the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[muy_thaiguy]

WHO POISONED THE COOKIES?

[strike wolf]

you know I havent posted in here in a LONG time
*eats a cookie*

And here we were beginning to think that you didn't like us anymore.

[strike wolf]

well i am now writing a history paper due tomarow cause finals are next week. for me!!! how did you do on them lone wolf by the way hopefully good.

Terrible. I only got a 105 on my Philosophy final and the rest were no better than 104s.

[strike wolf]

[brings cookie that the kids made recently] here - try this.

i saw you put the posin in them

Don't listen to him. Target did all the poisoning himself. Here I have proof.

*shows video tape.*

[strike wolf]

:? do i dare
*tries cookie*
well it IS a cookie
*gobbles cookie up*
TY

******falls over dead*.....* taget comes and pushes needly in heart saves your life*

OMG TY
joneseyyy you tried to kill me
you bastard!!!!!!!!!

dont worry i got snipers placed trained on him he makes one wrong move he is a gonners or if you want me to tell my people i will pass the order???? just say what you think

*Pulls out gigantic magnet.*

Now all your guns belong to me. Today I saved yet another innocent life.

[strike wolf]

to defeat our enemy (censored) we must become our enemy (censored)

*Double-douses with holy water*

[strike wolf]

Applauds intruiging improv drama just enacted, eats cookie.

*****Jones Curl falls over DEAD!!!!!***** target comes again to the rescue******* again******* this is getting old

*****YELLS**** IF ONE MORE PERSON EATS thouse cookies i will get really mad and i am NOT coming to your rescue!!!!!!

Sorry false alarm people. It turns out the cookies weren't poisoned after all. Or I guess more accurately, they had a tranquilizer in them, mistakenly put in, but would only be deadly if eaten in vast quantities. Glad we got that cleared up.

[strike wolf]

holy water?

yep it fixes things if you say the forbidding word. ok i guess lone wolf starreded so he can tell us more about it if he ever comes

You see when people mention the forbidden words and other forbidden items, which rarely, if ever get mentioned, I splash them with holy water. It's a potent mix of acid and other skin burning chemicals that are sure to leave a mark.

[strike wolf]

Well, I'm in Atlanta now. ran into a mix of rain and sun on the way up. Helped to create a rather picturesque sky. I would've taken a picture but you know driving. That and when I asked my imaginary friend Super Hercules to do it, he told me to go to hell.

[apey]

you know I havent posted in here in a LONG time
*eats a cookie*

And here we were beginning to think that you didn't like us anymore.

I luv everyone I just been in chat

[derfderf34]

holy water?

yep it fixes things if you say the forbidding word. ok i guess lone wolf starreded so he can tell us more about it if he ever comes

You see when people mention the forbidden words and other forbidden items, which rarely, if ever get mentioned, I splash them with holy water. It's a potent mix of acid and other skin burning chemicals that are sure to leave a mark.

no that you mention it...
*starts running around screaming that my arm is on fire*

[autoload]

ubiquitous?
flaccid?
antidisestablishmentarian?
I gotta whole dictionary here, gimme a clue.

I like flaccid.

[autoload]

*****Jones Curl falls over DEAD!!!!!***** target comes again to the rescue******* again******* this is getting old

*****YELLS**** IF ONE MORE PERSON EATS thouse cookies i will get really mad and i am NOT coming to your rescue!!!!!!

I'm awful hungry... *eats cookie*... What were you saying targetman?

ARRRGH!!!!!

*dies*

[autoload]

[brings cookie that the kids made recently] here - try this.

i saw you put the posin in them

Don't listen to him. Target did all the poisoning himself. Here I have proof.

*shows forged video tape.*

Why would you do that?

[autoload]

And I'm spent.

[apey]

what did that take ya hun a minute
I am disappointed i was sure u were better than a minute man

[diddle]

what did that take ya hun a minute
I am disappointed i was sure u were better than a minute man

They call me 'two minute tommy' where I live

[strike wolf]

[brings cookie that the kids made recently] here - try this.

i saw you put the posin in them

Don't listen to him. Target did all the poisoning himself. Here I have proof.

*shows forged video tape.*

Why would you do that?

What? I just hate false accusations.

[autoload]

what did that take ya hun a minute
I am disappointed i was sure u were better than a minute man

Hey, that's quite an achievement for me nowadays.

[strike wolf]

Whenever you think of bringing someone down (auto). Just remember what ELO says.

[spaceghst44]

i can my bike with no handle bars.

[strike wolf]

i can my bike with no handle bars.

Good for you. I think.

[targetman377]

i can my bike with no handle bars.

Good for you. I think.

question does your mommy call you special?

[strike wolf]

Low blow target. But no she doesn't.

[targetman377]

[brings cookie that the kids made recently] here - try this.

i saw you put the posin in them

Don't listen to him. Target did all the poisoning himself. Here I have proof.

*shows video tape.*

*looks at video tape* Lone how much did you pay that acter he looks just like me except the hole color of the eyes, the body type, skin color, vocie, kind of posin i would use. glasses, and all that good stuff besides that your right he does look like me.