Who masturbates ???????????

by **AndrewLC** on Sat May 12, 2007 4:29 pm

Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8

by **Aegnor** on Sat May 12, 2007 5:02 pm

AndrewLC wrote:Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8

Remind me not to shake your hand, ever!

by **AndrewLC** on Sat May 12, 2007 5:03 pm

Aegnor wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8

Remind me not to shake your hand, ever!

Why? I jerk off with my left hand

by **Kid_A** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:24 am

masturbated 3 times today and had sex with my gf once. my urethra is quite sore! :shock:

just thought it would be appropriate to share this news with a bunch of strangers

and revive everyones favorite christian thread O:)

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:52 am

8 times in 24 hours? Not bad, but not as good as the world record. Now, if you could manage to get those 8 in a period of 10 hours or so I think you would hold the world record.

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:06 am

Kid_A wrote:masturbated 3 times today and had sex with my gf once. my urethra is quite sore! just thought it would be appropriate to share this news with a bunch of strangers and revive everyones favorite christian thread

What's the special occasion?

by **hecter** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:42 am

Wow, I guess I don't masturbate that much for a hormonal teenager…

Probably 0.5 in a 24hr time period. You know, once every two days, 3-4 times a week.

by **firth4eva** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:54 am

you forgot the GFY option
:lol:

by **n8freeman** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:56 am

a better question would be who DOESNT masturbate

by **happy2seeyou** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:04 pm

n8freeman wrote:a better question would be who DOESNT masturbate

We have already gone over that . . . read up. :lol:

by **Hitman079** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:07 pm

after doing it once one doesn't feel like doing it again
not like i have any experience :wink:

but i keep trying to give it up so it goes down to like once a week

by **Stopper** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:51 pm

Hitman079 wrote:but i keep trying to give it up

Why??? An average wanking session burns 150 calories, and is an excellent form of cardiovascular exercise.

by **s.xkitten** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:30 pm

i...i don't know what to say... :shock:

by **Hitman079** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:31 pm

since there are approximately 3,600 calories (or is it 3,200?) in a pound of fat, that means i have to wank..
24 times to lose a pound..
i'm sure there's an easier way

by **hecter** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:32 pm

Hitman079 wrote:since there are approximately 3,600 calories (or is it 3,200?) in a pound of fat, that means i have to wank..
24 times to lose a pound..
i'm sure there's an easier way

Sure, but how many are as fun as wanking?!

by **happy2seeyou** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:36 pm

I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories :wink:

Find a girlfriend.

by **Hitman079** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:38 pm

then i'd have to drop out off high school to take care of the baby

by **Stopper** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:56 pm

Hitman079 wrote:then i'd have to drop out off high school to take care of the baby

It isn't necessary for you to end up with a baby.

Just deny it.

by **hecter** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:46 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories Find a girlfriend.

Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime

O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!!

by **happy2seeyou** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:49 pm

hecter wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories Find a girlfriend.

Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime

O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!

by **hecter** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:50 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
hecter wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories Find a girlfriend.

Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime

O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!