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Is masturbation wrong?

 
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Postby Wolverine Mutant on Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:43 pm

debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Neoteny on Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:47 pm

Wolverine Mutant wrote:
debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).


How telling is this bump? Are you a priest?
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby hecter on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:13 pm

I've masturbated 3 times today. All while watching a woman on webcam masturbate. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right! Now if you excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do...
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby AlgyTaylor on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:33 pm

Depends on the situation.

Masturbating at home, in bed, in to a sock - fine
Masturbating bollock naked, in an aisle of your local supermarket, in front of yer granny - wrong

All depends on the situation.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Timminz on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:36 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Wolverine Mutant wrote:
debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).


How telling is this bump? Are you a priest?



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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Wolverine Mutant on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:58 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Wolverine Mutant wrote:
debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).


How telling is this bump? Are you a priest?


I'm not sure I understand your first question.. :oops:

Timminz wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Wolverine Mutant wrote:
debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).


How telling is this bump? Are you a priest?



Breaking News!!!

Hardcore Christian Finds Any Excuse He Can To Talk About Masturbation

Video at 11.


I'm not the only one talking about it. There's a greater number of non-Christians here, unless I am mistaken. Am I mistaken?
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Neoteny on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:18 pm

It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:21 pm

AlgyTaylor wrote:
Masturbating at home, in bed, in to a sock - fine
Masturbating bollock naked, in an aisle of your local supermarket, in front of yer granny - wrong


Damn.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Neoteny on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:30 pm

Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.


It's ok, though: everybody does it.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby nagerous on Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:18 pm

Hardcore Christian bored.

Hardcore Christian searches on a forum for a online game for a thread on masturbation so he can post his petty-minded views on masturbation and hence annoy the 99.9% of the male wanking population.

Fail.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby AAFitz on Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:45 pm

Too often is not healthy... not often enough is not healthy....

Its really that simple.

unless of course you can have the real thing...which means masturbation is simply redundant, and like driving a smart car instead of a Porsche: Sometimes you just have to get somewhere, if a smart car is all you have, then drive away.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby ronsizzle on Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:47 pm

nagerous wrote:Hardcore Christian bored.

Hardcore Christian searches on a forum for a online game for a thread on masturbation so he can post his petty-minded views on masturbation and hence annoy the 99.9% of the male wanking population.

Fail.



yeah, i agree.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Coronaholic on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:07 pm

It depends on how often really.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Coronaholic on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:07 pm

Seconded
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Wolverine Mutant on Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:39 pm

Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.


Good point. I didn't, actually, even know this thread existed until I saw a reference to it in another forum.
Thank you for your calm approach to explaining, as opposed to just slamming me. I appreciate it. :)

nagerous wrote:Hardcore Christian bored.

Hardcore Christian searches on a forum for a online game for a thread on masturbation so he can post his petty-minded views on masturbation and hence annoy the 99.9% of the male wanking population.

Fail.


Actually this topic was referenced in another forum, complete with a link, so I came and I posted. And since I posted, and everyone is replying to my post (even if just to slam me because I don't think the same way they do) I came back. *shrugs*
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Skittles! on Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:45 pm

hecter wrote:I've masturbated 3 times today. All while watching a woman on webcam masturbate. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right! Now if you excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do...

I don't even wank once a week.

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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby AlgyTaylor on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:40 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
AlgyTaylor wrote:
Masturbating at home, in bed, in to a sock - fine
Masturbating bollock naked, in an aisle of your local supermarket, in front of yer granny - wrong


Damn.

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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:45 pm

Wolverine Mutant wrote:
Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.

Good point. I didn't, actually, even know this thread existed until I saw a reference to it in another forum.
Thank you for your calm approach to explaining, as opposed to just slamming me. I appreciate it. :)

If you don't mind me asking: What other forum?
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby bedub1 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:50 pm

of course not
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Re:

Postby Gillipig on Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:22 pm

debra79 wrote:What a freaking stupid thing to put in a movie :-s
In answer to the question: Yes, it's dead wrong, and those who do it are going to go blind and straight to hell! :twisted:

Wow I'm gonna be in good company in hell then :D .
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:11 pm

Skittles! wrote:
hecter wrote:I've masturbated 3 times today. All while watching a woman on webcam masturbate. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right! Now if you excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do...

I don't even wank once a week.


Seriously??
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby natty dread on Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:20 pm

Masturbating is absolutely completely natural and nothing to be shamed about. Everyone does it, whoever says that he/she doesn't is a big fat LIAR.

Besides which, it's fun.

Who wants to ban masturbation? Well, mostly the fundamentalist religious nutcases, who are hell bent on controlling your thoughts. I have nothing against religion, but when they start pointing fingers, saying you're evil & perverted and going to hell for doing something which is very natural for humans to do, eg. sex, masturbation, self-expression, then there's something very much wrong about them.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Skittles! on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:20 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
hecter wrote:I've masturbated 3 times today. All while watching a woman on webcam masturbate. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right! Now if you excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do...

I don't even wank once a week.


Seriously??

Yeah, srsly. Way too lazy.
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby Wolverine Mutant on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:29 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Wolverine Mutant wrote:
Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.

Good point. I didn't, actually, even know this thread existed until I saw a reference to it in another forum.
Thank you for your calm approach to explaining, as opposed to just slamming me. I appreciate it. :)

If you don't mind me asking: What other forum?

The Jesus Freaks group forum. :P ;)
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Re: Masturbation- is it wrong?

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:54 am

Wolverine Mutant wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
Wolverine Mutant wrote:
Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.

Good point. I didn't, actually, even know this thread existed until I saw a reference to it in another forum.
Thank you for your calm approach to explaining, as opposed to just slamming me. I appreciate it. :)

If you don't mind me asking: What other forum?

The Jesus Freaks group forum. :P ;)

:-/ And here I'd been hoping CC might have another thread as famous as the pokeporn.
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