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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:45 am

strike wolf wrote:Ah man, I was hoping that they would decide to stay with you forever so that you could continue to tell us about their crazy stories.



Ha Ha, you are a sadist!

But here's one last one.

They arrived on a Wednesday night.

Friday:
Tad: Is it the Weekend already? Dew, but time goes quick.
Mum: Mmm.

Monday:
Tad: I don't know, Monday already! Time just whizzes by.
Mum. I know.

Tuesday:
Tad: We've been here almost a week! Christ, the time is flying by!
Mum: Eh?

Thursday:
Tad: Four days left. Sometimes the days go so quick!
Mum: Yes, we go home on Tuesday.

Saturday:
Tad: It'll be time to go home home soon. Dew, Dew, it's just going so quick.
Mum: What?

Monday:
Tad: Goodbye son. It's gone in a flash!
Mum: I don't think your father realises how quickly the time goes sometimes...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby johnnyrotten on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:41 pm

I haven't even been mentioned since I last posted. *sigh* :(

And this thread has turned WAAAAYYYYY too sensible recently. Sort it out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:12 pm

Johnny Rotten wears a rotten johnny.
There, insults, nonsense, and a mention all in one go.
Good,huh?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:19 pm

I'm sorry Johnny, we'll try better next time. In other news, I have just started reading "Firestarter" by Stephen King. Just finished the Mander's farm portion. Crazy book kind of seems like it's Steven King's take on science fiction. Anyone else read it?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:22 pm

Not a Stephen King fan, though I sold lots when I had a games shop and started selling books that appealed to gamers.
Currently re-reading George R R Martin's "Ice and Fire" series, and hoping that he'll finish writing the next volume before I get to end of the current stuff (he'll need to hurry though).
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Knight of Orient on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:26 pm

Im a fan of the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind
you are entitled to your opinion...
that doesnt mean its right
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:22 pm

Knight of Orient wrote:Im a fan of the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind


Not familiar with that. Series or Author.

one of my favourite things about moving to the US is that I can get lots of books by LLoyd Alexander, one of my favourite authors. For years, I only had his "Prydain" series. Five books. now I have about 20.

One of my unfavourite things about moving to the US is that I had to leave about three quarters of my books behind. I brought about 1,000. But between library sales and school fundraisers, and a few I've paid full price for, the numbers are going up again. I'd guess I've bought around 200 books since I've been here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:22 pm

Oh. and BTW,



Johnny Rotten is rotten.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:19 am

I've always liked what I've read from Stephen King but for whatever reason I've never seemed to finish any of his books. Got about 3 chapters into Carrie and then lost it at the beach. Started to read The Shining, decided to put it off because of schoolwork and have never gotten back to it. Tried to get into The Stand and never finished. and so on and so forth. I'm hoping I can at least get half-way through with this one.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby gho on Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:20 am

the longest thread is not the longest thread? Which book did the idea for the age of merchants and age of realms come from?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby gimil on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:10 am

gho wrote:the longest thread is not the longest thread? Which book did the idea for the age of merchants and age of realms come from?


DiMtopia.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:43 pm

gho wrote:the longest thread is not the longest thread? Which book did the idea for the age of merchants and age of realms come from?


Yes it is.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:12 pm

Hrmpf, **Eats a banana.**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:33 pm

I was watching Alton Brown's Good Eats with the recipe for banana ice cream in last night. Next time I have a bit of spare time, i'm going to have a go at that.

If you're passing through NJ, Andy, I'll save ya a bowlful.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:00 am

Sorry I haven't been posting, I think I'm really on to something here and it's taking up all my time. Can't tell you what it is because if they knew I was on to it I might go hush hush. I'll meet you back here 24 hours.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:26 am

Ooooh, intriguing.


This thread is Huge.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby cowboyz on Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:46 am

Crabs taste bad
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Tremble on Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:57 am

THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE TO THE CAUSE, IN HOPE OF CLAIMING A SMALL PART OF WORLD DOMINATION WHEN THIS DOES BECOME AN INFINITLY LONG THREAD, I AND ALL THE REST WILL BE A PART OF IT!!! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>




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I THINK THIS SHOULD MAKE IT LOOK LONGER SO...........





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TIME FOR ME TO GO EAT NOW!! :mrgreen:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Tremble on Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:02 am

actually now that i see i am on page like almost 2 thousand, i sorta wish i was on page 1, so everybody that came to the page would see mine, cause in honesty, who the f*ck wil ever luck at page 1876 of a thread(or watever page i am on) but ah well( :-({|= :-({|= ) at least im doin something. better than nothing! ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Tremble on Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:03 am

actually now that i see i am on page like almost 2 thousand, i sorta wish i was on page 1, so everybody that came to the page would see mine, cause in honesty, who the f*ck wil ever luck at page 1876 of a thread(or watever page i am on) but ah well( :-({|= :-({|= ) at least im doin something. better than nothing! ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:26 am

You could be rescueing drowning orphans.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby william18 on Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:32 am

Yeah!!! >:(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:36 pm

diddle wrote:You could be rescueing drowning orphans.


Or you could be drowning rescued orphans.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:38 pm

cowboyz wrote:Crabs taste bad


And lobster is way over-rated. In fact,s as molluscs and crustaceans go, I only really like scallops. And occasionally a snail.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:41 pm

Hate crab, lobsters all right.

By the way, I'm being watched. Not as we speak but there is a gray van parked across the street and a guy with binoculars in it. They haven't bugged me yet though so maybe they think I'm just full of hot air.
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