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Postby Hoff on Wed May 17, 2006 3:10 pm

smurfin aint easy
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Postby wicked on Wed May 17, 2006 3:12 pm

Hoff wrote:smurfin aint easy


How would you know??
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Postby qeee1 on Wed May 17, 2006 4:20 pm

wicked wrote:
Hoff wrote:smurfin aint easy


How would you know??


BURN!
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby Hoff on Wed May 17, 2006 4:22 pm

cuz i like to go smurfin down by smurf lake
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Postby qeee1 on Wed May 17, 2006 4:24 pm

Nice picture btw Wicked...
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Wed May 17, 2006 4:27 pm

Image

she makes me wanna smurf...

All night long!
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Postby Hoff on Wed May 17, 2006 5:17 pm

thegrimsleeper wrote:Image

she makes me wanna smurf...

All night long!


I'm gonna go to the bathroom and smurf-off now, brb...
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Postby HighBorn on Wed May 17, 2006 5:20 pm

wow i dont remember smurfet being that hat.. and dosent everyone know the smurfs are satanic???
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Postby qeee1 on Wed May 17, 2006 6:54 pm

Smurfette porn, humorous, yet disturbing.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby rocksolid on Wed May 17, 2006 7:12 pm

I thought her nose was bigger and her posture was worse. And shouldn't her undies be white? I'm pretty sure the Smurfs have a solid white-only-unless-you're-Papa-Smurf dress code. Unless that's Papa Smurf marking his territory...
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Postby Banana Stomper on Wed May 17, 2006 7:19 pm

They are white, thats Just something pink reflecting off her ass.
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Postby Aladriel on Wed May 17, 2006 7:23 pm

The Smurfs were commies.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 17, 2006 8:26 pm

**Notices a vast blueness spilling out from underneath Grim's door. At closer examination it seems to be a blue dye or paint. He opens the door slightly and a rush of blue spews forth. In the dim light he sees the floor and ceiling, along with every wall, is covered in smurf blue. Small dolls are thrown around the room, many missing various body parts. He slowly steps back, away from the horrendous scene that is eerily similar to a smurfing genocide.**

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Postby thegrimsleeper on Wed May 17, 2006 9:29 pm

Just call me Gargamel.
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Postby wicked on Thu May 18, 2006 12:15 pm

nah the smurfs were definitely hippies .... come on, living under mushrooms? LOL
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Thu May 18, 2006 12:48 pm

No, if they'd been hippies, they would've been living on mushrooms... ;)

Cosmic, man.
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Postby Aladriel on Thu May 18, 2006 2:24 pm

Nope. They were Commies. And Papa Smurf is the image of Stalin. Think about it. They all had jobs that defined who they were. They lived in a commune ran by one head honcho. Definitely commies.
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Postby wicked on Thu May 18, 2006 2:27 pm

You've spent way too much time delving into the philosophies and social orders of smurfs. Scary.
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Postby Aladriel on Thu May 18, 2006 2:37 pm

Nah.. just useless facts I remember from college.
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Postby wicked on Thu May 18, 2006 2:45 pm

Smurf U? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Aladriel on Thu May 18, 2006 4:20 pm

LOL Something like that! :P
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Postby vtmarik on Thu May 18, 2006 4:35 pm

Aladriel wrote:Nope. They were Commies. And Papa Smurf is the image of Stalin. Think about it. They all had jobs that defined who they were. They lived in a commune ran by one head honcho. Definitely commies.


I thought Papa Smurf was Castro and Super Mario was Stalin...

How wrong I am... :(
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Postby wicked on Thu May 18, 2006 4:43 pm

VTMarik - is the VT Va. Tech or Vermont or ???
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Postby vtmarik on Thu May 18, 2006 4:54 pm

wicked wrote:VTMarik - is the VT Va. Tech or Vermont or ???


It's an old Battletech/Mechwarrior RP Name: Vincent Torquemada Marik. Heir to the Free Worlds League (House Marik) and pilot of the Land-Air Battlemech, 'Vermouth'
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Thu May 18, 2006 5:39 pm

Foulest wine by far
Without it, no martinis
I love vermouth
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