the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[diddle]

Very true. Anyways, I saw the craziest thing. I woke up really early this morning before the sun had risen and went to get something to eat. So I'm coming up to a light and it turns red so I stop and there's a fox waiting at the side of the road. Not only that but as soon as the crosswalk light comes on for people to cross, the fox starts walking across the street casually looks over in my direction and keeps going.

Would've been so much cooler if it was a wolf. Or a pack of wolves. Or a unicorn.

[strike wolf]

Very true. Anyways, I saw the craziest thing. I woke up really early this morning before the sun had risen and went to get something to eat. So I'm coming up to a light and it turns red so I stop and there's a fox waiting at the side of the road. Not only that but as soon as the crosswalk light comes on for people to cross, the fox starts walking across the street casually looks over in my direction and keeps going.

Would've been so much cooler if it was a wolf. Or a pack of wolves. Or a unicorn.

Very true but it was still rather surprising. Made me think I was still dreaming for a second.

[diddle]

Very true. Anyways, I saw the craziest thing. I woke up really early this morning before the sun had risen and went to get something to eat. So I'm coming up to a light and it turns red so I stop and there's a fox waiting at the side of the road. Not only that but as soon as the crosswalk light comes on for people to cross, the fox starts walking across the street casually looks over in my direction and keeps going.

Would've been so much cooler if it was a wolf. Or a pack of wolves. Or a unicorn.

Very true but it was still rather surprising. Made me think I was still dreaming for a second.

I hear hallucinogenic drugs have that effect aswell.

[strike wolf]

Yes but I don't do drugs (except for alcohol) so I highly doubt that was the case.

[jonesthecurl]

Very true. Anyways, I saw the craziest thing. I woke up really early this morning before the sun had risen and went to get something to eat. So I'm coming up to a light and it turns red so I stop and there's a fox waiting at the side of the road. Not only that but as soon as the crosswalk light comes on for people to cross, the fox starts walking across the street casually looks over in my direction and keeps going.

Back when I used to live in Southamton I went out with some mates one night. They went on to a club or something and I walked home on my own. Near the railway station, I encountered a very young fox cub. He was as interested in me as I was in him, and after a while he actually came over to me touched me with his nose. At that point another pedestrian appeared, and said loudly "wow!" - and the cub ran to him and tried to bite him. Shortly after, both the pedestrian and the fo cub ran away (in different directions).

[diddle]

Yes but I don't do drugs (except for alcohol) so I highly doubt that was the case.

You say you were asleep? You could of been spiked.

[strike wolf]

Not really, I was in my own house so I find that exceedingly unlikely.

[targetman377]

Not really, I was in my own house so I find that exceedingly unlikely.

but as we found out early there are more than you in your house. Jones could have drunged you?

[jonesthecurl]

shh

[diddle]

Be open to every opportunity strike. That is the lesson learnt here.

[targetman377]

well done, strike. Boredom solved for target.

You know, if he didn't always wear that t-shirt with a bull's-eye on it, it might make life easier for him...

I do that because if i am the *BANG BANG BANG* (sorry had to kill 10 men) alright where was i. oh i do that because they never ecpect the one that is so obveose. Right See i think out side the box. For example if you are looking for a murder in a crowd who do you choose A: man were sweatshrit with hood blending in and you cant see his face. B: drunk hobo C: Man in a waldo shrit D: man wearing a shrit that say i killed a man in large letters. I think A.

[jonesthecurl]

...depends if he's holding a gun and shouting "I DID IT! I SHOT HIM!" or not.

[targetman377]

...depends if he's holding a gun and shouting "I DID IT! I SHOT HIM!" or not.

well i am not that crazy no shouting for me.

[targetman377]

Very true. Anyways, I saw the craziest thing. I woke up really early this morning before the sun had risen and went to get something to eat. So I'm coming up to a light and it turns red so I stop and there's a fox waiting at the side of the road. Not only that but as soon as the crosswalk light comes on for people to cross, the fox starts walking across the street casually looks over in my direction and keeps going.

Well lone wolf i hate to say this but that fox you saw. Well it was no fox i looked into the government files and found out that that fox is one of the spies they got tagged on you. YEAH crazy its a robot but it follows you everwhere sorry man. Just though i would let you know.

[strike wolf]

Nope I already killed the fox you're talking about. Besides it's the eagle-bot that's following me right now. They just don't know I've figured it out yet.

[strike wolf]

Not really, I was in my own house so I find that exceedingly unlikely.

but as we found out early there are more than you in your house. Jones could have drunged you?

That's laughable, Jones is living in a hotel for the time being and I already got the locks changed.

[jonesthecurl]

Yeah, but now I get breakfast cooked for me.
And the room cleaned.

[strike wolf]

Yeah, but now I get breakfast cooked for me.
And the room cleaned.

Not to mention I'm still paying for it.

[jonesthecurl]

Ha ha, wait till you get the bill for the late-night porno films. And I slept through half of them just to annnoy you!

[strike wolf]

Ha ha! The joke's on you, I made it clear that all the movies would be charged to you.

[jonesthecurl]

...have you seen your credit card lately?

[strike wolf]

*Takes out wallet, realizes all my credit cards are missing.*

[targetman377]

*Takes out wallet, realizes all my credit cards are missing.*

laughs cause i have them.

[strike wolf]

*laughs remembering that I didn't have any credit cards to begin with.*

All I have is a...Oh shit. WAIT! DONT USE IT!

*runs after target catching up just in time to see him swipe the card and get sucked down a hole.*

[muy_thaiguy]

Strike, you missed an AWESOME concert. AC/DC was GREAT!