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Postby Kahless on Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:48 am

who paraded her assets at school (2)
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Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:05 am

oh what a fine pair she had (3)
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Postby Kahless on Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:14 am

she inherited them from her dad (4)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:13 am

They made all of us stare and drool. [5] =P~




There once was a stripper called Kelly, [1]
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:13 am

She liked to dance on the telly (2)
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Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:14 am

she had a shaven crack (3)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:27 am

And a short stack (4)
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Postby Kahless on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:28 am

along with a big hairy belly (5)

There was a young man from Uranus (1)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:32 am

Who came to these forums to flame us, [2]
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Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:33 am

he did not like what he saw (3)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:36 am

So we showed him the door, [4]
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Postby Kahless on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:43 am

And the judge said his crime was most heinous (5)

There was an old man from Dumbarton (1)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:46 am

Who had difficulty getting a hard on, [2]
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:38 am

so he got his groove on (3)
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Well I'm back in black/Yes, I'm back in black

That's right, I'M BACK! hopefully to stay this time!
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Postby Genghis Khant on Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:23 pm

....resurrection time....
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Postby Genghis Khant on Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:24 pm

When Jesus was nailed to the cross, [1]
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Postby Chad22342 on Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:02 pm

He was shown who was boss. [2]
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Postby Genghis Khant on Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:10 pm

But after three days, [3]
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Postby Chad22342 on Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:26 pm

He went to catch some strays.
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Postby Genghis Khant on Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:34 pm

Who else would give a toss? [5]



I built a magnificent machine, [1]
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Postby Chad22342 on Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:40 pm

That could rip out a man's spleen. [2]
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Postby Genghis Khant on Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:24 pm

I sold it last week, [3]
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Postby Raceinvader on Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:00 pm

To a very rich sheik (4)
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Postby Huguenots on Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:04 pm

this thread is very bleak 5




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Postby Chad22342 on Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:33 pm

about a girl and a hitcher [2]
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