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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:26 pm

For some reason, I picked up this habit where if I don't talk for a while for any reason (I'm doing homework or something and am by myself) I always get the feeling that I've lost the ability to speak, so I say something outloud, to myself, so make sure I didn't.

And I am completely fucking serious.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:28 pm

Perhaps you've lost your hearing. Try yelling next time.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:32 pm

notyou2 wrote:Perhaps you've lost your hearing. Try yelling next time.


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It's not that I don't hear myself, it's that I haven't spoken a word for like an hour or so and I feel like I lost the ability to.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Ace Rimmer on Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:08 am

I sometimes rub tkr4lf's nipples while I masturbate
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:58 am

jakewilliams wrote:I sometimes rub tkr4lf's nipples while I masturbate

I sometimes let jakewilliams rub my nipples while he masturbates......as long as he doesn't make a mess on me. I've got enough hair gel as it is.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:00 am

Army of GOD wrote:For some reason, I picked up this habit where if I don't talk for a while for any reason (I'm doing homework or something and am by myself) I always get the feeling that I've lost the ability to speak, so I say something outloud, to myself, so make sure I didn't.

And I am completely fucking serious.

I have something similar. After a while of not talking, I find it hard to speak. If I don't clear my throat before trying to after a long break, then my voice comes out all weird and shit, almost like I was just going through puberty. It's odd.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:29 am

For some reason, I picked up this habit where if I don't masturbate for awhile for any reason (I'm doing homework or "something" and am by myself) I always get the feeling that I've lost the ability to cum, so I jerk it a little, to myself, so make sure I didn't.

And I am completely fucking serious.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:24 am

You also are completely seriously fucking
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:29 am

When I was younger, I stuck a paper clip down my pee hole. I was curious what it felt like. It hurt. A lot.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:36 am

oh god, my right leg contracted while reading the above. that's just nasty, tkr...
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:38 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:oh god, my right leg contracted while reading the above. that's just nasty, tkr...

yup...i did some dumb shit when i was younger. and some nasty shit i guess as well. oh well, live and learn right?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:27 pm

tkr4lf wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:oh god, my right leg contracted while reading the above. that's just nasty, tkr...

yup...i did some dumb shit when i was younger. and some nasty shit i guess as well. oh well, live and learn right?

and then get Loves.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:58 pm

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Tiggy D Amour on Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:42 pm

tkr4lf wrote:When I was younger, I stuck a paper clip down my pee hole. I was curious what it felt like. It hurt. A lot.


You need one of these.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-Stainless-Steel-Male-Chastity-Urethral-Stretching-/190448793915?pt=Men_s_Accessories_UK&hash=item2c57a1f93b
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:23 pm

Tiggy D Amour wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:When I was younger, I stuck a paper clip down my pee hole. I was curious what it felt like. It hurt. A lot.


You need one of these.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-Stainless-Steel-Male-Chastity-Urethral-Stretching-/190448793915?pt=Men_s_Accessories_UK&hash=item2c57a1f93b

Okay, I didn't even click on the link. Just reading the link was enough for me lol. I think I will pass. But thank you for the suggestion. :lol:
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:23 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:oh god, my right leg contracted while reading the above. that's just nasty, tkr...

yup...i did some dumb shit when i was younger. and some nasty shit i guess as well. oh well, live and learn right?

and then get Loves.

Exactly. They are the best diapers, after all.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Ace Rimmer on Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:27 pm

Not enough secrets in this thread.

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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:01 am

I once masturbated using mayo as lube.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:03 am

I once masturbated using lube as mayo
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:04 am

I once made a sandwich using lube as mayo.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby nagerous on Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:20 am

tkr4lf wrote:I once masturbated using mayo as lube.


I'm going to take the others as jokes but that is fucking rancid! Was there really not anything else around that you could've used?
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:25 am

nagerous wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:I once masturbated using mayo as lube.


I'm going to take the others as jokes but that is fucking rancid! Was there really not anything else around that you could've used?

:lol: that one was a joke as well, i would go dry before using mayo :lol:
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby nagerous on Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:48 am

Going dry is where it's at.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:31 am

I dedicated one masturbation event to the full moon on a rooftop using real aloe vera.
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Re: Secrets thread

Postby john9blue on Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:33 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I dedicated one masturbation event to the full moon on a rooftop using real aloe vera.


You are a connoisseur.
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