Limericks - add one line

[GreecePwns]

you saw a big blue chair.

[The1exile]

And bumped into wallace and Gromit. (5)

There once was a man named Quinn, (1)

[jnd94]

who poked himself with a pin (2)

[The1exile]

Straight in the eye, (3)

[GreecePwns]

he bled a whole lot

[Genghis Khant]

There once was a man named Quinn, (1)
who poked himself with a pin (2)
Straight in the eye, (3)

To make himself cry, [4]

[Anarkistsdream]

There once was a man named Quinn, (1)
who poked himself with a pin (2)
Straight in the eye, (3)

To make himself cry, [4]

Because of his life lived in sin (5)


A big shiny dollar is grand (1)

[Dancing Mustard]

especially in your hand (2)

[jnd94]

especially in your hand (2)

when it falls from the sky (3)

[Anarkistsdream]

Pegged in the head and you cry (4)

[jnd94]

and it dissolved right back into the land.
(5)

I once ate a piece of meat (1)

[Anarkistsdream]

Human brain is really quite sweet (2)

[Dancing Mustard]

It tastes just like duck (3)

[Genghis Khant]

And with any luck, [4]

[Anarkistsdream]

Next I'll get to eat his feet (5)



This week they planned a trip to the zoo. (1)

[Sunstripe]

Which like a load of poo

[Dr. Doctor]

They ran on home (3)

[Sunstripe]

*smelt

[n8freeman]

and grabbed their comb (4)

[Guilty_Biscuit]

what they did next was taboo (5)



I once owned a pickaxe called Bob, (1)

[GreecePwns]

And Bob liked to eat corn on the cob.

[jnd94]

it smacked him in the face

[Chad22342]

With a large mace(4)

[Aries]

And off and running went Bob(5)

I once smashed a 1000 pound brick(1)

[pancakemix]

When I did it, it made me feel sick.