Limericks - add one line

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:03 pm

Can we keep the rhyming and syllables in limerick form please?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks

I built a magnificent machine, [1]
That could rip out a man's spleen. [2]
I sold it last week, [3]
To a very rich sheik (4)

To use to defend his harem. [5]

There was an old man from Nebraska, [1]

by **Chad22342** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:03 pm

who's cousin's in alaska

by **Russianfire8371** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:23 pm

she was young and pretty

by **Genghis Khant** on Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:53 pm

Bright and witty, [4]

by **Zanza** on Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:23 pm

But her teeth were full o' tobacca'(southern jawl?)[5]

Ain't ne'er been to timbucktoo[1]
(sorry if it was done incorrectly, this is my first crack at it.)

by **Numia Kereru** on Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:28 pm

Zanza wrote:Ain't ne'er been to timbucktoo[1]
(sorry if it was done incorrectly, this is my first crack at it.)

But I've passed through Woolloomooloo[2]

by **Genghis Khant** on Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:31 pm

Where I met a strange man, [3]

by **riggable** on Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:42 pm

who sold me a fan(4)

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:01 am

That was made from the skin of a gnu. [5]

The first time I ever got drunk, [1]

by **beezer** on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:05 am

Was right after making out with a skunk [2]

by **Aimless** on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:05 am

I was riding my grandfather's junk. [2]

by **Genghis Khant** on Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:15 am

The first time I ever got drunk, [1]
Was right after making out with a skunk [2]

But later that night, (3)

by **riggable** on Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:24 am

my ass clenched up tight(4)

by **lduke1990** on Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:30 am

I knew I'd be regretting it soon

I was strolling in the park one day

by **Numia Kereru** on Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:35 am

When a pretty young thing passed by my way [2]

by **Orange-Idaho-Dog** on Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:38 am

I spanked her on the rear (3)

by **iAnonymous** on Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:38 am

EDIT: Orange was a nano-second faster than me. Pass.

by **Numia Kereru** on Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:39 am

Orange-Idaho-Dog wrote:I spanked her on the rear (3)

Stuck my tongue in her ear [4]

by **Genghis Khant** on Thu May 10, 2007 12:56 pm

I was strolling in the park one day
When a pretty young thing passed by my way [2]
I spanked her on the rear (3)
Stuck my tongue in her ear [4]

And my case comes up later today. [5]

The worst thing about being in prison, [1]