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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Fri May 02, 2008 2:15 pm

suggs wrote:Wont have a word said aginst:

a) Sexy Sam ;)
b) Islington, which i sone of the coolest parts of London.

So reaarange the following sentence: Off Twat You Bugger.


Bugger me please. Twat off you.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri May 02, 2008 2:24 pm

[quote=

So reaarange the following sentence: Off Twat You Bugger.[/quote]

Umm 'You Bugger, twat Off?

Seriously, yes I do know Islington, I was merely indulging in some Lundunner stereotypeing - being a cockney meself.

And I'm sure that Sam has never really half-inched a melon or a nana in his life.

Talking of "nana", do you realise that if the 80's group Bananarama shared the same grandmother, and she liked bananas, they'd be Bananarama's Nanna's nanas?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 02, 2008 11:31 pm

Bananas.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri May 02, 2008 11:40 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I like to "play with" Bananas.


--Andy

MUCH better.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat May 03, 2008 12:16 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Talking of "nana", do you realise that if the 80's group Bananarama shared the same grandmother, and she liked bananas, they'd be Bananarama's Nanna's nanas?


..and if she liked bananas so much she had a banana design on her pajamas, they'd be "Bananarama's nanna's nana jamas"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun May 04, 2008 8:51 pm

Bananas?


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby gimil on Sun May 04, 2008 8:53 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Bananas?


--Andy


Sorry guys someone must of left the foundry door open again. . .
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun May 04, 2008 10:42 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Bananas?


--Andy



No, pajamas.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Tue May 06, 2008 9:42 am

Banana's in pyjama's???
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue May 06, 2008 10:19 am

diddle wrote:Banana's in pyjama's???


Well, it is Tuesday.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue May 06, 2008 3:50 pm

acid dream
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 07, 2008 11:14 am

It's no longer Tuesday. And you know what they call today...

Banana Day.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby t-o-m on Wed May 07, 2008 11:50 am

AndyDufresne wrote:It's no longer Tuesday. And you know what they call today...

Banana Day.


--Andy

why d'you like bananas so much?
is it coz you dont have a banana? :roll: (you know what kinda banana im talking about!)
8-)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed May 07, 2008 12:08 pm

oh, but andy's banana is huge(for a chimps)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby t-o-m on Wed May 07, 2008 12:17 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:oh, but andy's banana is huge(for a chimps)

that means tiny in our terms then :P
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 07, 2008 1:14 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:It's no longer Tuesday. And you know what they call today...

Banana Day.


--Andy


OK OK. [distracts wolf and steals banana}

gives banana to Andy
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 07, 2008 1:14 pm

Hey, wolf! the monkey stole your banana! :-^
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby t-o-m on Wed May 07, 2008 1:47 pm

no wolf it was jonesthecurl!
im such a party pooper arnt i :twisted:
jonesthecurl wrote:[distracts wolf and steals banana}

what were you doing touching wolf's banana? :shock:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 07, 2008 2:03 pm

Y'know, if you look at my pic, you'll see that I am the model for the smilies. Beware in case I vent my wrath by adding inappropriate smilies to all your posts! [-X
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed May 07, 2008 2:33 pm

t-o-m wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:[distracts wolf and steals banana}

what were you doing touching wolf's banana? :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

change touching for rubbing
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 07, 2008 3:53 pm

t-o-m wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:It's no longer Tuesday. And you know what they call today...

Banana Day.


--Andy

why d'you like bananas so much?
is it coz you dont have a banana? :roll: (you know what kinda banana im talking about!)
8-)


I have a feeling your Mad. Map may unfortunately be murdered and thrown into the Foundry Furnace :)


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby t-o-m on Wed May 07, 2008 4:47 pm

it was a joke lol, im not mad!
and my map's inactive for the mo coz if u read the title it is "on hold", some people have other things to do other than update maps 24/7...just busy l8ly
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed May 07, 2008 4:48 pm

diddle wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
diddle wrote:We had a good rate going, but now I feel there is nothing to spur us on, morale is low....



I thought you were leaving.

I have, I'm just returning to finish one mafia and post in this thread and the Thread which must not be named.


But...but...You can't leave. This thread needs all the help it can get.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed May 07, 2008 4:52 pm

gimil wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Bananas?


--Andy


Sorry guys someone must of left the foundry door open again. . .


Don't worry about it. We can't ban Andy from this thread. He's not only one of the original group but he was on the 1st page. That practically makes him a god.
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