the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[apey]

and you

[Kylie]

omg hey uca how are you : )

[strike wolf]

its only called the longest thread cause back in the "good days" this was our longest hangout thread




"good old days" means before all the spammers came along and kinda made it a junk thread
lol

It was always called the Longest Thread Thread. Not because it is the longest but because that is it's goal. If it was only called that because it was the longest I would have been gone a long time ago.

[strike wolf]

thats cause strikewolf is one of the very best vets

Why thank you. Now all you have to do is acknowledge that I am good looking and my day will be complete.

Oh and Will, I appreciate the enthusiasm but try to keep your posts from repeating the same sentence over and over again and like I've said before that word you are using is taboo.

[strike wolf]

bump.

[diddle]

This thread is Huge.

[autoload]

It looks like I have a few pages to catch up on.

First things first...

[autoload]

[autoload]

Will, I have taken the liberty of bolding the part that you keep messing up on. Now look at it and tell me what's different between what you write and what Autoload writes.

This thread is Huge.

Your bait will not catch me.

[autoload]

This thread is Huge?

Yes

Actually, No.

[autoload]

Opps, im mean:


This thread is Huge ( bad use of capitals)

Almost...

[autoload]

It's a tradition started by autoload back when this thread was larger than the thread-that-must-not-be-named. You should ask auto, he could explain it better than I can.

Actually, back in the day I was too busy to make any posts of substance, so every once in a while I would just pop in and use my catch phrase. strike wolf noticed my laziness and did not conceal the fact that it bothered him. I noticed that it bothered him and commenced to increase the frequency of my catch phrase by a factor of 10.

It sort of caught on and now lots of people post it when mere normal posts are not enough.

[autoload]

So what's the point of saying this thread is huge?

Because it's spam. Spam is the key to overule Spamalot.

GASP!

The forbidden word!

[autoload]

Will, it's a bit more than just spam at this point.

Also you said the forbidden word! Now you must repent for your sins.

strike wolf, you will be rewarded for your vigilance.

[autoload]

It's a tradition started by autoload back when this thread was larger than the thread-that-must-not-be-named. You should ask auto, he could explain it better than I can.

How did the thread-that-must-not-be-named become larger then this thread?

That's classified information.

why?

cuz.

A special appearance by 0ojakeo0!

[autoload]

Part of the problem though is that there just isn't much to talk about. If we had something to talk about, many of the people who just spam would actually make meaningful posts.

I, on the other hand, never make meaningful posts.

[autoload]

Ah yes, nice to see others helping me in my work.

[autoload]

I say we must prganize something so that on a certian time, we will all spam until we reach twenty posts. Something along the lines of that. It will also help find out who's active.

We should not just spam for the heck of it. We need to get something bigger.

I've got something bigger...

[autoload]

I say we must prganize something so that on a certian time, we will all spam until we reach twenty posts. Something along the lines of that. It will also help find out who's active.

We should not just spam for the heck of it. We need to get something bigger.

But it's orginized spam. Perhaps we should cause havoc to all of IK. We should all bump hundreds of old threads which will bury spamalot. Then we bring this thread to the stop.

GASP!

Once again! The forbidden word!

[autoload]

That is the master plan. If spamalot is buried, I doubt people will take around an hour to find it. Hnce it will be similar to a lock.

OK, it is apparent that william18 has Tourette's syndrome or something. He does not even realize he's saying the forbidden word...

[autoload]

Once you have posted there you can't just "make up for it". It's alright to post there if you want, I'm not going to stop you. But if you feel like you have to spam this thread more to make up for it, maybe you just haven't dedicated yourself to this thread the way you feel you need to to begin with.

I'm liking this conversation...

[autoload]

gags you with a pair of autoloads crusty underwear
now that s what I call silenced

Dammit! How did I end up in the middle of this!

[autoload]

thats cause strikewolf is one of the very best vets

Yeah, I was stationed alongside him in DaNang.

[autoload]

This thread is Huge.

Now THAT'S how it's done!

[autoload]

And now that my backlog reading is complete, I have another gift coming up...