the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

It already went through your helmet so i say it'll make it.

you shot my shoulder though

*TARGET RETURNS FROM A CLASSIFIED MISSION takes both of you Sits you down in two oppisit connres and make you think about what you did. Until you have been punished enough than makes you two shake hands AND hug and make up.

Dispatched the curlette's guest now - the curlson's friend is still here, still making lots of noise (he's a younger kid, from next door).

We're thinking of all going to see the 3D version of Bolt, which is on in the next town, later today.

Yesterday Mrs Curl visited with various old friends in the UK and they all phoned us up after getting home from a curry, while getting themselfves on the outside of a bottle of wine or two... it sounded like fun. Later today Mrs Curl moves on to Paris on business, via the Chunnel.

Sleepovers they are sooo soooo much fun are they not. Parnents that do them are the best!!!!! By the way because i know both of your kids did NOT do it yet FROM THE KID IN ME AND ALL KIDS THANK YOU .

What's up today? Am I the only one here? Is everyone ignoring this thread? Why the hell am I asking so many questions?

Sorry lone wolf went long story short version
FRIDAY: start: river falls go to twin cities back to river falls back to twin cites back to river falls back that took an 1 hour each way than from river falls IN THE SNOW oppisit side of twin cites IN RUSH HOUR THROUGH TWIN CITES 3 hours!!!!! PARTY. Got two drunk passed out
SATERDAY: WOKE up at 3 am parted till 6 AM went to sleep tell 11AM drove 45 min home (IN TWIN CITIES) than helped put up christmas tree in our house: also felt really really sick watched hankock went to sleep early!!!!
SUNDAY: woke up late went to TRANS SIBERAN ORCAHSTRA GREAT CONCERT I LOVE THEM drove back here TYPEING THIS NOW future wite rought draft paper.

[strike wolf]

It already went through your helmet so i say it'll make it.

you shot my shoulder though

When I shot off your fake ear.

[strike wolf]

It already went through your helmet so i say it'll make it.

you shot my shoulder though

*TARGET RETURNS FROM A CLASSIFIED MISSION takes both of you Sits you down in two oppisit connres and make you think about what you did. Until you have been punished enough than makes you two shake hands AND hug and make up.

Dispatched the curlette's guest now - the curlson's friend is still here, still making lots of noise (he's a younger kid, from next door).

We're thinking of all going to see the 3D version of Bolt, which is on in the next town, later today.

Yesterday Mrs Curl visited with various old friends in the UK and they all phoned us up after getting home from a curry, while getting themselfves on the outside of a bottle of wine or two... it sounded like fun. Later today Mrs Curl moves on to Paris on business, via the Chunnel.

Sleepovers they are sooo soooo much fun are they not. Parnents that do them are the best!!!!! By the way because i know both of your kids did NOT do it yet FROM THE KID IN ME AND ALL KIDS THANK YOU .

What's up today? Am I the only one here? Is everyone ignoring this thread? Why the hell am I asking so many questions?

Sorry lone wolf went long story short version
FRIDAY: start: river falls go to twin cities back to river falls back to twin cites back to river falls back that took an 1 hour each way than from river falls IN THE SNOW oppisit side of twin cites IN RUSH HOUR THROUGH TWIN CITES 3 hours!!!!! PARTY. Got two drunk passed out
SATERDAY: WOKE up at 3 am parted till 6 AM went to sleep tell 11AM drove 45 min home (IN TWIN CITIES) than helped put up christmas tree in our house: also felt really really sick watched hankock went to sleep early!!!!
SUNDAY: woke up late went to TRANS SIBERAN ORCAHSTRA GREAT CONCERT I LOVE THEM drove back here TYPEING THIS NOW future wite rought draft paper.

First part of post. Come on it was only in jest.

Second part of post: No comment

Final part of post: Mind rephrasing those first two sentences please?

[jonesthecurl]

Actually my kids are sometimes sickeningly polite.

They say "Thank You" as often as well-mannered Brits are taught to say it (far more than US people, which can make Brits think you're impolite at times), and also reply to every "Thank You" with "you're welcome", as polite persons in the US do (but which never happens in the UK - you just wait for your next opportunity to say "thank you". This can cause US persons to think that Brits are ungrateful.)

UK style:
Hand item to cashier. Cashier says "thank you".
Cashier rings up sale. Hands bill to customer. Customer says "thank you".
Customer hands over credit card. Cashier says "thank you"".
Cashier asks customer to enter pin code. Customer does so. Cashier says "thank you".
Cashier gives card back with receipt. Customer says "thank you".
Cashier bags item gies it to customer. Customer says "thank you".

US Style:
Customer hand item to cashier, cahier hands bill to customer, customer hands over credit card, cashier requests pin number, customer supplies it, cashier gives customer item, credit card and recipt. Customer says "thank you". Cashier says "you're welcome. have a good one." Customer (possibly) says "you too".

[targetman377]

It already went through your helmet so i say it'll make it.

you shot my shoulder though

*TARGET RETURNS FROM A CLASSIFIED MISSION takes both of you Sits you down in two oppisit connres and make you think about what you did. Until you have been punished enough than makes you two shake hands AND hug and make up.

Dispatched the curlette's guest now - the curlson's friend is still here, still making lots of noise (he's a younger kid, from next door).

We're thinking of all going to see the 3D version of Bolt, which is on in the next town, later today.

Yesterday Mrs Curl visited with various old friends in the UK and they all phoned us up after getting home from a curry, while getting themselfves on the outside of a bottle of wine or two... it sounded like fun. Later today Mrs Curl moves on to Paris on business, via the Chunnel.

Sleepovers they are sooo soooo much fun are they not. Parnents that do them are the best!!!!! By the way because i know both of your kids did NOT do it yet FROM THE KID IN ME AND ALL KIDS THANK YOU .

What's up today? Am I the only one here? Is everyone ignoring this thread? Why the hell am I asking so many questions?

Sorry lone wolf went long story short version
FRIDAY: start: river falls go to twin cities back to river falls back to twin cites back to river falls back that took an 1 hour each way than from river falls IN THE SNOW oppisit side of twin cites IN RUSH HOUR THROUGH TWIN CITES 3 hours!!!!! PARTY. Got two drunk passed out
SATERDAY: WOKE up at 3 am parted till 6 AM went to sleep tell 11AM drove 45 min home (IN TWIN CITIES) than helped put up christmas tree in our house: also felt really really sick watched hankock went to sleep early!!!!
SUNDAY: woke up late went to TRANS SIBERAN ORCAHSTRA GREAT CONCERT I LOVE THEM drove back here TYPEING THIS NOW future wite rought draft paper.

First part of post. Come on it was only in jest.

Second part of post: No comment

Final part of post: Mind rephrasing those first two sentences please?

First answer: no you obvousaly have not learned your lesson VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER * bang bang * two fbi agents show up at targets place kills them gets back to writing post* so you lone wolf better rethink What you did when you are ready to make up come find me.

Second Answer: no coment to your no comment (wich is really a comment so i am a little lost by this lone wolf?????? )

thrid and finial Answer: this is the short version of why i was not on that day sorry for the miscomunacation.

[targetman377]

Actually my kids are sometimes sickeningly polite.

They say "Thank You" as often as well-mannered Brits are taught to say it (far more than US people, which can make Brits think you're impolite at times), and also reply to every "Thank You" with "you're welcome", as polite persons in the US do (but which never happens in the UK - you just wait for your next opportunity to say "thank you". This can cause US persons to think that Brits are ungrateful.)

UK style:
Hand item to cashier. Cashier says "thank you".
Cashier rings up sale. Hands bill to customer. Customer says "thank you".
Customer hands over credit card. Cashier says "thank you"".
Cashier asks customer to enter pin code. Customer does so. Cashier says "thank you".
Cashier gives card back with receipt. Customer says "thank you".
Cashier bags item gies it to customer. Customer says "thank you".

US Style:
Customer hand item to cashier, cahier hands bill to customer, customer hands over credit card, cashier requests pin number, customer supplies it, cashier gives customer item, credit card and recipt. Customer says "thank you". Cashier says "you're welcome. have a good one." Customer (possibly) says "you too".

[jonesthecurl]

I like the Swahili version of polite:

you don't thank people for doing their jobs.

If you go to say Kenya, and learn enough Swahili to talk to the locals, they will be very puzzled if you thank them at any point in the above transactions. Or if you thank a waiter etc. (the Swahili for "thank you" incidentally is "asante". If I remember right.)

IN Swahili you say "thank you" when the thing that the other person has done is worthy of comment, i.e. beyond their job or duty. That is when real thanks are due.

I quite like this idea. But, if you speak to people in English there they will still expect a "thank you" at appropriate Brit "thank-you" places. If you speak to them in Swahili they don't.

I have no idea what Swahili speakers think of Americna politeness.

Perhaps the president-elect could tell us?

[targetman377]

I like the Swahili version of polite:

you don't thank people for doing their jobs.

If you go to say Kenya, and learn enough Swahili to talk to the locals, they will be very puzzled if you thank them at any point in the above transactions. Or if you thank a waiter etc. (the Swahili for "thank you" incidentally is "asante". If I remember right.)

IN Swahili you say "thank you" when the thing that the other person has done is worthy of comment, i.e. beyond their job or duty. That is when real thanks are due.

I quite like this idea. But, if you speak to people in English there they will still expect a "thank you" at appropriate Brit "thank-you" places. If you speak to them in Swahili they don't.

I have no idea what Swahili speakers think of Americna politeness.

Perhaps the president-elect could tell us?

stop enough man you are making me laugh honestaly these are great coments i love how funny they are!!!

[strike wolf]

It already went through your helmet so i say it'll make it.

you shot my shoulder though

*TARGET RETURNS FROM A CLASSIFIED MISSION takes both of you Sits you down in two oppisit connres and make you think about what you did. Until you have been punished enough than makes you two shake hands AND hug and make up.

Dispatched the curlette's guest now - the curlson's friend is still here, still making lots of noise (he's a younger kid, from next door).

We're thinking of all going to see the 3D version of Bolt, which is on in the next town, later today.

Yesterday Mrs Curl visited with various old friends in the UK and they all phoned us up after getting home from a curry, while getting themselfves on the outside of a bottle of wine or two... it sounded like fun. Later today Mrs Curl moves on to Paris on business, via the Chunnel.

Sleepovers they are sooo soooo much fun are they not. Parnents that do them are the best!!!!! By the way because i know both of your kids did NOT do it yet FROM THE KID IN ME AND ALL KIDS THANK YOU .

What's up today? Am I the only one here? Is everyone ignoring this thread? Why the hell am I asking so many questions?

Sorry lone wolf went long story short version
FRIDAY: start: river falls go to twin cities back to river falls back to twin cites back to river falls back that took an 1 hour each way than from river falls IN THE SNOW oppisit side of twin cites IN RUSH HOUR THROUGH TWIN CITES 3 hours!!!!! PARTY. Got two drunk passed out
SATERDAY: WOKE up at 3 am parted till 6 AM went to sleep tell 11AM drove 45 min home (IN TWIN CITIES) than helped put up christmas tree in our house: also felt really really sick watched hankock went to sleep early!!!!
SUNDAY: woke up late went to TRANS SIBERAN ORCAHSTRA GREAT CONCERT I LOVE THEM drove back here TYPEING THIS NOW future wite rought draft paper.

First part of post. Come on it was only in jest.

Second part of post: No comment

Final part of post: Mind rephrasing those first two sentences please?

First answer: no you obvousaly have not learned your lesson VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER * bang bang * two fbi agents show up at targets place kills them gets back to writing post* so you lone wolf better rethink What you did when you are ready to make up come find me.

Second Answer: no coment to your no comment (wich is really a comment so i am a little lost by this lone wolf?????? )

thrid and finial Answer: this is the short version of why i was not on that day sorry for the miscomunacation.

No comment may be a comment but it's merely commenting that I have nothing to say to that part of the post which in itself is a comment and therefore just there to tell you that I do not have anything of substance to say to it but do not want you to think that I was ignoring your comment by not posting my own comment.

[spaceghst44]

did you know....

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light.

[jonesthecurl]

If you lived in Seaford on the English south coast, the waits at red lights would be the most exciting time of our life.

[strike wolf]

Finals have started.

round 1 goes to me.

Trig. final probably got a better grade on the final than I had on any other by a good 5 points.

[strike wolf]

Strike wolf's video game moment of the week.

So I was playing Left 4 Dead last night with some friends (2 of them on-line) and we were playing on normal so that we could get some achievements that would be harder to come by on advanced and almost impossible on expert. Anyways we were on the No Mercy stage and we had reached the final level and the helicopter had arrived. We distracted the horde with a pipe bomb but unfortunately one of our guys got caught by a smoker. Being the heroic idiot I was I decide to help him out. Then right after I do, I get attacked by a tank. He leaves me to die and I end up being the only one not to survive the mission.

[strike wolf]

I would like to say that up until dying there, I was kicking ass. I killed 2 witches and a tank by myself and only had to use one med-kit throughout the mission.

[muy_thaiguy]

Monkeys. Enough said.

[diddle]

Good to know...

[jonesthecurl]

This thread at the moment....
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[derfderf34]

it is all about that

[muy_thaiguy]

This thread at the moment....
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What more do you expect when I pop in here?

[targetman377]

its soda

[jonesthecurl]

Ah, good evening Mr Nonsequitur. Come in off the pavement we have a flat ready for you upstairs on the first floor.

[strike wolf]

Two finals down. All I have to say...UGGGGGGH!

[derfderf34]

Two finals down. All I have to say...UGGGGGGH!

but little di you know that you have 17 left to go

[targetman377]

i have finals next week. NOW i am getting an amazing back rub from the gf!!

[autoload]

I need a bullet in my back to feel better.