by 2dimes on Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:02 pm
Semi hot chick said, "I'm a serious race car driver."
S.I. horndog dudes, "We want to take pictures of you arching your back in a swim suit for guys to tug off to."
Semi hot chick, "No way what kind of dirty whore do you think I am?"
S.I. "No you see we are a nice respectible magazine, it's not our fault men are pigs and will ejaculate on your pictures."
Semi hot chick, "Gross!! Get away from me!!"
S.I. "We're sorry, but you really should look over our offer. We will pay a large amount of money and the publicity will make sponsorship easier to get."
The Pro, "Should I wear my white one? Check out my tattoo."