the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[jonesthecurl]

Hey, I've not seen you around here before. Welcome.

[strike wolf]

..and double heating bill.

We must end this! Okay, you go in and tell them that you found out their plot and demand your money back. When the guy inevitably tries to run, I'll cut him off.

[diddle]

Hey, I've not seen you around here before. Welcome.

That was both predictable, and painful. I'm dissapointed.

[jonesthecurl]

Hey, I've not seen you around here before. Welcome.

That was both predictable, and painful. I'm dissapointed.

Typical newcomer response.

[diddle]

Hey, I've not seen you around here before. Welcome.

That was both predictable, and painful. I'm dissapointed.

Typical newcomer response.

You did not just call me a newcomer!

*Picks up rolling pin and throws down apron*

[strike wolf]

[jonesthecurl]

Wotcha doin in the kitchen? that's MY domain. [speaks in dalek voice, whirls eggwhisk at Diddly-poo] EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

[jonesthecurl]

If you can't stand the beater, stay out of the kitchen...

[pimpdave]

Beater? But I hardly even know her!

[strike wolf]

Apparently there's some incident in pimp's past that we aren't aware of.

[jonesthecurl]

I know what he beats...

[strike wolf]

Well that's a story for another time.

[strike wolf]

It just occured to me that I forgot my comment moment of the week so anyways,

I bring you Strike wolf's shallow moment of the week.

As you might know I was at the Falcon's game yesterday and looking at the cheerleaders I realized that despite being hot almost all of them were extremely flat-chested.

This has been strike wolf's shallow moment of the week.

[targetman377]

well i am back home in Minnesota so boring

[autoload]

I Just watched BOLT!!!!!!

Usain Bolt?

[autoload]

Hey, I've not seen you around here before. Welcome.

That was both predictable, and painful. I'm dissapointed.

I agree.

[jonesthecurl]

It just occured to me that I forgot my comment moment of the week so anyways,

I bring you Strike wolf's shallow moment of the week.

As you might know I was at the Falcon's game yesterday and looking at the cheerleaders I realized that despite being hot almost all of them were extremely flat-chested.

This has been strike wolf's shallow moment of the week.

The curlson has a Falcon's sweatshirt which I bought him when I went to Atlanta. He supports that team, I'm guessing 'cos various frinds told him they were the best.

Or maybe he got a card with his bubble gum.

[strike wolf]

well i am back home in Minnesota so boring

It's about to get a lot less boring. *anonymously informs CIA of Target's location* Consider it a warm-up.

[jonesthecurl]

[shows wolfie a dictionary]
[points to meaning of "anonymously"]

[strike wolf]

Shh!

[targetman377]

well i am back home in Minnesota so boring

It's about to get a lot less boring. *anonymously informs CIA of Target's location* Consider it a warm-up.

DAM!!!!!! i totaly forgot i was hidding. *knock knock knock* dam need to run and clear my cumputers hold on *knock knock knock open up police* man i dont think i can run dam. *bang bang bang bang* shit holy f*ck got to run!!!!

[jonesthecurl]

well done, strike. Boredom solved for target.

You know, if he didn't always wear that t-shirt with a bull's-eye on it, it might make life easier for him...

[diddle]

Thats beautiful.

[jonesthecurl]

I don't think calling yourself "target" when Thy are out to get you helps either - it's like carrying stolen goods around in a bag marked "SWAG".

[strike wolf]

Very true. Anyways, I saw the craziest thing. I woke up really early this morning before the sun had risen and went to get something to eat. So I'm coming up to a light and it turns red so I stop and there's a fox waiting at the side of the road. Not only that but as soon as the crosswalk light comes on for people to cross, the fox starts walking across the street casually looks over in my direction and keeps going.