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Postby AAFitz on Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:24 pm

but it didnt stop me (3)
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Postby Titanic on Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:36 am

going to have a pee [4]
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:54 am

Giving them time to run away (5)



Be careful when eating a pear (1)
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Postby Titanic on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:06 pm

cus there might be some pubic hair [2]
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Postby The1exile on Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:05 pm

The fuzz down below, (3)
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Postby Titanic on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:06 pm

Might make someone go "No!" [4]
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Postby Colaalone on Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:21 pm

But then again, this is quite rare. [5]

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Postby Genghis Khant on Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:50 pm

And she was alone in the tower, [2]
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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:13 am

Walking arounf on the floor [3]
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Postby Genghis Khant on Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:55 am

Waiting for a knock on the door, [4]
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Postby Dariune on Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:57 am

but her knight was still taking a shower (5)

Lives are less thrilling when we (1)
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Postby Kahless on Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:59 am

get out of the bath for a pee (2) :lol:
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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:20 am

I went to the market for a stone [3]
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Postby Genghis Khant on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:29 am

But when I got home, [4]
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:36 am

I found that my diamonds were free (5)

Three days since my last love affair, (1)
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Postby Kahless on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:43 am

I dumped her for shaving her hair (2)
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:47 am

for then thats when i saw (3)
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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:48 am

She had 1 more paw [4]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:54 am

Which was more than I could bare (5)


I once knew a lady from France (1)
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:58 am

who danced in the streets with no pants (1)
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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:14 pm

and went to tred on some ants [2]
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:56 pm

Hmm some confusion here I think its

I once knew a lady from France (1)

Who danced in the street with no pants (2)




All the locals would stare (3)
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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:58 pm

at her tiny little pair [4]
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:01 pm

I expect I'm being dim but what dyou mean by that ?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:46 am

(5) and her nipples were the size of small ants.


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