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Re: Football (real)

Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:28 pm

Rangers 4 Motherwell 1 :D =D>


Naismith, Davis, Miller, Weiss.

getting beat 0-1 at half-time, equalised straight after the break and then 3 goals in 5 minutes and it was all over. 8 out of 8 now.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby cena-rules on Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:44 pm

Boro. Shit. f*ck off Strachan.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby pmchugh on Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:35 pm

Screw you cena, i like strachan. :P
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:17 am

pmchugh wrote:Screw you cena, i like strachan. :P


And so do Sunderland fans... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Stockport 2-1 Barnet

First home win of the season, f*ck, the first home win since February. Came back from a goal down, and the winner was scored by...........

.......Robbie Willams :lol: :lol:
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Re: Football (real)

Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:35 am

Blackpool 2 Man City 3 :D

Tevez 2, Silva.


a few decisions went our way and we didn't play that great at times, but winning at places like Blackpool when not playing great is what we need to do. if Blackpool play like that all season, they shouldn't go down.

Tevez scored 28 out of his last 30 starts for City now. a great goal by Silva aswell. =D>
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Re: Football (real)

Postby sdh on Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:05 pm

Strachan is finall sacked! :D =D>
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:56 am

sdh wrote:Strachan is finall sacked! :D =D>


Resigned, tore up his own contract apparently :lol: . He obviously regrets going to a second rate club. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Krissan on Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:04 pm

Who pooped in Rooney's shoes?
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Re: Football (real)

Postby cena-rules on Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:47 am

Gypsys Kiss wrote:
sdh wrote:Strachan is finall sacked! :D =D>


Resigned, tore up his own contract apparently :lol: . He obviously regrets going to a second rate club. :lol: :lol:


Don't tell me he's still beating himself up for joining Celtic ;)
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Lord and Master on Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:30 pm

Krissan wrote:Who pooped in Rooney's shoes?

I will be doing soon, the cheeky fat ungrateful little scouse piss-ant. How very well dare he question Man United! Who in their right mind would have the unadulterated gall to "seek assurances" from one of the most successful footy teams ever! He struggled in Ronaldo's shadow for a few years, had ONE season where he got a reasonable number of goals, played absolutely sh*te in the World Cup and now thinks he's some kind of unstoppable "Brand" WHAT A TWAT!!!!! Graarrggghh!!! I hope United sell him to the highest bidder, hopefully City actually, 'cos then the gormless twat will go out on the piss in Manchester again where he will get his f*cking come-uppance... Ankles, shins, knees, thighs, hips, shoulders, upper-arms, elbows, fore-arms, wrists, fingers, toes and f*cking jaw all smashed to fucking smithereens.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Krissan on Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:16 am

Lord+Master wrote:
Krissan wrote:Who pooped in Rooney's shoes?

I will be doing soon, the cheeky fat ungrateful little scouse piss-ant. How very well dare he question Man United! Who in their right mind would have the unadulterated gall to "seek assurances" from one of the most successful footy teams ever! He struggled in Ronaldo's shadow for a few years, had ONE season where he got a reasonable number of goals, played absolutely sh*te in the World Cup and now thinks he's some kind of unstoppable "Brand" WHAT A TWAT!!!!! Graarrggghh!!! I hope United sell him to the highest bidder, hopefully City actually, 'cos then the gormless twat will go out on the piss in Manchester again where he will get his f*cking come-uppance... Ankles, shins, knees, thighs, hips, shoulders, upper-arms, elbows, fore-arms, wrists, fingers, toes and f*cking jaw all smashed to fucking smithereens.
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God, I love football.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby sdh on Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:25 am

Lord+Master wrote:
Krissan wrote:Who pooped in Rooney's shoes?

I will be doing soon, the cheeky fat ungrateful little scouse piss-ant. How very well dare he question Man United! Who in their right mind would have the unadulterated gall to "seek assurances" from one of the most successful footy teams ever! He struggled in Ronaldo's shadow for a few years, had ONE season where he got a reasonable number of goals, played absolutely sh*te in the World Cup and now thinks he's some kind of unstoppable "Brand" WHAT A TWAT!!!!! Graarrggghh!!! I hope United sell him to the highest bidder, hopefully City actually, 'cos then the gormless twat will go out on the piss in Manchester again where he will get his f*cking come-uppance... Ankles, shins, knees, thighs, hips, shoulders, upper-arms, elbows, fore-arms, wrists, fingers, toes and f*cking jaw all smashed to fucking smithereens.
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The greedy bastard wants more money, any crap about United being unable to compete or attract big players is just an excuse.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:30 am

Lord+Master wrote:
Krissan wrote:Who pooped in Rooney's shoes?

I will be doing soon, the cheeky fat ungrateful little scouse piss-ant. How very well dare he question Man United! Who in their right mind would have the unadulterated gall to "seek assurances" from one of the most successful footy teams ever! He struggled in Ronaldo's shadow for a few years, had ONE season where he got a reasonable number of goals, played absolutely sh*te in the World Cup and now thinks he's some kind of unstoppable "Brand" WHAT A TWAT!!!!! Graarrggghh!!! I hope United sell him to the highest bidder, hopefully City actually, 'cos then the gormless twat will go out on the piss in Manchester again where he will get his f*cking come-uppance... Ankles, shins, knees, thighs, hips, shoulders, upper-arms, elbows, fore-arms, wrists, fingers, toes and f*cking jaw all smashed to fucking smithereens.
Granny-shagging cunt-faced prick.



Its good to see you are not bitter or anything.....
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Lord and Master on Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:16 am

Gypsys Kiss wrote:
Lord+Master wrote:
Krissan wrote:Who pooped in Rooney's shoes?

I will be doing soon, the cheeky fat ungrateful little scouse piss-ant. How very well dare he question Man United! Who in their right mind would have the unadulterated gall to "seek assurances" from one of the most successful footy teams ever! He struggled in Ronaldo's shadow for a few years, had ONE season where he got a reasonable number of goals, played absolutely sh*te in the World Cup and now thinks he's some kind of unstoppable "Brand" WHAT A TWAT!!!!! Graarrggghh!!! I hope United sell him to the highest bidder, hopefully City actually, 'cos then the gormless twat will go out on the piss in Manchester again where he will get his f*cking come-uppance... Ankles, shins, knees, thighs, hips, shoulders, upper-arms, elbows, fore-arms, wrists, fingers, toes and f*cking jaw all smashed to fucking smithereens.
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Its good to see you are not bitter or anything.....

LoL yeah... He's only gone and signed a new deal now! The short-sighted buffoon, it's too late for him now, he's alienated a lot of fans and enraged more! Sold to City in Jan, they seem to be collecting our rejects ;)
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Re: Football (real)

Postby cena-rules on Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:32 pm

Pompey are set to be liquidated!

As much as I feel sorry for them, it shows the downsides of foreign owners

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Re: Football (real)

Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:38 pm

Lord+Master wrote:
Gypsys Kiss wrote:
Lord+Master wrote:
Krissan wrote:Who pooped in Rooney's shoes?

I will be doing soon, the cheeky fat ungrateful little scouse piss-ant. How very well dare he question Man United! Who in their right mind would have the unadulterated gall to "seek assurances" from one of the most successful footy teams ever! He struggled in Ronaldo's shadow for a few years, had ONE season where he got a reasonable number of goals, played absolutely sh*te in the World Cup and now thinks he's some kind of unstoppable "Brand" WHAT A TWAT!!!!! Graarrggghh!!! I hope United sell him to the highest bidder, hopefully City actually, 'cos then the gormless twat will go out on the piss in Manchester again where he will get his f*cking come-uppance... Ankles, shins, knees, thighs, hips, shoulders, upper-arms, elbows, fore-arms, wrists, fingers, toes and f*cking jaw all smashed to fucking smithereens.
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Its good to see you are not bitter or anything.....

LoL yeah... He's only gone and signed a new deal now! The short-sighted buffoon, it's too late for him now, he's alienated a lot of fans and enraged more! Sold to City in Jan, they seem to be collecting our rejects ;)



you're "reject" that we didn't pay you a penny for is doing fine for us.


Fergie Fergie sign him up.
Fergie sign him up.



Rangers 1 Valencia 1

Edu.

well bollocks, shit load of chances a few open nets missed, but probably would of settled for a point before the game.


Man City 3 Lech Poznan 1 :D

Adebayor 3.


about time he had half a decent game, even still he could/should of had 6. Silva was man of the match in my book, getting better and better. Adam johnson look fine once again, but SWP was fooking abismal.

I think the Polish had a few too many Vodkas during the day as they were bonkers.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby pmchugh on Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:51 am

It appears that Sky sports news has changed its name to Wayne Rooney news

Anyhow, old firm tommorow cannae wait!
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Re: Football (real)

Postby nietzsche on Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:03 pm

How do you guys have seen Chicharito Hernandez? Do you think he can stay with Man Utd ?
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Re: Football (real)

Postby JoshyBoy on Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:12 pm

Wayne Rooney has played United for the fools that they are. He could of asked for £250,000 a week and they would have given it to him. Well played Wayne, £46 million + in wages over the next five years plus bonuses... I am dissapointed in Sir Alex. I would of thought he would have been stronger and given Rooney a kick up the arse.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Iliad on Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:51 pm

I've heard rumours that the entire Wayne Rooney fiasco was orchestrated to take the attention off his prostitute scandal.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby JoshyBoy on Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:36 pm

Probably true. It was also probably used to rip off thousands of punters in bookies all around the country.

What a joke. I hope the next game he plays somebody lunges in a snaps both his f*cking legs.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:05 pm

pmchugh wrote:Anyhow, old firm tommorow cannae wait!





Sellick 1 RANGERS3 :D :D :D =D> =D> =D>


Loovens (og), Miller 2(1 pen).


now I've been at work so I've not seen the game. I've been informed(by a Sellick fan on here) that it was an extremely dodgy penalty and 2 cock ups by their defence. it should of been a draw(he said). all I know we won 3-1 at the shit hole and are now top 3 points clear. :D Kenny Miller has 13 SPL goals already this season now after only 9 games. :shock:


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if they go to Dublin we will follow on.

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now on to the sad news of the day.

Man City 0 Arsenal 3 :(

Boyata was sent off after only 5 minutes and then we were fucked. to play a team as good as Arsenal with 10 men for that long without conceding takes a mammoth effort and even though Joe Hart saved a pen it was all in vain.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Lord and Master on Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:22 am

nietzsche wrote:How do you guys have seen Chicharito Hernandez? Do you think he can stay with Man Utd ?

He's a great little player, definitely a very good addition to the team, long may he continue!
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Re: Football (real)

Postby JoshyBoy on Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:39 am

DAZMCFC wrote:now on to the sad news of the day.

Man City 0 Arsenal 3 :(

Boyata was sent off after only 5 minutes and then we were fucked. to play a team as good as Arsenal with 10 men for that long without conceding takes a mammoth effort and even though Joe Hart saved a pen it was all in vain.


Sad news? Sad news??!?? That's f*cking brilliant news!

Man City did really well with 10 men, but they were always going to lose. Great display from Fabianski, but I think we'd rather have your super keeper. Poor penalty from Cesc, but over all, a cracking performance made a lot easier by that sending off.

Luckiest man of the weekend... Gary Neville.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby nietzsche on Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:49 pm

goooooooooooooooaaaal chicharooooouu
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