I wanted to give Apey my vote so that when she comes back she knows that she's loved but everyone loves apey so that shouldn't be a problem. I wanted to vote for Will, because I like him and didn't want him to think no one here does. But I didn't want to ruin his upside down win. Dariune of course is my favorite person, bar none. He always has my vote.

Everyone here deserves my vote. Without you people I wouldn't be on this thread at all. You all make it fun.

But since this is a popularity vote for this thread, I have to vote for Auto because This thread is Huge. Auto's siggy makes him the winner.


So am I the most hated person on this thread?
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:57 pm

Well, don't give up. For a long time I couldn't stand Autoload. In fact most of the time I felt like strangling him and now, well I still feel like strangling him but I don't find him as annoying.
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Postby Dariune on Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:59 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:Snowpepsi wrote:
Raine stood on the ship, leaning against the rough door to the Captain's cabin. She wondered what her future held. She wondered if she would ever be able to forger her past.
The chains on her wrists painfully cut into her tender flesh. Captain Storm was a monster. Keeping her chained up night and day. Would she ever find a way to set herself free.
The salty wind blew her long, blonde hair across her face. She couldn't even lift a hand to move it away from her mouth. Her temper flared. Captain Storm would be lucky not to find her knife blade in his back.





The door behind her suddenly flew open. She landed flat on her ass, at the feet of the man who was her captor. She looked up at him, momentarily speechless. The smug look in his eyes was the last straw.
She glared up at him, then turned her head and bit him in the knee.

He howled in pain," You crazy, bitch."
He grabbed her by the arms and hauled her to her feet.
"Let me go, you vile, stinking pig," she spat.
"I've had about enough of you," he growled down at her as he drug her into his cabin.
He took her chains and fastened her to the iron ring in the ceiling.
"Stop, let me go. You... you vermin. You scoundrel. You evil..." she sobbed.
He pushed her down on an oak chest, narrowly avoiding her kicking feet. Then he turned from her wordlessly and left the cabin, slamming the door shut behind him.


Raine sat sobbing on the chest. As the strength of her frustration ebbed, she wiped her face across the sleeve of her gown. She looked up at the chain fastened to the iron ring. She knew there was no way she could work it loose by herself.
"If I could just get the first mate to free me," she sniffed. "What is his name? Biggy, Biggers, Biggles, Biggsley, that's it, Biggsley."
Raine shifted restlessly on the chest. Her ire rising again.
"He won't help me. The heathens are all so bloody loyal to that evil monster they call a captain. If I had my knife I would...I would," she muttered to herself.
Sitting in the captains cabin alone, feeling the rocking of the ship beneath her, Raine contemplated the circumstances that had lead her to this, her latest predicament.


Nice one Pepsi :) i like it ;)
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:01 pm

william18 wrote:
Snowpepsi wrote:Strike wolf= 1
Cahoots= 1
Skittles= 0
Will= -2
Auto= 3
Hecter= 0
Snow= 2
Apey= 0
Johnnyrotten= 0
UCA= -1
Dariune= 1
DM= 0
diddle= 1
jake=0
Sam=0

I had a hard time voting for just one person. I like everyone. I wanted to give Apey my vote so that when she comes back she knows that she's loved but everyone loves apey so that shouldn't be a problem. I wanted to vote for Will, because I like him and didn't want him to think no one here does. But I didn't want to ruin his upside down win. Dariune of course is my favorite person, bar none. He always has my vote.

Everyone here deserves my vote. Without you people I wouldn't be on this thread at all. You all make it fun.

But since this is a popularity vote for this thread, I have to vote for Auto because This thread is Huge. Auto's siggy makes him the winner.


So am I the most hated person on this thread?


I love you will.
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:02 pm

Yeah, she used to write stories in here all the time but for some reason she stopped. I think it may have been something to do with hecter.
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Postby Snowpepsi on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:04 pm

Dariune wrote:Nice one Pepsi :) i like it ;)


Thank you very much.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:04 pm

yay im liked by noone
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:06 pm

And for that I'll give you a standing applause. =D>
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:10 pm

Strike wolf= 1
Cahoots= 1
Skittles= 0
Will= -2
Auto= 3
Hecter= 0
Snow= 2
Apey= 0
Johnnyrotten= 0
UCA= -1
Dariune= 1
DM= 0
diddle= 1
jake=0
Sam=0
Andy=1
Mach=1

Mach was a cool person.
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:13 pm

Mach? Man it's been a long time since I've seen him.
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:15 pm

strike wolf wrote:Mach? Man it's been a long time since I've seen him.


Opps. forgot.

Strike wolf= 1
Cahoots= 2
Skittles= 0
Will= -2
Auto= 3
Hecter= 0
Snow= 2
Apey= 0
Johnnyrotten= 0
UCA= -1
Dariune= 1
DM= 0
diddle= 1
jake=0
Sam=0
Andy=1
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:17 pm

UCAbears wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Mach? Man it's been a long time since I've seen him.


Opps. forgot.

Strike wolf= 1
Cahoots= 2
Skittles= 0
Will= -2
Auto= 3
Hecter= 0
Snow= 2
Apey= 0
Johnnyrotten= 0
UCA= -1
Dariune= 1
DM= 0
diddle= 1
jake=0
Sam=0
Andy=1


Change your mind there? Yeah in the old days I would have said Hoots without a second thought but I don't know. Something's different now.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:20 pm

So only me and UCA have voted for Hooters? Disappointed in you lot.
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Postby william18 on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:20 pm

This poll is disapointing
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:21 pm

william18 wrote:This poll is disapointing


wait...how did u get -2
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:22 pm

strike wolf wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Mach? Man it's been a long time since I've seen him.


Opps. forgot.

Strike wolf= 1
Cahoots= 2
Skittles= 0
Will= -2
Auto= 3
Hecter= 0
Snow= 2
Apey= 0
Johnnyrotten= 0
UCA= -1
Dariune= 1
DM= 0
diddle= 1
jake=0
Sam=0
Andy=1


Change your mind there? Yeah in the old days I would have said Hoots without a second thought but I don't know. Something's different now.


i was gonna vote mach but iforgot it was recent posters.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:23 pm

william18 wrote:This poll is disapointing

So was your mum.

Oh and I nearly forgot to say...

-2!!!
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